(We are back from the intermission. But instead of returning to the arena, we cut to a scene taped earlier today. We are in the backyard of Alex DiGiacomo and Rose Morris's house. We see a pool, spa, and numerous chairs set up. Britney Spears lawn figures line the fencing. In the center of it all there is a giant dildo ice sculpture. Guests begin to file into their seats. We see Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro who obviously look lost. More guests make their way in like Christopher Lowell, Richard Simmons, Ellen, C-Dogg, V-Man, Stone, DOOM, Eli Vane, Mr. Belding, John Stamos, Zack Morris, Speed Racer, Token Minority Jobber, Mike Sanders, Just Joe, Seasoned Veterans, Chris Comet, Sally Struthers, Corey Feldman, and finally Rose and Alex. Sambo comes in last wearing a goofy hat and a tray full of drinks.)

Sambo: Drinks are served.

C-Dogg: Hey who tha fuck invited this guy. Wait til Tony finds out about this shit. Someone is gonna catch the cut today.

Sally Struthers: Hey when is food gonna be served? I am starving.

(John Tesh begins to play the piano as we see Tony make his way down the aisle with his Best Man, Shawn Michaels.)

Tony: I am a little nervous. I am gonna be honest with you HBK. I have never had sex with a man.

Shawn: Why are you telling me this?

Tony: Sorry.

(Scene cuts to Gotti sitting down looking into a mirror. He has his bridal gown on looking more beautiful then ever. He turns around where we see Rosie O'Donnell standing there with tears in her eyes.)

Rosie: You look so pretty Gotti.

Gotti:(mumbling like Marlon Brando) Well I don't feel it.

Rosie: Maybe this will help you out.

(Rosie leads Gotti into the room next door where we see Stevie Wonder sitting next to a Piano. Stevie then starts into his hit song "Isn't She Lovely". Gotti quickly tears up.)

Rosie: I knew that would make you feel better. Now we got a wedding to get to.

(Gotti runs out the door)

Stevie: Good luck girls.

Rosie: Gotti is a guy.

Stevie: What kinda sick fucks are you people.

(Scene cuts back to the wedding where we see Alex and HBK talking.)

Shawn: You don't think anyone is gonna crash the wedding?

Alex: Well FCW security guard Gary Coleman is here.

Shawn: I thought he was in jail for killing Josh Gardner.

Alex: No, but I do wonder where that little guy is.

(Gary pops out of the ground like a mole)

Gary: WHATCHU TALKIN ABOUT HBK! No one is gonna crash this wedding. Not on my watch!

Shawn: Alright then.

Tony: Man you guys sure did get some real cool people to show up. You got Speed Racer to come.

Alex: He owes me one so I told him to be a part of this.

Tony: He sure does look in great shape.

(We see Richard Simmons talking to Speed.)

Richard: Man Speed. You should take a look at my Meal-A-Deal. All this time off from wrestling you have got a little gut on you.

Speed: No thanks.

Richard: You should watch some of my videos. Do you know how fun it is to listen to oldies and lose weight at the same time?

Speed: Leave me alone.

Richard: Would you like to see me naked? I have heard so much about the Speed Racer Special.

(Speed jumps to his feet and begins to chase Richard Simmons around the yard. As they are running by the ice sculpture, Speed slips on a piece of ice on the ground. He rockets into the air and crashes down hard on his side.)

Speed: OWWWW!!!! MY HIP!!!! I think I broke it again.

(A horse carriage comes rolling up. It is lead by a bound and gagged Nathan Lane. John Tesh begins to play the wedding song on the piano as we see the Maid of Honor Quackman first coming down the aisle. We then see Gotti being led to the altar by Marlon Brando.)

Alex: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the love of two young men. A love so deeply penetrated that no hole is to dark or muddy for them, a love that makes one get on both knees to suck the love from it. Yes love. To speak about this love, is our own Quackman. Quacks has prepared a song. Quacks?

(Quackman takes the mic and lies on top of John Tesh's piano.)

Quacks: I've reached a point of my life that I thought could only be expressed in song. Hit it...

Quackman: I used to think being gay/was the answer to everything/ But now I know servicing Christopher Lowell doesn't always Go my way, yeah...

Feels like I'm caught in the middle. That's when I realize...

(As Quackman breaks into the chorus the "celebrities" in the crowd all gather arm in arm behind Quacks singing)

I'm not a gay
Not yet into women
All I need is time
A moment that is mine
While I'm in between

(Verse 2)
I'm not into boys...
There is no need to wear thongs or to put my penis
into holes in men roooms!!!
Its time that I
Learn to face up to this on my own
I've seen so much more penis than Steve's from North Dakota
So tell me its time to close my assssssss!!!

I'm not a gay
Not yet
All I need is time
A moment that is mine
While I'm in between

I'm not a gay
But if u look at me closely
You will see it my eyes
This duck will always find
His WWWAAAYYY AWWWAAAYYY FROM
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMOOOOSSS!!!!

(Quacks sings what is not in parenthesis, the celebrity team sings the other parts)

I'm not a gay
(I'm not a gay don't tell me what to believe)
Not Yet into women
(I'm just tryin to find the duck in me, yeah)
All I need is time (All I need)
A moment that is mine (That is mine)
While I'm washing out the man-taste of Christopher Lowellllllllll

I'm not a gay
Not yeeeeeeeeeeet into women

(The whole wedding party is stunned as Oblivion leaps over the fence and heads towards the reception. He has what appears to be a gravy boat in his left hand. Top-notch security guard Gary Coleman quickly intercepts Oblivion.)

Gary Coleman: Whatchu doin’ here? You ain’t on the guest list!

(Oblivion reaches into his pocket and tosses a few write rocks onto the lawn. Coleman leaps right on them like a rat on cheese. Yup, Gary Coleman is a sucker for that sweet, sweet crack. With Coleman out of the way, nobody else showed any interest in confronting the mad man. Well, except for Shawn Michaels, who has obviously had more than a few glasses of liquid courage already today. In very slurred speech, Michaels addresses Oblivion.)

Shawn Michaels: Heyyyyshooo! Yoush not welcomes here!

(Oblivion takes what much be a very well crafted gray boat and whacks Michaels right between the eyes, knocking Michaels out cold. The motivates Quackman to rush at Oblivion, while making some sort of squealing noise. Oblivion side steps him, grabs his head, and rams it into the giant dildo ice sculpture. He then locks Quacks in a double underhook, pivots, and execute the eND, with Quackman’s head and neck landing right on the stomach of the unconscious Michaels. It’s enough to wake Michaels up and both he and Quacks are rolling on the ground in pain.

Tony Montana is holding Young Gotti, who is in tears and screaming about his perfect day being ruined. Oblivion picks up his gravy boat and walks towards them. But he doesn’t attack either. He softly tosses the gravy boat, and Montana catches it. Then, one simple word.

Oblivion: Congratulations.

(Oblivion turns around, walks away, and jumps back over the fence. The crowd stays stunned as the picture fades. We cut back to a live shot.)

Kevin Cole: What the heck was that?

Nik Cain: That was taped earlier today and I think I can safely say “sports entertainment” will never be the same.

Kevin Cole: Well, on with the show. Up next, the World Tag Titles are on the line! The Reckoning defend against the Nightmare Express!

Nik Cain: A lot of people say the Reckoning have no chance against a team the caliber of the Nightmare Express. I guess we’ll see if those critics are right or not.

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall.
It is for the FCW World Tag Titles.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...
At a total combined weight of 514 pounds...

The Nightmare Express

Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 447 pounds...

The FCW World Tag Champions...
The Reckoning

They lock up.
Harmonium Ziporath takes Bad Dreams down with an arm-hook DDT.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Harmonium Ziporath takes Bad Dreams down with a belly to belly overhead release suplex.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Nik Cain: Ziporath with a pair of near falls early. The champs need to keep up this quick pace; it’s when they are at their best.

Harmonium Ziporath goes for a dragon suplex, but Bad Dreams counters it with a backward kick.
Bad Dreams locks Harmonium Ziporath in a hangman.
Harmonium Ziporath reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Bad Dreams whips Harmonium Ziporath into the ropes.
Harmonium Ziporath hits Bad Dreams with a clothesline.
Harmonium Ziporath nails Bad Dreams with a dragon screw.
Harmonium Ziporath goes for a belly to belly overhead release suplex, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams whips Harmonium Ziporath into the ropes. Bad Dreams tags out to Dream Warrior.
Erik Moon enters the ring and lays out Bad Dreams.
Erik Moon goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Dream Warrior slides down his back.
Erik Moon rolls out of the ring.
Dream Warrior uses a crucifix on Harmonium Ziporath.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Kevin Cole: So close to having new champions!

