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Kevin Cole: It is time for The Heretics to defend their tag team titles against Play Money, the Nightmare Express and American Trash!
Nik Cain: And here I thought American Trash had been fired for showing up to a couple house shows so piss loaded they couldn’t even get in the ring.
(The crowd, awaiting American Trash, are instead greeted with "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats. A good portion of the crowd stands up because they know who is coming out; it's none other than Comedy and Tragedy, the Thespian Express. Comedy runs down to the ring...at least as well as a fat man of his stature can. Tragedy falls behind...rather reluctantly. Both men have new outfits, and even new silver masks. Comedy grabs the microphone away from the ring announcer.)
Comedy: HEE HEE HEE!!! You guys thought you were getting American Trash, but instead you get the Thespian Express. HEE HEE!!! Surpriiiiiiise.
Tragedy: Whatever. We've spent the last year or so in Japan, and got tired of it. Even Comedy started to grow weary of their cuisine...
Comedy: HEE HEE HEE!!
Tragedy: So after weighing some options, we decided to come back to the league that revived the Thespian Express in the first place. The league that we'll always stay loyal to and the league that we will dominate once more. These three other teams will just be stepping stones for us. The Thespian Express will rule in 2003.
(Trag throws the mic down and the Thespians slide into ring. A somewhat disgruntled ring announcer bends over and picks his microphone back up.)
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This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team four corners match
scheduled for one fall.
It is for the FCW World Tag Titles.
Introducing first...
At a total combined weight of 742 pounds...
Thespian Express
Kevin Cole: It’s the Thespian Express! I cannot believe it! We were all expecting American Trash!
Nik Cain: I wasn’t. One of my sources leaked this to me a couple weeks ago.
Kevin Cole: A couple weeks ago? Why didn’t you tell me?
Nik Cain: Because I don’t like you, don’t think you can keep a secret and, did I mention I don’t like you?
Their opponents...
Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...
At a total combined weight of 514 pounds...
The Nightmare Express
Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Naomi...
At a total combined weight of 602 pounds...
Play Money
Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Sylvia Myers...
At a total combined weight of 466 pounds...
The FCW World Tag Champions...
The Heretics
They lock up.
Deacon King attempts to place Comedy on the turnbuckle, but Comedy blocks it.
Deacon King goes for a front facelock into a diamond cutter, but Comedy
counters it with a backdrop.
Comedy hits Deacon King with a full nelson slam.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Comedy.
Nik Cain: As this match gets under way, the current FCW Tag Champs take on the first ever FCW Tag Champs. The Thespian’s first captured those titles back in February 2001 at the first Pledge Your Allegiance.
Comedy hits Deacon King.
Deacon King kicks Comedy.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Deacon King.
Comedy kicks Deacon King.
A portion of the crowd is booing Comedy.
Deacon King punches Comedy.
Deacon King chops Comedy.
Deacon King chops Comedy.
Comedy hits Deacon King.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Comedy.
Comedy tags out to Tragedy.
Comedy nails Deacon King with a fisherman buster.
Comedy leaves the ring.
Tragedy runs into the ropes.
Deacon King hits Tragedy with a kick.
Deacon King tags out to Joshua Moon.
Nik Cain: The Heretics are definitely getting a taste of what the so-called old school has to offer.
Joshua Moon and Deacon King whip Tragedy into the ropes.
They hit Tragedy with a double clothesline.
Comedy enters the ring and throws Deacon King out of the ring.
Kevin Cole: Comedy hurling Deacon King over the top rope!
Tragedy and Comedy hit Joshua Moon with a double back suplex.
Comedy leaves the ring.
Tragedy tags out to Harrison Phillips.
Harrison Phillips whips Joshua Moon into the turnbuckle.
Joshua Moon comes back and rocks Harrison Phillips with an elbow.
Joshua Moon goes for a flatliner legsweep, but Harrison Phillips blocks it.
Harrison Phillips tags out to Jonny Montgomery.
Harrison Phillips goes for a choke slam, but Joshua Moon blocks it.
Harrison Phillips rolls out of the ring.
Joshua Moon nails Jonny Montgomery with a Cradle DDT.
Blackie McGee counts: One, kickout.
Joshua Moon executes a fisherman buster on Jonny Montgomery.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Joshua Moon.
Joshua Moon nails Jonny Montgomery with the Crescent Moon Kick.
Blackie McGee counts: One, shoulder up.
Joshua Moon catches Jonny Montgomery in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Nik Cain: Moon likes to ride his opponents on the mat, but there are two very big guy standing on that ring apron that he may have trouble keeping down.
Jonny Montgomery tries to escape the hold.
Jonny Montgomery is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jonny Montgomery tries to fight the pain.
Joshua Moon lets go after 24 seconds.
Joshua Moon is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Joshua Moon runs into the ropes.
Jonny Montgomery hits Joshua Moon with an elbow.
Jonny Montgomery poses for the crowd.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Jonny Montgomery.
Nik Cain: Money better be careful; he’s liable to promote Comedy to pose for the crowd too. And nobody wants that...nobody.
Jonny Montgomery nails Joshua Moon with an armdrag takedown.
Jonny Montgomery punches Joshua Moon.
Joshua Moon chops Jonny Montgomery.
Joshua Moon seemingly enjoys the boos.
Joshua Moon chops Jonny Montgomery.
Joshua Moon punches Jonny Montgomery.
Jonny Montgomery chops Joshua Moon.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Jonny Montgomery.
Joshua Moon hits Jonny Montgomery.
Joshua Moon is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Joshua Moon whips Jonny Montgomery into the ropes, but Jonny Montgomery
reverses it.
Joshua Moon misses with an elbow.
Jonny Montgomery misses with a clothesline.
Jonny Montgomery uses an enzuigiri on Joshua Moon.
Jonny Montgomery puts Joshua Moon in the Sharpshooter.
Joshua Moon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Jonny Montgomery locks Joshua Moon in a half boston crab.
Nik Cain: Turn about is fair play. Now it’s Money working over Moon on the mat, apparently focusing on the knee and lower back.
Joshua Moon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Jonny Montgomery goes for an armdrag takedown, but Joshua Moon blocks it.
Joshua Moon puts Jonny Montgomery in the Oriental Spike.
Jonny Montgomery is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jonny Montgomery reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Joshua Moon goes for a Hotshot, but Jonny Montgomery counters it with a lariat.
Harrison Phillips enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jonny Montgomery and Harrison Phillips whip Joshua Moon into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Joshua Moon with a double elbowsmash, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Joshua Moon hits them with a double clothesline.
Harrison Phillips leaves the ring.
Kevin Cole: Double clothesline!
Joshua Moon takes Jonny Montgomery down with a front facelock into a diamond cutter.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Joshua Moon puts Jonny Montgomery in a scorpion deathlock STF.
Jonny Montgomery is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jonny Montgomery is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jonny Montgomery breaks the hold after 21 seconds.
Jonny Montgomery throws Joshua Moon out of the ring.
Jonny Montgomery goes for a baseball slide, but Joshua Moon
moves out of the way.
Nik Cain: Too slow.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Deacon King comes over to make it two-on-one.
Harrison Phillips comes over and lays out Deacon King.
Harrison Phillips uses a charging turnbuckle slam on Joshua Moon.
Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord! Back first into the ring post!
Jonny Montgomery nails Joshua Moon with a top-rope elbow drop.
Jonny Montgomery uses a hurracanrana on Joshua Moon.
Jonny Montgomery sets up a table.
Jonny Montgomery knocks Joshua Moon into the ringsteps.
Jonny Montgomery whips Joshua Moon into the guardrail.
Jonny Montgomery uses a fireman's carry on Joshua Moon.
Jonny Montgomery knocks Joshua Moon into the ringpost.
Deacon King comes over to make it two-on-one.
Harrison Phillips comes over and lays out Deacon King.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Harrison Phillips.
Harrison Phillips uses a sidewalk slam on Joshua Moon.
Jonny Montgomery sets up Joshua Moon on the table.
Jonny Montgomery executes a slingshot legdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Jonny Montgomery.
Kevin Cole: Through the table!
Nik Cain: The Thespians and Nightmare Express must be enjoying the show as the other two teams work at destroying each other out on the floor.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Joshua Moon hits Jonny Montgomery with a flatliner legsweep.
Joshua Moon knocks Jonny Montgomery into the ringsteps.
Joshua Moon whips Jonny Montgomery into the guardrail.
Joshua Moon outstretches his arms in the middle of the ring.
Joshua Moon acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Joshua Moon knocks Jonny Montgomery into the ringsteps.
Joshua Moon is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Deacon King comes over to make it two-on-one.
Harrison Phillips comes over and lays out Deacon King.
Harrison Phillips uses a bodyslam on Joshua Moon.
Jonny Montgomery uses a flying bulldog on Joshua Moon.
Nik Cain: Great teamwork by Phillips and Montgomery.
Jonny Montgomery sets up a table.
Jonny Montgomery knocks Joshua Moon into the ringsteps.
Jonny Montgomery is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Jonny Montgomery sets up Joshua Moon on the table.
Jonny Montgomery executes a top-rope elbow drop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Jonny Montgomery is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Kevin Cole: Moon gets put through another table!
Jonny Montgomery whips Joshua Moon into the guardrail.
Harrison Phillips comes over to make it two-on-one.
Deacon King comes over, but gets cut off.
Harrison Phillips goes for a short clothesline, but Joshua Moon
counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Sylvia Myers comes from behind, but Jonny Montgomery nails Sylvia Myers.
Joshua Moon whips Jonny Montgomery into the guardrail.
Joshua Moon knocks Jonny Montgomery into the ringsteps.
Naomi comes from behind and distracts Joshua Moon.
Jonny Montgomery whips Joshua Moon into the guardrail.
Jonny Montgomery knocks Joshua Moon into the ringsteps.
Jonny Montgomery sets up a table.
Jonny Montgomery whips Joshua Moon into the guardrail.
Jonny Montgomery knocks Joshua Moon into the ringsteps.
Harrison Phillips comes over to make it two-on-one.
Harrison Phillips nails Joshua Moon with a short clothesline.
Jonny Montgomery nails Joshua Moon with a belly-to-back suplex.
Deacon King comes over and lays out Harrison Phillips.
Joshua Moon uses an armhook DDT on Jonny Montgomery.
Nik Cain: I don’t know what it is about these two teams, but they always bring out the best in each other when the bell rings...or is it the worst?
Deacon King comes over to make it two-on-one.
Harrison Phillips comes over and lays out Deacon King.
Jonny Montgomery sets up Joshua Moon on the table.
Jonny Montgomery executes a bulldog through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness!
Nik Cain: That brings the wooden body count in this match up to three, and Moon went through all three of them.
Jonny Montgomery hits a kneelift on Joshua Moon.
Jonny Montgomery throws Joshua Moon back into the ring.
Harrison Phillips enters the ring.
Harrison Phillips and Jonny Montgomery hit Joshua Moon with the Faded Glory.
Kevin Cole: Faded Glory! Faded Glory!
Jonny Montgomery goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Deacon King makes the save.
Kevin Cole: Deacon King makes the save!
Jonny Montgomery uses a dropkick on Joshua Moon.
Jonny Montgomery is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Kevin Cole: In the ropes!
Jonny Montgomery throws Joshua Moon out of the ring.
Jonny Montgomery goes for a baseball slide, but Joshua Moon
moves out of the way.
Deacon King comes over to make it two-on-one.
Joshua Moon throws Jonny Montgomery back into the ring.
Joshua Moon brings the table into the ring.
Joshua Moon kicks Jonny Montgomery.
Nik Cain: Both of these guys desperately need to make a tag to someone, preferably a member of either the Nightmare Express or Thespian Express.
Jonny Montgomery hits Joshua Moon.
Jonny Montgomery kicks Joshua Moon.
Jonny Montgomery is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Jonny Montgomery chops Joshua Moon.
Jonny Montgomery seemingly enjoys the boos.
Jonny Montgomery tags out to Tragedy.
Kevin Cole: Montgomery makes the tag to Tragedy!
Nik Cain: And Tragedy looks ready to fly.
Tragedy goes for a flying cross body press, but Sylvia Myers shoves him off
the turnbuckle.
Joshua Moon places Tragedy on the turnbuckle.
Joshua Moon takes Tragedy down with the 2nd-rope spine buster.