Dream Warrior takes Harmonium Ziporath down with a dragon screw.
Dream Warrior hits Harmonium Ziporath with a wheelbarrow suplex.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dream Warrior throws a fireball at the front row fans.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior goes for the Rocker Dropper, but Harmonium Ziporath counters it with a legsweep.
Harmonium Ziporath tags out to Erik Moon.
Erik Moon goes for brain buster into seated power bomb, but Dream Warrior counters it with a vertical suplex.
Dream Warrior takes Erik Moon down with a palm blow.
Erik Moon locks Dream Warrior in an abdominal stretch.
Dream Warrior breaks the hold after 8 seconds.
Dream Warrior hits a front-layout superplex on Erik Moon.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.

Kevin Cole: What a move off the top rope!

Dream Warrior takes Erik Moon down with a jumping DDT.
A small "Dream Warrior" chant is being started.
Dream Warrior executes a power bomb into a bridge on Erik Moon.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, shoulder up.
Dream Warrior executes a double underhook piledriver on Erik Moon.
Dream Warrior executes a jumping elbow thrust on Erik Moon.
A small "Dream Warrior" chant is being started.
Dream Warrior catches Erik Moon in a figure-four leglock.
Erik Moon tries to escape the hold.
Dream Warrior lets go after 11 seconds.
Dream Warrior whips Erik Moon into the ropes.
Dream Warrior hits Erik Moon with a clothesline.

Nik Cain: This is the best I’ve seen Dream Warrior look in months.

Bad Dreams enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams hits a leg lariat on Erik Moon.
Dream Warrior goes for an octopus hold, but Erik Moon blocks it. Bad Dreams leaves the ring.
Erik Moon goes for a Thunder Fire Power Bomb, but Dream Warrior blocks it.
Dream Warrior places Erik Moon on the turnbuckle.
Dream Warrior hits a belly-to-belly superplex on Erik Moon.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.

Kevin Cole: Another big move off the top rope from Dream Warrior!

Dream Warrior goes for a power bomb into a bridge, but Erik Moon blocks it.
Erik Moon hits Dream Warrior with a tiger driver.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Erik Moon takes Dream Warrior down with a vertical facebuster.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Erik Moon hits Dream Warrior with a cobra clutch suplex.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Erik Moon tags out to Harmonium Ziporath.
Harmonium Ziporath and Erik Moon hit Dream Warrior with a double vertical facebuster.
Erik Moon leaves the ring.
Harmonium Ziporath whips Dream Warrior into the ropes, but Dream Warrior reverses it.
Harmonium Ziporath hits Dream Warrior with an elbow.
Harmonium Ziporath is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Harmonium Ziporath complains about a slow count.
Harmonium Ziporath whips Dream Warrior into the ropes.
Dream Warrior hits Harmonium Ziporath with a kick.
Dream Warrior tags out to Bad Dreams.

Nik Cain: Both teams are exhibiting excellent teamwork.

Bad Dreams takes Harmonium Ziporath down with a springboard spinning leg lariat.
Bad Dreams acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Bad Dreams is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bad Dreams takes Harmonium Ziporath down with a flying forearm.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Bad Dreams hits a hangman's power bomb on Harmonium Ziporath.
Bad Dreams is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bad Dreams goes for a running power bomb, but Harmonium Ziporath blocks it.
Harmonium Ziporath goes for a Cradle DDT, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams punches Harmonium Ziporath.
Bad Dreams acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Bad Dreams punches Harmonium Ziporath.
Bad Dreams takes Harmonium Ziporath down with an Asai leg lariat.
Bad Dreams whips Harmonium Ziporath into the ropes.
Bad Dreams hits Harmonium Ziporath with an elbow.
Bad Dreams hits a running power bomb on Harmonium Ziporath.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, kickout.

Kevin Cole: Ziporath kicks out in one!

Nik Cain: I guess if you believe you’re the man of steel long enough, you start to act like it.

Bad Dreams takes Harmonium Ziporath down with an Asai leg lariat.
Bad Dreams hits Harmonium Ziporath with a head and arm suplex.
Bad Dreams is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Bad Dreams goes for the Sky High, but Harmonium Ziporath blocks it.
Harmonium Ziporath tags out to Erik Moon.
Erik Moon nails Bad Dreams with an implant DDT.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Erik Moon.
Erik Moon goes for the Stinger Splash, but Bad Dreams side-steps and Erik Moon only hits air.
Bad Dreams is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Dream Warrior enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Harmonium Ziporath enters the ring and lays out Dream Warrior.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Harmonium Ziporath.
Harmonium Ziporath hits Bad Dreams with an arm-hook DDT.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Harmonium Ziporath.
Erik Moon nails Bad Dreams with a 450 splash.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Kevin Cole: Dreams gets the shoulder up after a picture perfect 450 splash from Moon!

Harmonium Ziporath leaves the ring.
Erik Moon locks Bad Dreams in a figure-four leglock.
Bad Dreams' shoulders are on the mat.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bad Dreams tries to escape the hold.
Bad Dreams is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Bad Dreams breaks the hold after 17 seconds.
Bad Dreams uses the Sky High on Erik Moon.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, kickout.
Bad Dreams executes a flying forearm on Erik Moon.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Bad Dreams uses the Rocker Dropper on Erik Moon.
Bad Dreams goes for a 450 splash, but Erik Moon gets his knees up.

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!

Nik Cain: That looked really painful.

Erik Moon uses a release tiger suplex on Bad Dreams.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, kickout.
Erik Moon whips Bad Dreams into the ropes, but Bad Dreams reverses it.
Erik Moon uses a cartwheel kick on Bad Dreams.
Erik Moon goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Bad Dreams counters it with a DDT.
Bad Dreams acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Bad Dreams whips Erik Moon into the ropes, but Erik Moon reverses it.
Bad Dreams misses with a shoulderblock.
Bad Dreams hits Erik Moon with an elbow.
Bad Dreams runs into the ropes.
Bad Dreams hits Erik Moon with an elbow.
Bad Dreams places Erik Moon on the turnbuckle.
Bad Dreams goes for a top-rope Splash Mountain, but Erik Moon blocks it.
Erik Moon throws Bad Dreams off the turnbuckle.

Nik Cain: Moon managed to dodge that bullet.

Erik Moon hits Bad Dreams.
Erik Moon is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Erik Moon hits Bad Dreams.
Erik Moon is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Erik Moon punches Bad Dreams.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Erik Moon.
Bad Dreams chops Erik Moon.
Erik Moon punches Bad Dreams.
Erik Moon chops Bad Dreams.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Erik Moon.
Erik Moon puts Bad Dreams in a cobra clutch.
Bad Dreams is struggling to reach the ropes.
Erik Moon lets go after 14 seconds.
Erik Moon gets an abdominal stretch on Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Erik Moon hits a top-rope reverse Frankensteiner on Bad Dreams.
Erik Moon is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Harmonium Ziporath enters the ring.
Erik Moon and Harmonium Ziporath hit Bad Dreams with the Reckoning.
Erik Moon goes for the pin.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Erik Moon.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Kevin Cole: Kick out! Bad Dreams kicked out!

Erik Moon goes for a release tiger suplex, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams tags out to Dream Warrior.

Nik Cain: Bad Dreams makes a much-needed tag out to Dream Warrior.

Dream Warrior and Bad Dreams whip Erik Moon into the ropes.
They hit Erik Moon with a double fist to the midsection.
Bad Dreams leaves the ring.
Dream Warrior catches Erik Moon in an armbar submission.
Erik Moon is struggling to reach the ropes.
Erik Moon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Erik Moon leaves the ring.
He returns with a chain.
Erik Moon hits him with the chain.
Dream Warrior is busted wide open.

Kevin Cole: Dream Warrior has been busted open for the second time tonight!

Erik Moon hits jumping tombstone piledriver on Dream Warrior.
Numerous fans are using Erik Moon for target practice.
Erik Moon hits Dream Warrior with a Northern Lights bomb.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Erik Moon nails Dream Warrior with a tornado DDT.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Erik Moon hits him with a chain.
Erik Moon goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Dream Warrior blocks it.
Dream Warrior runs into the ropes.
Erik Moon misses with a clothesline.
Dream Warrior hits Erik Moon with a shoulderblock.
Dream Warrior takes Erik Moon down with the Rocker Dropper.
Dream Warrior gets a figure-four leglock on Erik Moon.
Erik Moon's shoulders are on the mat.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Erik Moon is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Dream Warrior lets go after 25 seconds.
Dream Warrior tags Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams lifts Erik Moon up.
Dream Warrior nails Erik Moon with the Insomnia From Hell and goes for the pin.
The crowd is cheering on Dream Warrior.

Kevin Cole: Insomnia From Hell! Insomnia From Hell!

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is cheering on Dream Warrior.

The winners are The Nightmare Express. Time of match: 0:11:36

Kevin Cole: It’s over! We have new World Tag Team Champions! The Nightmare Express have won the titles for an unprecedented third time!

Nik Cain: We have now seen two title changes tonight. The question on the minds of a lot of people right now is, will we see a third?

Kevin Cole: That’s right! Scion is about to defend his World Title against, arguably, his toughest challenger yet, former champion Mark Payne!

Nik Cain: There is no “arguably” about it. Not to take anything away from Hazard, but Payne was the most dominant World Champion FCW has ever seen and is its most established superstar. Scion has his work cut out for him here, and has already been pinned by Payne once here tonight.

~~~~~
This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Texas Death match scheduled for one fall.
It is for the FCW World Title.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Rhapsody...
From Allentown, Pennsylvania...
Weighing in at 287 pounds...

"The Blonde Bastard" Mark Payne

His opponent...
Led to the ring by Emereldas...
Fighting out of New York City...
Weighing in at 230 pounds...

The FCW World Champion...
Scion

They lock up.
Mark Payne hits Scion with the Running Forearm Smash.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mark Payne throws Scion out of the ring.
Mark Payne goes through the ropes.
Mark Payne knocks Scion into the ringsteps.
Mark Payne is handed the brass knuckles.
Mark Payne hits him with the brass knuckles.
A portion of the crowd is booing Mark Payne.

Kevin Cole: Mark Payne wastes no time going after the champion!

Nik Cain: He wants the World Title and he wants it bad.

Mark Payne is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mark Payne whips Scion into the guardrail.
Mark Payne goes for a snap suplex, but Scion blocks it.
Scion is handed a stapler.
Scion takes a swing at Mark Payne with the stapler, but he gets out of the way.
Mark Payne snatches the stapler from him.
Mark Payne hits him with the stapler.

Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness!

Mark Payne sets up a table.
Mark Payne whips Scion into the guardrail.
Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans.
Mark Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Mark Payne grabs a chair.
Mark Payne sets up the chair.
Mark Payne hits Scion with the Doctor Bomb onto the chair.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne complains about a slow count.
Mark Payne sets up Scion on the table.
Mark Payne tries to drive Scion through the table with a senton, but he blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Scion throws Mark Payne over the guardrail.
Scion goes for a short clothesline, but Mark Payne counters it with a crucifix.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Emereldas comes from behind, but Mark Payne nails Emereldas.
Scion hits him with the stapler.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Scion.
Mark Payne is busted wide open.
Scion whips Mark Payne into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.

Kevin Cole: Payne has been busted open, his trademark blonde hair quickly turning to red!

Scion throws Mark Payne over the guardrail.
Scion takes Mark Payne down with a thrust kick to the head.
Scion throws Mark Payne back into the ring.
Scion brings the the stapler into the ring.
Mark Payne takes Scion down with a Death Valley Driver.
Mark Payne acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Mark Payne gives the sign for the Moment of Clarity.
Mark Payne executes the Moment of Clarity on Scion.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

Kevin Cole: Moment of Clarity and a kick out from Scion!

Nik Cain: Hey, the biggest prize in the land is on the line. You gotta come to the table with more than you normally would.

Scion punches Mark Payne.
Scion hits Mark Payne.
A portion of the crowd is booing Scion.
Mark Payne hits Scion.
Mark Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Mark Payne hits Scion.
Scion hits Mark Payne.
Mark Payne hits Scion.
Mark Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Mark Payne punches Scion.
Mark Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Scion hits Mark Payne.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Scion.
Scion chops Mark Payne.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Scion.
Mark Payne hits Scion.
Mark Payne acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Kevin Cole: Scion and Payne are simply pounding away on each other!

Nik Cain: There is no love lost between these two.

Mark Payne goes for a dropkick to the groin, but Scion side-steps and Mark Payne only hits air.
Scion takes a swing at Mark Payne with the stapler, but he gets out of the way.
Mark Payne snatches the stapler from him.
Mark Payne hits him with the stapler.
Mark Payne goes for the Revolutionary Thrill, but Scion ducks out of the way.
Scion goes for a superkick, but Mark Payne ducks out of the way.
Mark Payne executes a kick to the midsection on Scion.
Mark Payne nails Scion with a kick to the midsection.
Mark Payne executes a choke bomb on Scion.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne uses a tilt-a-whirl powerslam on Scion.
Mark Payne takes Scion down with the Running Forearm Smash.
Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.
Scion begs off.

Nik Cain: Payne’s got Scion on the defensive.

Mark Payne whips Scion into the ropes, but Scion reverses it.
Scion gets an armbar submission on Mark Payne.
Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 23 seconds.
Scion hits a hiptoss on Mark Payne.
Scion catches Mark Payne in the STF.
Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Scion whips Mark Payne into the ropes.
Mark Payne hits Scion with an elbow.
Mark Payne goes for a Hotshot, but Scion counters it with a Thesz press.
Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.
Scion takes Mark Payne down with an enzuigiri.
Scion seemingly enjoys the boos.
Scion goes for a European uppercut, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Mark Payne hits Scion.
The cheers for Mark Payne are drowning out the boos.
Scion chops Mark Payne.
Scion is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Scion kicks Mark Payne.
Scion hits him with a stapler.
Scion hits Mark Payne with a short clothesline.
Scion whips Mark Payne into the ropes.
Mark Payne hits Scion with a shoulderblock.
Mark Payne goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Scion ducks out of the way.
Scion hits him with the stapler.
Scion is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Scion puts Mark Payne in a cobra clutch.
Mark Payne breaks the hold after 7 seconds.
Mark Payne goes for a tilt-a-whirl powerslam, but Scion counters it with a backslide.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Kevin Cole: Scion almost got him!

Nik Cain: Even if he had, there is no way Payne would have stayed down for a ten count after a backslide. I think that move was about sending a message to Payne.

Scion goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Mark Payne counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mark Payne goes for a power bomb into a bridge, but Scion blocks it.
Scion goes for a Falcon Arrow, but Mark Payne counters it with a vertical suplex.
In turn, Scion counters it with a slidedown.
Scion goes for a Falcon Arrow, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Mark Payne throws Scion out of the ring.
Mark Payne goes through the ropes.
Rhapsody comes from behind, but Scion nails Rhapsody.

Kevin Cole: Scion nails Rhapsody right on the jaw!

They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mark Payne throws Scion over the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Mark Payne throws Scion over the guardrail.
Mark Payne grabs a chair.
Mark Payne sets up the chair.
Mark Payne nails Scion with a front-layout suplex onto the chair.
Mark Payne is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Kevin Cole: Kick out! Scion gets slammed onto the steel but manages to kick out!

They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mark Payne knocks Scion into the ringsteps.
Mark Payne whips Scion into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Scion takes Mark Payne down with a kick to the midsection.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Scion is handed the ring bell.
Scion hits him with the ring bell.
Scion hits Mark Payne with the TKO.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Scion whips Mark Payne into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Scion throws Mark Payne over the guardrail.
Scion goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Mark Payne counters it with a low blow.
Mark Payne is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Nik Cain: A shot to specials may hurt like a bitch, but it won’t keep Scion down.

They're brawling behind the guardrail.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Mark Payne takes Scion down with a Hotshot.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mark Payne.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Scion uses a spinning power bomb on Mark Payne.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.

Kevin Cole: He got him! Scion has pinned Payne!

Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Mark Payne gets back to his feet.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mark Payne.

Kevin Cole: But Payne is back to his feet!

Nik Cain: He’s on his feet, but he’s staggering. He’s lost a lot of blood and his head bounced off that concrete. And, believe me, the human head was not meant to bounce.

Scion goes for a kick to the midsection, but Mark Payne blocks it.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Mark Payne is handed a pizza cutter.
Mark Payne hits him with the pizza cutter.
Mark Payne hits him with the pizza cutter.
Mark Payne slashes him with a pizza cutter.
Mark Payne hits him with the pizza cutter.
The boos are resurfacing again.

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord! Payne is sick!

Nik Cain: And starting to look desperate.

They're brawling on the first floor.
Mark Payne knocks Scion into the stairway.
Mark Payne takes Scion down with a choke bomb.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Kevin Cole: Kick out!

Mark Payne goes for the Moment of Clarity, but Scion blocks it.
Mark Payne is handed a beer bottle.
Mark Payne hits him with the beer bottle.
Mark Payne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Mark Payne hits him with the beer bottle.
Mark Payne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Scion takes Mark Payne down with a fisherman suplex.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, Rhapsody distracts Dick Palmer.
Rhapsody comes from behind, but Scion nails Rhapsody.
Mark Payne nails Scion with a kick to the midsection.
Emereldas comes from behind and distracts Mark Payne.
Scion executes the Shadowblaster on Mark Payne on the concrete floor.
Scion seemingly enjoys the boos.

Kevin Cole: Shadowblaster! Shadowblaster on the concrete!

Scion goes for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.

Kevin Cole: Another pin fall for Scion!

Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Mark Payne gets back to his feet.
The cheers for Mark Payne are drowning out the boos.

Kevin Cole: But Payne is back to his feet again!

Nik Cain: Scion has Payne on the ropes. But putting the last nail in Payne’s coffin has proven time and time again to be a daunting challenge.

Scion knocks Mark Payne into the stairway.
Emereldas comes from behind, but Mark Payne nails Emereldas.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Scion nails Mark Payne with a fisherman suplex.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Rhapsody comes from behind and distracts Scion.
Mark Payne hits him with the beer bottle.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Mark Payne knocks Scion into the stairway.
Emereldas comes from behind, but Mark Payne nails Emereldas.
Scion hits a backdrop driver on Mark Payne.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Scion is handed the sledgehammer.
Scion hits him with the sledgehammer.
Scion seemingly enjoys the boos.

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!

They're brawling on the first floor.
Scion hits him with the sledgehammer.
Scion seemingly enjoys the boos.

Kevin Cole: And again!

They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Scion throws Mark Payne down to the first floor. Scion descends the stairs.
Scion sets up a table.
Scion raises his hands to get the crowd involved.

Kevin Cole: Scion has tossed Payne down a flight of stairs and has just set up a table!

Nik Cain: There are still people, even after his was with Hazard, who claim Scion doesn’t deserve that belt. He is looking to shut them all up once and for all. Beating Payne in this kind of match would do it.

Scion is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Scion sets up Mark Payne on the table.
Scion executes the Shadowblaster through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Scion is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

Kevin Cole: Shadowblaster through the table!

They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Mark Payne nails Scion with a dropkick to the groin.
Mark Payne is handed the brass knuckles.
Mark Payne hits him with the brass knuckles.
The crowd is wildly cheering Mark Payne with only a few scattered boos audible.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor. Mark Payne executes a Northern Lights bomb onto the chair on Scion.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Mark Payne hits him with the brass knuckles.
The boos are resurfacing again.

Kevin Cole: Payne is fighting back!

Nik Cain: Payne won’t roll over and play dead for anyone. But he is a bloody mess. It’s gonna take everything he has to turn this around and bring the belt to where he feels it belongs, his waist.

Mark Payne executes a swinging neckbreaker on Scion.
Mark Payne goes for the Moment of Clarity, but Scion blocks it.
Mark Payne goes for a snap suplex, but Scion counters it with a vertical suplex.
Scion is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Rhapsody comes from behind, but Scion nails Rhapsody.
Mark Payne knocks Scion into the stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Mark Payne goes for a front-layout suplex, but Scion counters it with a small package.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, Rhapsody distracts Dick Palmer.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Scion hits a standing dropkick on Mark Payne. Scion sets up the chair.
Scion goes for a spinebuster slam, but Mark Payne counters it with a kneelift.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Mark Payne knocks Scion into the stairway.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Rhapsody comes from behind and distracts Scion.
Mark Payne hits him with the brass knuckles.
The crowd is wildly cheering Mark Payne with only a few scattered boos audible.
Mark Payne uses the Revolutionary Thrill on Scion.
Mark Payne is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Emereldas comes from behind and hits Mark Payne with a chair.
Before Emereldas connects, Mark Payne moves out of the way.
Emereldas hits Scion.
The crowd is wildly cheering Mark Payne with only a few scattered boos audible.
Scion is out cold.

Kevin Cole: Payne moved out of the way! Emereldas nailed Scion!

Mark Payne uses a Thunder Fire Power Bomb on Scion.
There is no referee to count.
Dick Palmer is back on the job.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Kevin Cole: Kick out! Kick out!

They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Emereldas comes from behind and distracts Mark Payne. Mark Payne is handed the ring bell. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Mark Payne hits him with the ring bell. Mark Payne knocks Scion into the stairway.
Mark Payne hits him with the ring bell.
Mark Payne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.

Kevin Cole: Payne is pummeling the World Champion with the ring bell!

They're brawling on the first floor.
Rhapsody comes from behind and distracts Scion.
Mark Payne knocks Scion into the stairway.
They're brawling down the stairway.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Scion hits a backdrop driver on Mark Payne.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Scion seemingly enjoys the boos.
Mark Payne goes for a spinning power bomb, but Scion counters it with an inside cradle.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.

Kevin Cole: Scion got him with an inside cradle!

Nik Cain: Payne went for a power bomb, but his bell was still ringing from a backdrop driver. Scion with the easy counter, and Payne isn’t really moving.

Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
The boos are resurfacing again.

The winner is Scion. Time of match: 0:19:23

Kevin Cole: That’s it! Payne cannot continue!

Nik Cain: Just look at the pool of blood forming around him. And he’s been bleeding for most of this match up.

Kevin Cole: Scion retains his title in convincing fashion!

Nik Cain: That he does.

Kevin Cole: Let’s not waste any time. It’s time for the Survivor Battle Royal!

Nik Cain: Ten guys are gonna be in this thing. Pin falls or submissions, that’s how you get eliminated. The last man standing is the Sole Survivor for the year 2001.

Kevin Cole: Let’s get to it!