Joshua Moon is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Kevin Cole: Spine buster off the second rope!
Nik Cain: A move made possible by Sylvia Myers.
Joshua Moon tags out to Deacon King.
Comedy enters the ring and lays out Joshua Moon.
A portion of the crowd is booing Comedy.
Tragedy and Comedy hit Deacon King with a double kick to the groin.
Comedy leaves the ring.
Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness!
Tragedy gets an armbar submission on Deacon King.
Deacon King reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Tragedy throws Deacon King out of the ring.
Tragedy jumps onto him with a tope suicida.
Tragedy nails Deacon King with a spinwheel kick.
Comedy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Comedy nails Deacon King with a power bomb.
Tragedy uses a flying cross body press on Deacon King.
Tragedy hits Deacon King with a piledriver.
Kevin Cole: Piledriver on the concrete!
Nik Cain: Right about now, King is about knee deep in shit and sinking fast.
Comedy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tragedy whips Deacon King into the guardrail.
Deacon King is handed the ring bell.
Deacon King hits him with the ring bell.
Deacon King is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Comedy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Sylvia Myers comes from behind and distracts Tragedy.
Joshua Moon comes over to make it two-on-one.
Deacon King and Joshua Moon hit Tragedy with a double flying axhandle.
Deacon King whips Tragedy into the guardrail.
Deacon King goes for the Ballad of Fallen Angels, but Tragedy blocks it.
Nik Cain: It looks like Tragedy has been doing his homework, which is probably more than can be said for his partner. King was looking for the Ballad of Fallen Angels but Tragedy had it well scouted.
Deacon King whips Tragedy into the guardrail.
Deacon King hits Tragedy with a flatliner legsweep.
Joshua Moon comes over to make it two-on-one.
Comedy comes over and lays out Joshua Moon.
Sylvia Myers comes from behind, but Tragedy nails Sylvia Myers.
Joshua Moon comes over to make it two-on-one.
Comedy comes over, but gets cut off.
Joshua Moon executes a crucifix power bomb on Tragedy.
Comedy gets back up, but gets cut off.
Joshua Moon hits a tornado DDT on Tragedy.
Kevin Cole: Big time DDT on the concrete!
Deacon King knocks Tragedy into the ringsteps.
Joshua Moon comes over to make it two-on-one.
Comedy comes over and lays out Joshua Moon.
Tragedy whips Deacon King into the guardrail.
Joshua Moon comes over to make it two-on-one.
Comedy comes over and lays out Joshua Moon.
Tragedy and Comedy hit Deacon King with a double back suplex.
Tragedy whips Deacon King into the guardrail.
Tragedy reenters the ring.
Deacon King follows him back in.
Tragedy leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Tragedy sets up the chair.
Tragedy hits a belly-to-back superplex onto the chair on Deacon King.
Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!
Tragedy is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Joshua Moon doesn't make it in time... three.
Deacon King has been eliminated.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tragedy.
The winners are Thespian Express. Time of match: 0:18:58
Kevin Cole: Joshua Moon cannot make it in time and the Heretics have been eliminated! We will crown new World Tag Champions here tonight!
They lock up.
Jonny Montgomery executes a belly-to-back suplex on Tragedy.
Jonny Montgomery is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Jonny Montgomery tags out to Harrison Phillips.
Comedy enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Nik Cain: Phillips is one of the few in FCW today with any prayer of handling the sheer mass of Comedy.
Jonny Montgomery takes Tragedy down with a dropkick.
Harrison Phillips puts Tragedy in the torture rack.
Tragedy is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tragedy tries to fight the pain.
Tragedy tries to escape the hold.
Kevin Cole: Harrison Phillips is trying to break Tragedy in half!
Tragedy tries to fight the pain.
Tragedy breaks the hold after 26 seconds.
Jonny Montgomery leaves the ring.
Tragedy gives him an Asai leg lariat, but Harrison Phillips doesn't budge.
Tragedy tags out to Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams attempts to place Harrison Phillips on the turnbuckle, but
Harrison Phillips blocks it.
Nik Cain: Dreams not having any luck getting that big ox up on the top turnbuckle.
Bad Dreams nails Harrison Phillips with an enzuigiri to the face.
Bad Dreams is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Bad Dreams complains about a slow count.
Bad Dreams gives him a Russian legsweep, but Harrison Phillips doesn't budge.
Bad Dreams gets the DDT into a front headlock on Harrison Phillips.
Harrison Phillips reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Bad Dreams goes for a triangle choke, but Harrison Phillips blocks it.
Jonny Montgomery enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jonny Montgomery nails Bad Dreams with a dropkick.
Harrison Phillips catches Bad Dreams in the torture rack.
Nik Cain: Money dropkicked Bad Dreams right into the waiting arms of Harrision Phillips. Excellent teamwork.
Bad Dreams is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Bad Dreams tries to fight the pain.
Harrison Phillips lets go after 35 seconds.
Dream Warrior enters the ring and lays out Jonny Montgomery.
A small "Dream Warrior" chant is being started.
Bad Dreams and Dream Warrior whip Harrison Phillips into the ropes.
They hit Harrison Phillips with a double clothesline.
Dream Warrior leaves the ring.
Bad Dreams catches Harrison Phillips in a buzzkiller.
Harrison Phillips is struggling to reach the ropes.
Harrison Phillips reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
Bad Dreams executes a flying sitdown splash on Harrison Phillips.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Dream Warrior enters the ring.
Bad Dreams lifts Harrison Phillips up.
Dream Warrior nails Harrison Phillips with the Insomnia From Hell and goes for
the pin.
Kevin Cole: Insomnia From Hell!
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
Harrison Phillips has been eliminated.
The crowd is cheering on Dream Warrior.
The winners are The Nightmare Express. Time of match: 0:23:05
Kevin Cole: Play Money have been eliminated! We are down to the Nightmare Express and Thespian Express!
Nik Cain: Talk about a blast from the past.
They lock up.
Tragedy hits a kick to the groin on Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior goes for an Aztecan suplex, but Tragedy counters it with
a go-behind.
Tragedy gets a figure-four leglock on Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior's shoulders are on the mat.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dream Warrior's shoulders are on the mat.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Nik Cain: Tragedy is putting tremendous pressure on that knee.
Dream Warrior tries to escape the hold.
Dream Warrior breaks the hold after 23 seconds.
Dream Warrior places Tragedy on the turnbuckle.
Dream Warrior tags out to Bad Dreams.
Dream Warrior hits Tragedy with a palm blow.
Bad Dreams goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Tragedy blocks it.
Dream Warrior leaves the ring.
Tragedy places Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle.
Tragedy hits a top-rope Frankensteiner on Bad Dreams.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Tragedy takes Bad Dreams down with a missile dropkick.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tragedy.
Kevin Cole: Picture perfect dropkick off the top rope!
Nik Cain: If there is a better high flyer in the business, let us know so we can hire him.
Tragedy attempts to place Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle, but Bad Dreams
blocks it.
Tragedy hits Bad Dreams with an enzuigiri.
Tragedy acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Tragedy goes for a flatliner legsweep, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams hits Tragedy with a dragon suplex.
Blackie McGee counts: One, kickout.
Bad Dreams executes a hangman's power bomb on Tragedy.
Bad Dreams hits Tragedy with an inverted power bomb.
The crowd is wildly cheering Bad Dreams with only a few scattered boos audible.
Nik Cain: The size and strength of Bad Dreams is coming into play. Tragedy should try tagging in his 500 plus pound partner.
Bad Dreams hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Tragedy.
Bad Dreams doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Bad Dreams gives the sign for the Good Night Irene.
Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Tragedy.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Kevin Cole: Good Night Irene!
Bad Dreams goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
Tragedy has been eliminated.
The boos are resurfacing again.
The winners are The Nightmare Express. Time of match: 0:25:41
Kevin Cole: The Nightmare Express have done it! The Nightmare Express have become FCW World Tag Champions for an unprecedented fourth time!
Nik Cain: Some of these new teams, like Play Money and the former champs The Heretics have been quick to dismiss the tag teams that competed here in FCW back in the early days, but look who was standing at the end of this match. Speaking of standing, I’ll be impressed as hell if either man is standing at the end of our next match.
Kevin Cole: Samson will challenge Darian Blaze for the Intercontinental Championship right out in from of Madison Square Garden on Seventh Avenue!
Nik Cain: It just goes to show how much support this city has really given us that they are letting us block off a segment of sidewalk right here on Seventh for this match.
~~~~~
This contest is a Seventh Avenue Street Fight scheduled for one fall.
It is for the FCW Intercontinental Title.
Introducing first...
Fighting out of Queensbridge, New York City...
Weighing in at 224 pounds...
"The Hardest Working Man in Wresting" Samson
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Lauren Washington...
Hailing from Santa Monica, California...
Weighing in at 273 pounds...
The FCW Intercontinental Champion...
"Mr. Moonlight" Darian Blaze
They lock up.
Darian Blaze punches Samson.
Samson punches Darian Blaze.
Samson punches Darian Blaze.
Samson punches Darian Blaze.
Darian Blaze kicks Samson.
Darian Blaze hits Samson with an Exploder suplex.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: Oh my!
Nik Cain: Any move on that unforgiving sidewalk could end a career. Any move.
Darian Blaze hits Samson with a tiger driver.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Darian Blaze.
Samson hits Darian Blaze with a low blow.
Samson executes a DDT on Darian Blaze.
Kevin Cole: DDT!
Samson is handed a beer bottle.
Samson hits Darian Blaze with the bottle.
The bottle is broken in half.
Darian Blaze is busted open.
(Grace Blaze is shown via satellite feed, in her Santa Monica home. She is seen watching the street fight with great anxiety, and a sunken heart. Tears begin to flow down her face like a ravine. Her fingers begin to tremble, as she calls out, and reaches for her son.)
Nik Cain: Man, remind me to bitch slap someone over in the production truck. I damn near missed seeing Blaze get hit in the face with a beer bottle to look at his mother trying to touch people on her TV set.
Samson stomps Darian Blaze.
Samson stomps Darian Blaze.
Samson stomps Darian Blaze.
Darian Blaze nails Samson with a double leg takedown.
Kevin Cole: Blaze tackles Samson!
Darian Blaze hits Samson with a series of punches.
Darian Blaze nails Samson with a Death Valley Driver.
Kevin Cole: Oh...dear...lord!
Samson is handed a baseball bat.
Samson hits him with the bat.
Samson climbs onto the hood of a car.
Samson executes a frog splash on Darian Blaze.
Kevin Cole: Frog splash off the car!
Nik Cain: You’ll notice that this partisan crowd has brought plenty of toys for Samson to use. But not the cars; those were provided by the good people at Hertz rent-a-car.
Samson knocks Darian Blaze into the side of the car.
Samson throws Darian Blaze over the hood of the car.
Samson is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Kick out!
Samson hits Darian Blaze with a clothesline.
Samson hits the Rocker Dropper on Darian Blaze.
Samson goes for a dragon suplex, but Darian Blaze counters it with
a reverse cradle.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Nik Cain: It this match had ended with a roll up, I would have demanded my money back...and they paid me to be here.
Darian Blaze hits Samson with a kick to the groin.
Darian Blaze hits Samson with a vertical facebuster.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Face first into the concrete! But Samson kicks out!
Darian Blaze whips Samson into a hotdog stand.
Darian Blaze executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Samson.
Darian Blaze is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Samson rams Darian Blaze’s face into the hotdog stand.
Samson rams Darian Blaze’s face into the hotdog stand.
Samson shoves Darian Blaze’s hand into the boiling hot water.
Kevin Cole: Oh...dear...lord!
Nik Cain: Hey, Darian, while you’re in there how ‘bout fishing me out a dog?
Samson chops Darian Blaze.
Samson chops Darian Blaze.
Darian Blaze hits Samson with a clothesline.
Darian Blaze gets a guillotine choke on Samson.
Samson tries to fight the pain.
Darian Blaze lets go after 22 seconds.
Samson is handed a phone book.
Samson hits him with the phone book.
The crowd is cheering Samson.
Samson is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Samson throws Darian Blaze down the stairs.
Samson follows him down.
Nik Cain: They’re brawling down towards the entrance to Penn Station now so they better be careful.
Kevin Cole: Because that section has not been blocked off?