~~~~~
They lock up.
Explosion throws Oblivion out of the ring.
Explosion goes through the ropes.
Cedric Donahue comes over to make it two-on-one.
Explosion and Cedric Donahue hit Oblivion with a double flying axhandle.
Cedric Donahue uses a spinebuster slam on Oblivion.
Explosion uses a flying bodypress on Oblivion.
Cedric Donahue comes over to make it two-on-one.
Explosion and Cedric Donahue hit Oblivion with a double flying axhandle.
Explosion and Cedric Donahue hit Oblivion with a double flying axhandle.

Kevin Cole: Explosion and Donahue are doing a number on Oblivion on the outside!

Nik Cain: Smart move by Donahue. Anything that keeps Explosion from beating on you is a smart move.

Jean comes over, but gets cut off.
Cedric Donahue takes Oblivion down with a superkick.
Explosion executes a knee to the groin on Oblivion.
Cedric Donahue goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Oblivion ducks out of the way.
Oblivion is handed a beer bottle.
Oblivion hits him with the beer bottle.
Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Kevin Cole: What a shot!

Oblivion sets up a table.
Oblivion gives him a Yakuza kick, but Explosion doesn't even care.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Explosion uses a Tombstone on Oblivion.
Cedric Donahue comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jean comes over, but gets cut off.
Cedric Donahue hits falling reverse DDT on Oblivion.
Explosion hits Oblivion with a flying bodypress. Explosion goes for a knee to the groin, but Oblivion blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area. The crowd is booing Explosion.
Explosion is handed a keyboard.
Explosion hits him with the keyboard.
Oblivion is busted wide open.

Kevin Cole: Explosion has busted Oblivion wide open!

Explosion takes a swing at Oblivion with the keyboard, but he gets out of the way.
Oblivion snatches the keyboard from him.
Oblivion hits him with the keyboard.
Jean comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jean hits Explosion with a jumping side kick.
Oblivion goes for an octopus hold, but Explosion ducks out of the way.
Explosion hits him with the keyboard.
Explosion takes Oblivion down with a running power bomb.
Cedric Donahue comes over to make it two-on-one.
Cedric Donahue takes Oblivion down with the Running Forearm Smash.
Explosion goes for a knee to the groin, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion sets up Explosion on the table.
Oblivion executes a Northern Lights bomb through the table.
The table is broken in half.

Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness!

They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jean comes over to make it two-on-one.
Oblivion and Jean hit Explosion with a double flying axhandle.
Jean goes for a roundhouse kick, but Explosion counters it with a legsweep.
Cedric Donahue comes over to make it two-on-one.
. Cedric Donahue takes Oblivion down with the Running Forearm Smash.
Explosion hits a knee to the groin on Oblivion.
Jean comes over, but gets cut off.
Cedric Donahue hits Oblivion with the Running Forearm Smash. Cedric Donahue uses the Running Forearm Smash on Oblivion.
Explosion hits a knee to the groin on Oblivion.
Explosion whips Oblivion into the guardrail.
Cedric Donahue comes over to make it two-on-one.
Cedric Donahue goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Oblivion ducks out of the way.
Oblivion gives him an inverted DDT, but Explosion doesn't budge.
Jean comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jean hits Explosion with a roundhouse kick.
Oblivion takes Explosion down with a frog splash.

Nik Cain: We’ve got two brawls going on right now, the four guys on the outside near our broadcast position, and the other six inside the ring.

Jean gives him a roundhouse kick, but Explosion doesn't even care.
Explosion sets up a table.
Cedric Donahue comes over to make it two-on-one.
Cedric Donahue hits Oblivion with a Death Valley Driver.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Oblivion goes for a double arm DDT, but Explosion blocks it.
Cedric Donahue comes over to make it two-on-one.
Cedric Donahue hits Oblivion with the Running Forearm Smash.
Explosion goes for a knee to the groin, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion gives him a Yakuza kick, but Explosion doesn't even care.
Oblivion goes for the eND, but Explosion counters it with a backdrop.
A fan at ringside badmouths Explosion.
Explosion is handed a frying pan.
Explosion hits him with the frying pan.
They're brawling inside the ring area.

Nik Cain: I guess Explosion takes his Oblivion bloody side up.

Kevin Cole: That was awful.

Nik Cain: I know.

Cedric Donahue comes over to make it two-on-one.
Cedric Donahue goes for a superkick, but Oblivion ducks out of the way.
Jean comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jean gives him a dropkick, but Explosion doesn't even care.
Oblivion goes for an octopus hold, but Explosion side-steps and Oblivion only hits air.
Explosion further incites the crowd.
Explosion sets up Oblivion on the table.
Explosion executes a brain buster through the table.
The table didn't break.

Kevin Cole: Oh...dear...lord!

Nik Cain: I’d be worried, if Oblivion’s brain wasn’t already damaged.

Explosion goes for a backspin DDT, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion reenters the ring.
Explosion follows him back in.
Explosion brings the the frying pan into the ring.
Explosion punches Oblivion.
Explosion further incites the crowd.
Explosion punches Oblivion.
Explosion further incites the crowd.
Explosion takes a swing at Oblivion with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way.
Oblivion snatches the frying pan from him. Explosion snatches the frying pan from him.
Explosion hits him with the frying pan.
Explosion is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Jeff Davis throws the frying pan out of the ring.
Explosion executes the Super Nova on Oblivion.
Explosion goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, Jean makes the save.

Kevin Cole: Explosion hit the Super Nova but Jean made the save!

Nik Cain: Not sure why he’d do that.

Oblivion is bleeding like hell.
(Hazard and Most Holy are going at it.)
Hazard places Most Holy on the turnbuckle.
Hazard takes Most Holy down with a superplex.
Hazard goes for a flatliner legsweep, but Most Holy blocks it.
Most Holy uses a bulldog headlock on Hazard.
(Explosion and Dan Sexton are going at it.)
Explosion runs into the ropes.
Explosion goes for a short lariat, but Dan Sexton ducks out of the way.
Explosion executes the KA-BOOM!!!.
Explosion is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
He goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
** Dan Sexton has been eliminated.
Explosion is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

Kevin Cole: Sexton is gone!

Nik Cain: He may have won the IC Title tonight, but he won’t walk out of this arena as the Sole Survivor.

(Explosion and Cedric Donahue are going at it.)
Explosion hits a Tombstone on Cedric Donahue.
Explosion is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Explosion goes for an avalanche, but Cedric Donahue counters it with a kick to the head.
Cedric Donahue is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, Most Holy makes the save.
Cedric Donahue goes for a crossleg suspended deathlock, but Explosion counters it with an anklelock submission.
Explosion lets go after 15 seconds.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Explosion nails Cedric Donahue with a knee to the groin.
Explosion goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Cedric Donahue counters it with a DDT.
The crowd is starting to get behind Cedric Donahue.
Cedric Donahue whips Explosion into the turnbuckle.
Cedric Donahue nails Explosion with a series of kicks to the midsection.
Cedric Donahue goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Explosion blocks it.
Explosion hits Cedric Donahue with the Ace Crusher.
Explosion goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Cedric Donahue counters it with a rana.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Cedric Donahue uses a crucifix power bomb on Explosion.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Kevin Cole: Donahue just can’t keep Explosion’s shoulders down!

Cedric Donahue throws Explosion out of the ring.
Cedric Donahue jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
Cedric Donahue gives him a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker, but Explosion doesn't budge.
Most Holy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Most Holy goes for a clothesline, but Cedric Donahue ducks out of the way.
Cedric Donahue sets up Explosion on the table.
Cedric Donahue tries to drive Explosion through the table with an Arabian Facebuster, but he blocks it.
Explosion whips Cedric Donahue into the guardrail.
Explosion nails Cedric Donahue with a backbreaker.
Most Holy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Most Holy executes a clothesline on Cedric Donahue.
Explosion goes for a knee to the groin, but Cedric Donahue counters it with a dragon screw.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Cedric Donahue hits Explosion with falling reverse DDT.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Cedric Donahue gives him a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker, but Explosion only stares at him.

Kevin Cole: Explosion really is a monster!

Nik Cain: No shit.

Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams executes a leg lariat on Explosion.
Cedric Donahue goes for a full nelson, but Explosion ducks out of the way.
Explosion goes for the Ace Crusher, but Cedric Donahue blocks it.
Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams hits Explosion with a palm blow.
Cedric Donahue goes for the torture rack, but Explosion blocks it.
Explosion hits Cedric Donahue with a brain buster.
Most Holy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Most Holy executes a clothesline on Cedric Donahue.
Explosion executes a flying bodypress on Cedric Donahue.
Bad Dreams comes over, but gets cut off.
Explosion and Most Holy hit Cedric Donahue with a double flying axhandle.
Most Holy hits Cedric Donahue with a DDT.
Explosion hits Cedric Donahue with a diving shoulderblock.
Most Holy goes for a kick to the head, but Cedric Donahue ducks out of the way.
Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams goes for a palm blow, but Explosion blocks it.
Most Holy takes Bad Dreams down with an enzuigiri.
Most Holy takes Bad Dreams down with a kick to the midsection.
Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Bad Dreams nails Zoe Burgess.
Explosion comes over to make it two-on-one.
Explosion nails Bad Dreams with a short lariat.
Most Holy goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Bad Dreams counters it with an elbowsmash.
Most Holy is busted wide open.

Kevin Cole: What an elbow! Dreams appears to have busted open Holy!

Nik Cain: Yeah, looks to be a pretty nasty cut over the eye.

Cedric Donahue comes over to make it two-on-one.
Cedric Donahue hits Most Holy with the Running Forearm Smash.
Bad Dreams goes for a dragon suplex, but Most Holy counters it with a go-behind.
Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Bad Dreams nails Zoe Burgess.
Most Holy whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail.
Explosion comes over to make it two-on-one.
Explosion goes for a short lariat, but Bad Dreams counters it with a hiptoss.
Bad Dreams hits a 450 splash on Most Holy.
Bad Dreams sets up Most Holy on the table.
Bad Dreams tries to drive Most Holy through the table with the Rocker Dropper, but he blocks it.
Most Holy takes Bad Dreams down with a double-axhandle chop.
Explosion comes over to make it two-on-one.
Explosion nails Bad Dreams with a knee to the groin.
Most Holy executes a flying legdrop on Bad Dreams.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bad Dreams goes for the Good Night Irene, but Most Holy counters it with a backward kick.

Nik Cain: Dreams was looking for the Good Night Irene but Holy saw it coming.