Nik Cain: No, because if they go much further they might accidentally find themselves on a train to New Jersey.
They're brawling up the stairs.
Darian Blaze takes Samson down with a floatover DDT.
Darian Blaze is handed the metal cane.
Lauren Washington comes from behind and distracts Samson.
Darian Blaze hits him with the metal cane.
Samson is busted wide open.
Darian Blaze goes for a half boston crab, but Samson blocks it.
Kevin Cole: Samson has been busted wide open!
Samson is handed a barbed wire baseball bat.
Samson hits him with the barbed wire baseball bat.
Samson hits him with the barbed wire baseball bat.
Kevin Cole: Someone stop this thing!
Nik Cain: Hell no. Blaze knew what he was getting himself into and so did Samson.
Samson whips Darian Blaze into a car.
Samson sets Darian Blaze up on the hood of the car.
Samson executes a DDT into the windshield.
Samson throws Darian Blaze down on the concrete.
Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord! Oh...dear...lord! Samson just put Darian Blaze through a windshield face first!
Aaron Riddick takes Samson down with a spear.
Aaron Riddick nails Samson with a series of punches.
Aaron Riddick nails Samson with a series of stomps.
Nik Cain: Where the hell did Riddick come from? Hell, who let him out of that cage?
Monarch executes a German suplex on Aaron Riddick.
Monarch executes a German suplex on Aaron Riddick.
Kevin Cole: And where did Monarch come from?
Aaron Riddick nails Monarch with a back elbow.
Monarch tosses Aaron Riddick into the side of a police car.
Nik Cain: I guess Riddick wanted a piece of Samson and Monarch was looking out for his tag team partner’s best interests. But both of them might want to get away from that black and white.
Samson uses a dropkick on Darian Blaze.
Samson nails Darian Blaze with a superkick.
Kevin Cole: What a kick!
Samson whips Darian Blaze into the guardrail.
Lauren Washington comes from behind, but Samson nails Lauren Washington.
Darian Blaze hits him with the metal cane.
Darian Blaze is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: So close! Oh no! Here come the Heretics!
Deacon King hits Darian Blaze with a clothesline.
Joshua Moon executes a leg drop on Darian Blaze.
Nimrod nails Deacon King and Joshua Moon with a double clothesline.
Nimrod executes a series of stomps on Joshua Moon.
Kevin Cole: What the hell? This match has officially become one big cluster fuck...and I love it.
Deacon King executes a clothesline on Nimrod, but Nimrod doesn’t budge.
Nimrod nails Deacon King with a gutwrench power bomb.
Nimrod executes the Thrill Kill on Joshua Moon.
Kevin Cole: Nimrod just slammed Joshua Moon onto his own partner!
Nik Cain: There’s two more guys to add to the list of people who wished Nimrod had stayed gone. But let’s not forget; we still have an IC match going on somewhere out there.
Samson punches Darian Blaze.
Darian Blaze punches Samson.
Samson punches Darian Blaze.
Darian Blaze punches Samson.
Samson punches Darian Blaze.
Darian Blaze punches Samson.
Nik Cain: Both Blaze and Samson are bleeding profusely and having difficulty standing.
Monarch rams Aaron Riddick’s head into the hood of the police car.
Monarch rams Aaron Riddick’s head into the hood of the police car.
Monarch attempts to ram Aaron Riddick’s head into the hood of the police car but Aaron Riddick blocks it.
Aaron Riddick puts Monarch’s head through the driver side window.
Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!
(At this point the police has officially had enough of Riddick and Monarch and swarm both. They handcuff both men, tossing Riddick in the car the two were destroying and dragging the bloody Monarch into another.)
Kevin Cole: Monarch and Aaron Riddick are both being arrested!
Nik Cain: Why do I get the funny feeling it won’t be the first time either one spent a night locked up?
Brad Steel hands Darian Blaze a fire extinguisher.
Righteous Bounty Hunter nails Brad Steel with an atomic drop.
Righteous Bounty Hunter nails Brad Steel with an inverted atomic drop.
Kevin Cole: Steel just handed Blaze a fire extinguisher!
Nik Cain: Right before getting attacked by RBH. Who is gonna crawl out of the woodwork next? Twister?
Darian Blaze hits Samson with the fire extinguisher.
Darian Blaze is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Kick out!
Darian Blaze is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: And again!
Nik Cain: Blaze hooked the leg that time, but it still wasn’t enough.
Darian Blaze whips Samson into a car.
Darian Blaze goes to punch Samson, but Samson moves and Darian Blaze hits the car.
Samson executes a Russian legsweep into the side of the car.
Kevin Cole: Oh my!
Samson stomps Darian Blaze.
Samson sets Darian Blaze up on the hood of the car.
As Samson gets on the hood, Darian Blaze gets to his feet.
Samson goes for a punch, but Darian Blaze blocks it.
Darian Blaze punches Samson.
Kevin Cole: They are brawling on top of a car!
Darian Blaze punches Samson.
Samson clotheslines Darian Blaze onto the roof of the car.
(As Samson climbs to the roof of the car himself, the combined weight of the two causes it to cave it somewhat, making it hard for both men to maintain their balance.)
Nik Cain: That roof was not designed to support 500 pounds of pressure on it.
Darian Blaze punches Samson.
Darian Blaze punches Samson.
Darian Blaze gives the sign for the Moonlight Special.
Darian Blaze executes the Moonlight Special on Samson from the roof of the car onto the hood.
(Both men collapse to the pavement. Darian Blaze crawls over to Samson and drapes his arm across his chest.)
Kevin Cole: I cannot believe it! Moonlight Special on the hood of the car!
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Darian Blaze.
The winner is Darian Blaze. Time of match: 0:07:52
Kevin Cole: And Darian Blaze has won this match!
Nik Cain: He don’t look much like a winner. Along with any possible internal injuries, he’s got a scalded hand and has lost a lot of blood. But two things he has not lost are his pride and his title. Security is gonna have its hands full restoring order out there but we still have one more match back inside the arena.
(Security pries Brad Steel and RBH apart. They move towards Nimrod but nobody really wants to touch him. Fortunately he simply walks off on his own as the Heretics struggle in vain to get to their feet. As we cut back to the ring, president/owner James Crawford is in the ring with a microphone in his hand and a title belt over his shoulder. It looks like the World Title belt used to, only bigger and better.)
James Crawford: I sincerely hope you’re all enjoying the show so far. It looks like my account with Hertz rent-a-car is no longer in good standing but, other than that, I’d consider tonight a success so far. But we’ve still got one match to go, don’t we. This belt on my shoulder...this is the brand new and improved FCW World Title belt. Jean has been walking around for a long time with that belt he himself destroyed. Well, whether he walks through the fire unscathed and still champion or if someone else finally burns him and takes it, the winner of tonight’s main event most certainly deserves this title and the name champion. Enjoy.
(“Smoke on the Water” plays as Crawford leaves the title belt on the time keeper’s table and walks to the back.)
Nik Cain: Looks like whoever is man enough to win this one is gonna have a shiny new accessory to help keep their pants up.
Kevin Cole: It is time for our main event! The biggest match of the year! Everyone already knows the players, so let’s get to the ring!
~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Texas Death four corners match
scheduled for one fall with managers banned from ringside.
It is for the FCW World Title.
Introducing first...
Fighting out of Huntington, WV...
Weighing in at 239 pounds...
"The One Man Riot" Hazard
His opponent...
From Toronto, Ontario...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...
Evenkiel
Their opponent...
From Allentown, Pennsylvania...
Weighing in at 269 pounds...
"The Blonde Bastard" Mark Payne
Their opponent...
Fighting out of parts unknown...
Weighing in at 230 pounds...
The FCW World Champion...
Jean
Mark Payne attacks Jean before the bell.
Mark Payne catches Jean in a scorpion deathlock STF.
Jean tries to escape the hold.
Jean tries to fight the pain.
Mark Payne lets go after 23 seconds.
Mark Payne hits Jean with a flapjack into a diamond cutter.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Nik Cain: Man, Mark Payne could not wait to get his hands on Jean. Talk about a marked man; Jean’s been walking around FCW for months with a bull’s eye on his chest...and another one on his ass.
Mark Payne nails Jean with a screwdriver.
Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.
Mark Payne complains about a slow count.
Mark Payne nails Jean with a Hotshot.
Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans.
A few fans are booing Mark Payne.
Nik Cain: As you may have noticed, Crawford actually took my advice and banned managers from ringside. Hopefully, that’ll be the case for all future World Title matches.
Mark Payne hits a snap suplex on Jean.
Mark Payne is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but Jean counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Jean uses a scissor kick on Mark Payne.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.
Jean tags out to Evenkiel.
Kevin Cole: Evenkiel gets the tag!
Nik Cain: I don’t think Jean wants any part of Mark Payne.
Evenkiel throws Mark Payne out of the ring.
Evenkiel jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
Evenkiel whips Mark Payne into the guardrail.
Evenkiel takes Mark Payne down with a tiger driver.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Evenkiel goes for the Liger Bomb, but Mark Payne counters it with a backdrop.
Mark Payne whips Evenkiel into the guardrail.
Evenkiel is busted wide open.
Mark Payne knocks Evenkiel into the ringpost.
Mark Payne uses a kick to the midsection on Evenkiel.
Kevin Cole: Evenkiel has been busted open!
Mark Payne executes a Northern Lights bomb on Evenkiel.
Mark Payne knocks Evenkiel into the ringsteps.
Mark Payne executes a fisherman buster on Evenkiel.
Mark Payne reenters the ring.
Evenkiel follows him back in.
Mark Payne is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne runs into the ropes.
Mark Payne hits Evenkiel with a shoulderblock.
Mark Payne goes for an implant DDT, but Evenkiel blocks it.
Evenkiel whips Mark Payne into the ropes.
Evenkiel goes for a Samoan Drop, but Mark Payne counters it with a sunset flip.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mark Payne hits Evenkiel with a Northern Lights bomb.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Mark Payne and a few others cheering
him.
Nik Cain: Payne is fired up. He, more than anyone, knows what it takes to survive one of these matches.
Mark Payne hits a flapjack into a diamond cutter on Evenkiel.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mark Payne hits Evenkiel with a clothesline from the top rope.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mark Payne whips Evenkiel into the ropes.
Mark Payne misses with a shoulderblock.
Mark Payne hits Evenkiel with an elbow.
Mark Payne goes for a Hotshot, but Evenkiel counters it with a Thesz press.
Jeff Davis counts: One, shoulder up.
Evenkiel catches Mark Payne in the Kataha-Jime.
Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Evenkiel locks Mark Payne in the Kataha-Jime.
Kevin Cole: Evenkiel is trying to choke Payne into unconsciousness!
Nik Cain: Nice idea in theory...but probably not so good in practice.
Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Evenkiel executes a low blow on Mark Payne.
Evenkiel whips Mark Payne into the ropes.
Evenkiel hits Mark Payne with a clothesline.
Evenkiel attempts to place Mark Payne on the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne
blocks it.
Evenkiel attempts to place Mark Payne on the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne
blocks it.
Evenkiel goes for a vertical suplex, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Mark Payne uses a flapjack into a diamond cutter on Evenkiel.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne takes Evenkiel down with a Thunder Fire Power Bomb.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Big power bomb! But Evenkiel kicks out.
Mark Payne leaves the ring.
He returns with a road sign.
Mark Payne hits him with the road sign.
A few fans are booing Mark Payne, while a few others are cheering him.
Kevin Cole: What a shot!
Mark Payne goes for a Texas Cloverleaf, but Evenkiel blocks it.
Evenkiel hits him with a road sign.
Mark Payne is busted wide open.
The road sign is broken in half.
Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!
Evenkiel tags out to Hazard.
Hazard takes Mark Payne down with a swinging neckbreaker.
A small "Hazard" chant is being started.
Hazard goes for the Flatscan, but Mark Payne counters it with a back elbow.
Mark Payne goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Hazard throws him off.
Nik Cain: Much like Jean, Evenkiel had had enough of The Blonde Bastard.
Hazard whips Mark Payne into the ropes.
Hazard hits a spinebuster on Mark Payne.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Mark Payne hits the Michinoku Driver on Hazard.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne goes for the torture rack, but Hazard counters it with an elbowsmash.
Hazard whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it.