Most Holy takes Bad Dreams down with a superkick.
Most Holy reenters the ring.
Bad Dreams follows him back in.
Most Holy executes a flying legdrop on Bad Dreams.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
(Cedric Donahue and Hazard are going at it.)
Cedric Donahue runs into the ropes.
Hazard goes for a Hotshot, but Cedric Donahue counters it with a lariat.
A small "Cedric Donahue" chant is being started.
(Cedric Donahue and Explosion are going at it.)
Cedric Donahue hits a spinebuster slam on Explosion.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Cedric Donahue gives the sign for the Neckbreaker DDT.
Cedric Donahue executes the Neckbreaker DDT on Explosion.
The crowd is starting to get behind Cedric Donahue.

Kevin Cole: Neckbreaker DDT!

Cedric Donahue goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
** Explosion has been eliminated.
The crowd is starting to get behind Cedric Donahue.

Kevin Cole: He got him! Explosion is gone!

(Cedric Donahue and Erik Moon are going at it.)
(Most Holy and Hazard are going at it.)
Most Holy hits a bodyslam on Hazard.
Most Holy whips Hazard into the ropes, but Hazard reverses it.
Most Holy hits a high knee on Hazard.
(Hazard and Oblivion are going at it.)
Most Holy comes over and lays out Cedric Donahue. Hazard and Cedric Donahue whip Oblivion into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Oblivion with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash.
The chants for Oblivion are deafening.
Oblivion hits an ax kick on Hazard.
(Bad Dreams and Cedric Donahue are going at it.)
Bad Dreams goes for a wheelbarrow suplex, but Cedric Donahue blocks it.
Cedric Donahue puts Bad Dreams in a guillotine choke.
Bad Dreams breaks the hold after 9 seconds.
Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Cedric Donahue.
Quite a few boos are audible.

Kevin Cole: Good Night Irene!

Bad Dreams goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, Michael Cross puts Cedric Donahue's foot on the rope.

Kevin Cole: Michael Cross puts Donahue’s foot on the rope!

Nik Cain: Man, who let that shit stain at ringside?

Bad Dreams goes for a DDT, but Cedric Donahue blocks it.
Cedric Donahue whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Bad Dreams takes Cedric Donahue down with a backspin DDT.
Bad Dreams goes for a head and arm suplex, but Cedric Donahue blocks it.
Cedric Donahue goes for an abdominal stretch, but Bad Dreams counters it with a facerake.
Bad Dreams uses a double arm DDT on Cedric Donahue.
Bad Dreams is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
(Mark Payne and Most Holy are going at it.)
Mark Payne goes for a fisherman buster, but Most Holy counters it with a small package.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne throws Most Holy out of the ring.
Mark Payne goes through the ropes.
Cedric Donahue comes over to make it two-on-one.
Cedric Donahue uses the Running Forearm Smash on Most Holy.
Mark Payne uses a flapjack into a diamond cutter on Most Holy.
Cedric Donahue takes Most Holy down with the Running Forearm Smash.
Mark Payne takes Most Holy down with a flapjack into a diamond cutter.
Mark Payne sets up Most Holy on the table.
Mark Payne executes Swandive Headbutt through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mark Payne.

Kevin Cole: Payne puts Holy through the table!

Cedric Donahue comes over to make it two-on-one.
Cedric Donahue hits Most Holy with a superkick.
Mark Payne executes a flapjack into a diamond cutter on Most Holy.
Cedric Donahue nails Most Holy with the Running Forearm Smash.
Mark Payne takes Most Holy down with a flapjack into a diamond cutter.
Mark Payne and Cedric Donahue hit Most Holy with a double flying axhandle.
Mark Payne sets up a table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Rhapsody comes from behind, but Most Holy nails Rhapsody.
Most Holy knocks Mark Payne into the ringsteps.
Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one.
Cedric Donahue comes over and lays out Bad Dreams.
A small "Cedric Donahue" chant is being started.
Mark Payne executes a Hotshot on Most Holy.

Kevin Cole: Payne dropping Holy’s throat across the guardrail!

Cedric Donahue comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams comes over and lays out Cedric Donahue.
Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one.
Cedric Donahue comes over and lays out Bad Dreams.
Cedric Donahue nails Most Holy with a superkick.
Mark Payne takes Most Holy down with a flapjack into a diamond cutter.
Mark Payne executes the Revolutionary Thrill on Most Holy.
Cedric Donahue comes over to make it two-on-one.
Cedric Donahue nails Most Holy with a superkick.
Mark Payne hits Most Holy with a flapjack into a diamond cutter.
Bad Dreams comes over and lays out Cedric Donahue.
Bad Dreams goes for a palm blow, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Cedric Donahue catches Bad Dreams in a full nelson.
Most Holy comes over and lays out Mark Payne.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Most Holy goes for a DDT, but Cedric Donahue counters it with a backdrop.
Cedric Donahue hits Bad Dreams with a Tombstone.
Michael Cross comes from behind and distracts Bad Dreams.
Cedric Donahue whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail.
Cedric Donahue throws Bad Dreams back into the ring.
Cedric Donahue is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Kevin Cole: Donahue almost got him!

Nik Cain: Almost ain’t good enough. Especially with this many guys left in the ring.

Cedric Donahue whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Cedric Donahue uses a dropkick to the knee on Bad Dreams.
Cedric Donahue whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Bad Dreams hits Cedric Donahue with a kick.
Bad Dreams gives the sign for the Good Night Irene.
Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Cedric Donahue.
The crowd is booing Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, Mark Payne makes the save.

Kevin Cole: Payne saves Donahue!

Nik Cain: I wouldn’t call it a save that time. Holy nailed Payne with a shot and he sorta bumped into Dreams while he was making the cover.

(Cedric Donahue and Jean are going at it.)
Cedric Donahue hits a superkick on Jean.
Cedric Donahue whips Jean into the ropes, but Jean reverses it.
Jean hits a jumping side kick on Cedric Donahue.
Jean executes the Cry of Souls on Cedric Donahue.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
** Cedric Donahue has been eliminated.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.

Kevin Cole: Cry of Souls! Donahue is gone!

Nik Cain: No way he could withstand both the Good Night Irene and the Cry of Souls.

(Jean and Oblivion are going at it.)
(Jean and Hazard are going at it.)
Jean takes Hazard down with a dropkick.
Jean takes Hazard down with a German suplex.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jean runs into the ropes.
Jean executes a clothesline on Hazard.
Jean is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Jean nails Hazard with the Corkscrew Plancha.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.
Jean goes for a spinning heel kick, but Hazard ducks out of the way.
(Erik Moon and Mark Payne are going at it.)
Erik Moon goes for an armbar into an anklelock, but Mark Payne blocks it.
(Hazard and Erik Moon are going at it.)
Hazard hits Erik Moon with a spear.
(Most Holy and Bad Dreams are going at it.)
The Dream Coach throws Bad Dreams the clipboard, but Most Holy intercepts it.
Most Holy hits Bad Dreams with it and goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
** Bad Dreams has been eliminated.
Most Holy is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Kevin Cole: What a shot! Dreams is gone! We are down to six!

(Most Holy and Oblivion are going at it.)
Most Holy hits Oblivion with a kick to the head.
(Jean and Mark Payne are going at it.)
Jean goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Mark Payne counters it with a low blow.
Mark Payne goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Jean blocks it.
Jean whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it. Jean hits Mark Payne with a flying forearm.
Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.
Jean takes Mark Payne down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Jean goes for a clothesline, but Mark Payne counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
In turn, Jean counters it with a punch.
Oblivion is bleeding like hell.
(Oblivion and Hazard are going at it.)
Oblivion takes Hazard down with a fisherman buster.
Oblivion places Hazard on the turnbuckle.
Oblivion hits a top-rope inverted DDT on Hazard.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

Kevin Cole: Inverted DDT off the top!

Oblivion hits him with the clipboard.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
(Jean and Hazard are going at it.)
Jean attempts to place Hazard on the turnbuckle, but Hazard blocks it.
Jean runs into the ropes.
Jean takes Hazard down with a swinging neckbreaker.
Jean is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jean nails Hazard with a chop.
Jean kicks Hazard.
Jean is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Hazard is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jean punches Hazard.
Hazard punches Jean.
Hazard is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Hazard kicks Jean.
The crowd is cheering on Hazard.
Hazard hits Jean with a tornado DDT.
Hazard is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Hazard is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Kevin Cole: Jean gets the shoulder up!