Hazard hits Mark Payne with a sleeper drop.
Hazard catches Mark Payne in a Lion Tamer.
Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Hazard hits Mark Payne with a snap suplex.
Nik Cain: If Hazard’s got any ring rust, I can’t see it.
Hazard hits the Diamond Cutter on Mark Payne.
Hazard is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Hazard cracks his knuckles and grins.
Hazard is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Hazard goes for a DDT, but Mark Payne counters it with a small package.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne throws Hazard out of the ring.
Mark Payne jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
Mark Payne executes the Moment of Clarity on Hazard on the concrete floor.
A few fans are booing Mark Payne.
Hazard is out cold.
Kevin Cole: Moment of Clarity on the concrete floor!
Nik Cain: Well that stopped Hazard dead in his tracks.
Mark Payne whips Hazard into the guardrail.
Mark Payne knocks Hazard into the ringsteps.
Mark Payne whips Hazard into the guardrail.
Mark Payne goes for a tiger driver, but Hazard blocks it.
Hazard reenters the ring.
Mark Payne follows him back in.
Hazard hits Mark Payne with a reverse DDT.
Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.
Hazard kicks Mark Payne.
Hazard kicks Mark Payne.
The crowd is cheering on Hazard.
Mark Payne chops Hazard.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Mark Payne.
Mark Payne chops Hazard.
A few fans are booing Mark Payne.
Mark Payne hits Hazard with a choke bomb.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Cole: Payne gets the pin! Can Hazard beat the ten count?
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, Hazard gets back to his feet.
Hazard is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kevin Cole: Yes! Hazard is back to his feet!
Nik Cain: I’ll tell you this much, Hazard did not come back just to be eliminated first.
Mark Payne goes for a kick to the midsection, but Hazard counters it with
a legsweep.
Hazard hits Mark Payne with a right jab.
Hazard chops Mark Payne.
Hazard hits Mark Payne.
The crowd is cheering on Hazard.
Hazard punches Mark Payne.
Hazard is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mark Payne chops Hazard.
Mark Payne goes for a dropkick to the groin, but Hazard side-steps and
Mark Payne only hits air.
Hazard hits the Stinger Splash on Mark Payne.
The crowd is cheering on Hazard.
Hazard hits Mark Payne with a spinebuster.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: Payne barely gets the shoulder up!
Nik Cain: Hazard really planted him with that spine buster.
Hazard throws Mark Payne out of the ring.
Hazard goes through the ropes.
Hazard goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Mark Payne nails Hazard with the Michinoku Driver.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Hazard hits a flatliner legsweep on Mark Payne.
Hazard nails Mark Payne with a Russian legsweep.
Hazard knocks Mark Payne into the ringsteps.
Hazard whips Mark Payne into the guardrail.
Nik Cain: This is an elimination match. So, while Hazard and Payne are going at it, Jean and Evenkiel are just sitting pretty.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mark Payne sets up a table.
Mark Payne takes Hazard down with the Michinoku Driver.
Mark Payne throws Hazard back into the ring.
Mark Payne catches Hazard in a buzzkiller.
Hazard is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Hazard is struggling to reach the ropes.
Mark Payne lets go after 12 seconds.
Mark Payne nails Hazard with a dropkick to the groin.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Mark Payne.
Kevin Cole: Oh my!
Mark Payne uses a fireman's carry into a Michinoku Driver on Hazard.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Cole: Payne gets another pin on Hazard!
Jeff Davis counts: one, Hazard gets back to his feet.
The crowd is cheering on Hazard.
Kevin Cole: But Hazard is quickly back to his feet!
Evenkiel is bleeding like a faucet.
Mark Payne executes an implant DDT on Hazard.
Mark Payne executes the Moment of Clarity on Hazard.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Cole: Another Moment of Clarity and this one was right in the center of the ring!
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Hazard
gets back to his feet.
Hazard is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kevin Cole: Hazard beat the count!
Nik Cain: And judging by the look on Payne’s face, that caught him a little off guard.
Evenkiel is bleeding profusely.
Mark Payne tags out to Evenkiel.
Evenkiel takes Hazard down with a tiger driver.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Cole: Evenkiel gets the tag...and the pin!
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Hazard
gets back to his feet.
The crowd is cheering on Hazard.
Nik Cain: Hazard is back on his feet, but he’s hurting. Make no mistake about it, Hazard may be as tough as a coffin nail, but he desperately needs a tag.
Evenkiel executes the Tears For Fears on Hazard.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Cole: Tears For Fears!
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, Hazard gets back to his feet.
The crowd is cheering on Hazard.
Kevin Cole: But Hazard refuses to stay down!
Evenkiel goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Hazard blocks it.
Hazard tags out to Jean.
Jean catches Evenkiel in a scorpion deathlock STF.
Kevin Cole: Hazard makes the tag!
Nik Cain: Looks like the champ will have to earn his keep in this match.
Evenkiel breaks the hold after 8 seconds.
Evenkiel runs into the ropes.
Evenkiel hits Jean with an elbow.
Evenkiel runs into the ropes.
Evenkiel hits Jean with a clothesline.
Jean falls out of the ring.
Kevin Cole: Evenkiel sends the World Champion out to the floor!
Evenkiel goes through the ropes.
Evenkiel nails Jean with an Exploder suplex.
Evenkiel yawns, putting his hand over his mouth.
Evenkiel is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Evenkiel hits an inverted atomic drop on Jean.
Evenkiel goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Jean blocks it.
Jean reenters the ring.
Evenkiel follows him back in.
Jean executes the Deadly Promise on Evenkiel.
Kevin Cole: Deadly Promise from out of nowhere!
Jean goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kevin Cole: Kick out! Evenkiel kicks out!
Jean goes for a Frankensteiner, but Evenkiel counters it with a tiger driver.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Evenkiel hits Jean with a Samoan Drop.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Evenkiel catches Jean in a camel clutch.
Jean tries to escape the hold.
Jean tries to fight the pain.
Evenkiel lets go after 29 seconds.
Evenkiel gets a chinlock deathlock submission on Jean.
Nik Cain: Looks like Evenkiel is gonna try to outwrestle the champ on the mat. And, as much as I hate the guy, Evenkiel could teach most the roster a thing or two on that mat.