Nik Cain: He won’t last much longer if he keeps trying to trade blows with Hazard.

Hazard executes a left jab on Jean.
Hazard punches Jean.
Hazard is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Hazard kicks Jean.
The crowd is cheering on Hazard.
Hazard chops Jean.
(Most Holy and Erik Moon are going at it.)
Most Holy gets a guillotine choke on Erik Moon.

Nik Cain: As you can see, it’s every man for himself, as the two LoS members left are going at it.

Erik Moon breaks the hold after 7 seconds.
(Hazard and Erik Moon are going at it.)
Hazard nails Erik Moon with a series of knifehand chops.
Hazard goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Erik Moon counters it with a DDT.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
In turn, Hazard counters it with a small package.
Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.
Hazard complains about a slow count.
(Jean and Most Holy are going at it.)
Jean nails Most Holy with a dropkick.
Jean goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Most Holy counters it with a low blow.
Most Holy executes a powerslam on Jean.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Most Holy takes Jean down with a drop toe hold.
(Jean and Mark Payne are going at it.)
Jean uses a dropkick on Mark Payne.
Jean executes a hurracanrana on Mark Payne.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jean takes Mark Payne down with a spinning heel kick.
Oblivion is bleeding like a faucet.
(Jean and Hazard are going at it.)
Jean hits Hazard with a roundhouse kick.
There are lots of chants for Jean.
Jean executes the Cry of Souls on Hazard.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
** Hazard has been eliminated.
The crowd is cheering on Jean.

Kevin Cole: The Cry of Souls claims another as Jean eliminates Hazard!

Nik Cain: Any ring rust Jean may have had a couple weeks back seems gone by now.

(Jean and Mark Payne are going at it.)
Jean kicks Mark Payne.
The crowd is cheering on Jean.
Jean hits Mark Payne.
The crowd is cheering on Jean.
Jean kicks Mark Payne.
Jean is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jean hits Mark Payne with falling reverse DDT.
The crowd is cheering on Jean.
Jean is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Jean and Oblivion whip Mark Payne into the ropes.
They hit Mark Payne with a double kick to the midsection.
Jean and Oblivion whip Mark Payne into the ropes.
They hit Mark Payne with a double backdrop.
Jean takes Mark Payne down with a top-rope spin kick.
Oblivion goes for a cartwheel kick, but Mark Payne side-steps and Oblivion only hits air.
Mark Payne uses Swandive Headbutt on Jean.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Mark Payne runs into the ropes.
Mark Payne hits Jean with a kick.
Mark Payne puts Jean in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Jean tries to escape the hold.
Jean reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds.
Mark Payne locks Jean in a Texas Cloverleaf.

Nik Cain: Payne is looking to make Jean tap. Jean certainly wouldn’t be the first to submit to Payne.

Jean reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Mark Payne hits Jean with a Thunder Fire Power Bomb.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne whips Jean into the ropes, but Jean reverses it.
Jean hits Mark Payne with a scissor kick.
Jean is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jean uses a missile dropkick on Mark Payne.
The crowd is cheering on Jean.
Jean uses a chop on Mark Payne.
Jean whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it.
Jean executes a flying forearm on Mark Payne.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jean complains about a slow count.
Jean hits Mark Payne with a dropkick.
Jean hits Mark Payne with a roundhouse kick.
Jean goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Mark Payne counters it with a low blow.
Mark Payne takes Jean down with a spinning fisherman suplex.
Jeff Davis counts: One, shoulder up.
Mark Payne gives the sign for the Moment of Clarity.
Mark Payne executes the Moment of Clarity on Jean.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, Eve distracts Jeff Davis.

Kevin Cole: Moment of Clarity but Eve distracts the referee!

Mark Payne runs into the ropes.
Jean hits Mark Payne with a kick.
Jean hits a hurracanrana on Mark Payne.
There is no referee to count.
Jean gets back up.
Jean throws Mark Payne out of the ring.
Jean goes through the ropes.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.
Jean knocks Mark Payne into the ringpost.
A small "Jean" chant is being started.
Erik Moon comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jean and Erik Moon hit Mark Payne with a double flying axhandle.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mark Payne goes for a kick to the midsection, but Jean blocks it.
Erik Moon comes over to make it two-on-one.
Erik Moon hits Mark Payne with a superkick.
Jean goes for a German suplex, but Mark Payne counters it with a go-behind.
Mark Payne sets up Jean on the table.
Mark Payne tries to drive Jean through the table with a Northern Lights bomb, but he blocks it.
Jean nails Mark Payne with a pumphandle slam.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jean knocks Mark Payne into the ringpost.
A small "Jean" chant is being started.
Jean whips Mark Payne into the guardrail.

Kevin Cole: Jean and Payne are doing some number on each other on the outside!

Nik Cain: Well there certainly is plenty of history between those two.

Jean hits Mark Payne with a backdrop.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jean hits Mark Payne with springboard hurricanranna.
Erik Moon comes over to make it two-on-one.
Erik Moon executes a cartwheel kick on Mark Payne.
Jean hits a German suplex on Mark Payne.
Jean and Erik Moon hit Mark Payne with a double flying axhandle.
Jean and Erik Moon hit Mark Payne with a double flying axhandle.
Erik Moon comes over to make it two-on-one.
Most Holy comes over and lays out Erik Moon.
Most Holy is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Most Holy nails Jean with a superkick.
Mark Payne hits a flapjack into a diamond cutter on Jean.
Mark Payne is handed the brass knuckles.
Mark Payne hits him with the brass knuckles.
Mark Payne is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Kevin Cole: Payne just leveled Jean with those brass knuckles!

Most Holy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Erik Moon comes over, but gets cut off.
Most Holy nails Jean with a powerslam.
Mark Payne hits him with the brass knuckles.
Mark Payne whips Jean into the guardrail.
Mark Payne takes Jean down with a choke bomb.
Most Holy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Erik Moon comes over, but gets cut off.
Most Holy goes for a clothesline, but Jean counters it with a crucifix.
Jean sets up Mark Payne on the table.
Jean executes an Asai moonsault through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness! Jean drives Payne through the table!

Jean throws Mark Payne back into the ring.
Jeff Davis is back on the job.
Jean executes the Cry of Souls on Mark Payne.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
** Mark Payne has been eliminated.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.

Kevin Cole: Jean has eliminated Payne!

Nik Cain: That’s three for Jean. And we’re now down to four.

(Jean and Oblivion are going at it.)
Jean goes for a snap suplex, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion punches Jean.
The crowd is behind Oblivion all the way.
Oblivion chops Jean.
The crowd is behind Oblivion all the way.
Oblivion hits a fisherman buster on Jean.
The chants for Oblivion are deafening.
Oblivion executes a DDT on Jean.
The chants for Oblivion are deafening.
Oblivion is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, Eve distracts Jeff Davis.
Oblivion executes a series of headbutts on Jean.

Nik Cain: Oblivion just loves to use his own head as a weapon.

Jeff Davis is back on the job.
(Oblivion and Erik Moon are going at it.)
Oblivion executes the Michinoku Driver on Erik Moon.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Oblivion yells "Again! Again!"
The chants for Oblivion are deafening.
(Erik Moon and Oblivion are going at it.)
Erik Moon whips Oblivion into the ropes, but Oblivion reverses it.
Erik Moon nails Oblivion with a cartwheel kick.
Oblivion is bleeding like a faucet.
Erik Moon runs into the ropes.
Oblivion hits a thrust kick to the head on Erik Moon.
The crowd erupts.
(Most Holy and Erik Moon are going at it.)
Most Holy whips Erik Moon into the ropes, but Erik Moon reverses it.
Most Holy misses with an elbow.
Most Holy hits Erik Moon with a clothesline. Most Holy executes a powerslam on Erik Moon.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Most Holy uses a powerslam on Erik Moon.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Nik Cain: Holy gets a pair of near falls on stable mate Moon.

Most Holy executes a cradle suplex on Erik Moon.
Most Holy puts Erik Moon in a guillotine choke.
Erik Moon breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Most Holy goes for an armdrag takedown, but Erik Moon blocks it.
Erik Moon executes the Lunar Eclipse on Most Holy.
Erik Moon goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Kevin Cole: Moon hits the Lunar Eclipse but Holy gets the shoulder up!

Most Holy takes Erik Moon down with an enzuigiri.
Most Holy and Jean whip Erik Moon into the ropes.
They hit Erik Moon with a double fist to the midsection.
Most Holy executes a spinebuster slam on Erik Moon.
Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Erik Moon.
Most Holy goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, Oblivion makes the save.

Kevin Cole: Holy Roller but Oblivion makes the save!

Nik Cain: That’s odd. But, then again, this is Oblivion we are talking about.

Erik Moon puts Most Holy in a scorpion deathlock STF.
Most Holy breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Most Holy uses a cradle suplex on Erik Moon.
Most Holy whips Erik Moon into the ropes.
Erik Moon hits Most Holy with a clothesline.
Erik Moon throws Most Holy out of the ring.
Erik Moon goes through the ropes.
Oblivion comes over to make it two-on-one.
Erik Moon and Oblivion hit Most Holy with a double cartwheel kick.
Jean comes over, but gets cut off.
Erik Moon and Oblivion hit Most Holy with a double cartwheel kick.
Oblivion executes a cartwheel kick on Most Holy.
Erik Moon takes Most Holy down with a bridging back suplex.
Erik Moon and Oblivion hit Most Holy with a double cartwheel kick.

Kevin Cole: Moon has actually started teaming with Oblivion to gang up on Holy!

Oblivion comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jean comes over, but gets cut off.
Oblivion takes Most Holy down with a cartwheel kick.
Erik Moon nails Most Holy with a cobra clutch suplex.
Erik Moon hits a superkick on Most Holy.
Erik Moon whips Most Holy into the guardrail.
Oblivion comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jean comes over and lays out Oblivion.
Jean executes a clothesline on Erik Moon.
Most Holy goes for an enzuigiri, but Erik Moon ducks out of the way.
Erik Moon whips Most Holy into the guardrail.
Erik Moon throws Most Holy back into the ring.
Erik Moon attempts to place Most Holy on the turnbuckle, but Most Holy blocks it.
Erik Moon throws Most Holy out of the ring.
Erik Moon goes through the ropes.
Erik Moon takes Most Holy down with a tilt-a-whirl gutbuster.
Oblivion comes over to make it two-on-one.
Oblivion executes a cartwheel kick on Most Holy.
Erik Moon goes for a German suplex, but Most Holy counters it with a facerake.
Most Holy executes a jumping DDT on Erik Moon.
Jean comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jean takes Erik Moon down with a dropkick.
Oblivion comes over, but gets cut off.
Most Holy and Jean hit Erik Moon with a double flying axhandle.
Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Erik Moon on the concrete floor.

Kevin Cole: Holy Roller on the concrete floor!

Most Holy whips Erik Moon into the guardrail.
Most Holy executes a Frankensteiner on Erik Moon.
Most Holy knocks Erik Moon into the ringsteps.
Jean comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jean uses a dropkick on Erik Moon.
Most Holy hits Erik Moon with a backslide.
Most Holy executes a powerslam on Erik Moon.
Jean comes over to make it two-on-one.
Oblivion comes over and lays out Jean.
Erik Moon and Oblivion hit Most Holy with a double cartwheel kick.
Erik Moon is handed the ring bell.
Erik Moon hits him with the ring bell.
Erik Moon chokes him with the ring bell.
Erik Moon takes Most Holy down with a vertical facebuster.
Oblivion comes over to make it two-on-one.
Erik Moon and Oblivion hit Most Holy with a double cartwheel kick.
Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Erik Moon.
Most Holy hits Erik Moon with a kick to the head.
Erik Moon reenters the ring.
Most Holy follows him back in.
Erik Moon uses a release tiger suplex on Most Holy.
There is no referee to count.
Erik Moon gets back up.
Jeff Davis is back on the job.
Erik Moon catches Most Holy in an armbar into an anklelock.
Most Holy is struggling to reach the ropes.
Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
(Erik Moon and Oblivion are going at it.)
Erik Moon uses a superkick on Oblivion.
Erik Moon is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
(Jean and Oblivion are going at it.)
Jean goes for a kneelift, but Oblivion side-steps and Jean only hits air.
Jean executes the Dark Circle.
A small "Jean" chant is being started.
He goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, Erik Moon makes the save.

Nik Cain: Moon returns the favor, saving Oblivion.

Jean whips Oblivion into the turnbuckle.
Jean charges into the corner, but Oblivion lifts his leg.
Oblivion attempts to place Jean on the turnbuckle, but Jean blocks it.
Oblivion nails Jean with a Yakuza kick.
Oblivion whips Jean into the ropes.
Oblivion hits Jean with a shoulderblock.
Oblivion puts Jean in the Kataha-Jime.
Jean tries to fight the pain.
Jean submits after 16 seconds.
** Jean has been eliminated.
The chants for Oblivion are deafening.

Kevin Cole: Jean submits! It’s down to three!

(Oblivion and Erik Moon are going at it.)
(Most Holy and Oblivion are going at it.)
Most Holy catches Oblivion in a guillotine choke.
Oblivion summons one last burst of energy.
Oblivion submits after 14 seconds.
** Oblivion has been eliminated.
Most Holy is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

Kevin Cole: Holy has gotten rid of Oblivion!

Nik Cain: Two men left, both LoS.

(Most Holy and Erik Moon are going at it.)
Most Holy uses an enzuigiri on Erik Moon.
Most Holy throws Erik Moon out of the ring.
Most Holy goes through the ropes.
Most Holy sets up a table.
Most Holy whips Erik Moon into the guardrail.
Most Holy takes Erik Moon down with a forearm to the back.
Most Holy sets up Erik Moon on the table.
Most Holy executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Most Holy is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Kevin Cole: Elbow drop through the table!

Most Holy goes for the Holy Roller, but Erik Moon blocks it.
Most Holy executes a flying legdrop on Erik Moon.
Most Holy is handed the shovel.
Most Holy hits him with the shovel.
Erik Moon is busted wide open.
Most Holy hits him with the shovel.
Most Holy is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord! Moon is busted wide open!

Most Holy sets up a table.
Most Holy goes for a clothesline, but Erik Moon ducks out of the way.
Erik Moon nails Most Holy with a tornado DDT.
Erik Moon goes for an ax kick, but Most Holy blocks it.
Most Holy hits a powerslam on Erik Moon.
Most Holy goes for a powerslam, but Erik Moon counters it with a lariat.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Erik Moon nails Zoe Burgess.
Most Holy sets up Erik Moon on the table.
Most Holy tries to drive Erik Moon through the table with a cradle suplex, but he blocks it.
Erik Moon is handed a barbed wire baseball bat.
Erik Moon hits him with the barbed wire baseball bat.
Erik Moon acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Kevin Cole: What a shot!

Nik Cain: If this is a friendly match, it sure doesn’t seem like one. But the LoS has a history of sticking together despite constantly fighting amongst each other.

They're brawling inside the ring area.
Erik Moon executes a superkick on Most Holy.
Erik Moon throws Most Holy back into the ring.
Erik Moon is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Erik Moon executes the Lunar Eclipse on Most Holy.
Erik Moon goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess distracts Jeff Davis.
Zoe Burgess enters the ring and hits Erik Moon with the Mace.
Most Holy is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Erik Moon is out cold.

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!

Nik Cain: I guess we know whose side Zoe is on.

Most Holy takes Erik Moon down with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
There is no referee to count.
Jeff Davis is back on the job.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Erik Moon.
Most Holy goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
** Erik Moon has been eliminated.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.

The winner is Most Holy. Time of match: 0:42:59

Kevin Cole: Holy Roller! Holy Roller! Most Holy is the first ever Sole Survivor!

Nik Cain: Every time you think this guy is washed up, he pulls off something like this.

Kevin Cole: Wait, what’s this?

(As Most Holy celebrates, three men dressed identically...white masks, black shirts with an 8-Ball on the front, jeans, and black work boots storm the ring, each sliding in from a different portion of the crowd. The two larger men execute a warped version of the Total Elimination, as the smaller man scales the turnbuckle. After surveying the damage and positioning of the victim, he flies through the air and drops a flying leg drop across the throat of the target. The three men then produce cans of spray paint and spray paint the letter H and the number 8 across the middle of the ring, large enough to be visible from the nosebleed seats. All three men nod and walk away together, as calm as ever.)

Kevin Cole: What the heck?

Nik Cain: Beats the hell out of me.

Kevin Cole: I am sure we will find out soon enough. We are out of time folks! For Nik Cain, this is Kevin Cole saying goodnight!

(We cut back to a shot of the “H8” in the ring before fading to black.)

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