Jean reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds.
Evenkiel takes Jean down with a bulldog.
Evenkiel hits Jean with a backdrop.
Evenkiel hits Jean with a stungun.
Evenkiel is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Evenkiel places Jean on the turnbuckle.
Evenkiel hits Jean with a superplex.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Kevin Cole: Suplex off the top!
Evenkiel whips Jean into the ropes, but Jean reverses it.
Jean hits gutwrench power bomb on Evenkiel.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.
Jean nails Evenkiel with a moonsault.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Cole: Jean gets the pin!
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Evenkiel gets back to his
feet.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Nik Cain: But Evenkiel is back up in plenty of time.
Jean executes a Samoan Drop on Evenkiel.
Jean gets a figure-four sleeper on Evenkiel.
Evenkiel is writhing in pain.
Evenkiel submits after 13 seconds.
Kevin Cole: Evenkiel submits!
Jeff Davis counts: one, Evenkiel gets back to his feet.
Evenkiel is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Nik Cain: It’s pretty obvious that Evenkiel merely tapped to force Jean to break the hold.
Jean goes for a pumphandle slam, but Evenkiel blocks it.
Evenkiel punches Jean.
Jean hits Evenkiel.
Evenkiel kicks Jean.
Evenkiel chops Jean.
Evenkiel punches Jean.
Jean kicks Evenkiel.
The crowd is cheering on Jean.
Jean goes for an Asai moonsault, but Evenkiel counters it with a Tombstone.
Kevin Cole: Piledriver!
Evenkiel executes the Tears For Fears on Jean.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Cole: Tears For Fears! Evenkiel gets the pin on the World Champion!
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Jean gets back to
his feet.
Jean is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kevin Cole: But Jean is back on his feet!
Evenkiel goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Jean counters it with a DDT.
Jean hits Evenkiel with a missile dropkick.
Jean is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jean executes the Deadly Promise on Evenkiel.
Kevin Cole: Deadly Promise!
Jean goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Cole: And this time Jean gets the pin!
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Evenkiel gets back to his feet.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Kevin Cole: Evenkiel just barely beats the ten count!
Nik Cain: You don’t cut it much closer than that without hitting the showers.
Jean sets up the chair.
Jean goes for a brain buster, but Evenkiel blocks it.
.
Evenkiel nails Jean with a vertical suplex.
Jeff Davis removes the chair from the ring.
Jean executes the Cry of Souls.
A few fans are cheering on Jean.
Kevin Cole: Cry of Souls! Cry of Souls!
He goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Cole: And the pin!
Nik Cain: And I think this cat might be out of lives.
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Jean.
The winner is Jean. Time of match: 0:21:48
Kevin Cole: Evenkiel does not get back up in time! Evenkiel has been eliminated!
(As Evenkiel gets his feet, he has a grin on his face. As Hazard and Mark Payne enter the ring to continue the match, Evenkiel walks past Payne.)
Evenkiel: Enjoy the unemployment line Mr. Icon!
(Evenkiel rears back and slaps Mark Payne across the face so hard that it echoes through the whole building. The crowd is in stunned silence as they wait for The Blond Bastard to do something, but he just stares as Evenkiel calmly walks back to the dressing room.)
Kevin Cole: Oh my!
Nik Cain: Evenkiel had said that if Payne was the one to eliminate him, he would stop trying to buy FCW. Well, Payne didn’t, so I guess Evenkiel will continue his attempted takeover, even if it’ll be a cold day in hell before it ever happens.
Hazard hits Mark Payne.
Hazard chops Mark Payne.
Mark Payne punches Hazard.
A few fans are booing Mark Payne.
Mark Payne hits the drop toe hold onto a chair on Hazard.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: Face first into the steel! But Hazard gets the shoulder up!
Mark Payne goes for a flatliner legsweep, but Hazard blocks it.
Hazard takes Mark Payne down with the Stinger Splash.
Hazard whips Mark Payne into the turnbuckle.
Hazard runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Mark Payne lifts his knee.
Mark Payne hits Hazard with a kick to the midsection.
Mark Payne hits Hazard with a screwdriver.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne is bleeding profusely.
Nik Cain: These two are really going at it, but you know they’d both rather be beating the hell out of Jean.
Mark Payne goes for a kick to the midsection, but Hazard counters it with
a legsweep.
Hazard is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne hits a tiger driver on Hazard.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne complains about a slow count.
Mark Payne hits a low blow on Hazard.
Mark Payne throws Hazard out of the ring.
Mark Payne jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
Mark Payne sets up Hazard on the table.
Mark Payne executes Swandive Headbutt through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness!
Mark Payne whips Hazard into the guardrail.
Mark Payne throws Hazard back into the ring.
Mark Payne executes the Moment of Clarity on Hazard.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Kevin Cole: Another Moment of Clarity on Hazard! But Hazard gets tangled up in the ropes.
Mark Payne kicks Hazard.
A few fans are booing Mark Payne.
Mark Payne punches Hazard.
A few fans are booing Mark Payne.
Mark Payne hits Hazard.
A few fans are booing Mark Payne.
Hazard kicks Mark Payne.
Hazard is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Mark Payne kicks Hazard.
Hazard punches Mark Payne.
Mark Payne chops Hazard.
A few fans are booing Mark Payne.
Hazard chops Mark Payne.
The crowd is really behind Hazard.
Nik Cain: As resilient as both Payne and Hazard are, it’s pretty obvious that this match has taken a major toll on both.
Mark Payne chops Hazard.
Mark Payne punches Hazard.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Mark Payne.
Mark Payne whips Hazard into the ropes, but Hazard reverses it.
Mark Payne hits Hazard with an elbow.
Mark Payne is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Kevin Cole: In the ropes!
Mark Payne punches Hazard.
The crowd is booing Mark Payne.
Mark Payne punches Hazard.
Hazard kicks Mark Payne.
The crowd is going crazy.
Mark Payne is bleeding like a faucet.
Hazard tags out to Jean.
Kevin Cole: Jean gets the tag!
Nik Cain: And he’s had a nice little breather on the apron while Hazard and Payne have been going at it.
Jean goes for a scissor kick, but Mark Payne ducks out of the way.
Mark Payne whips Jean into the ropes, but Jean reverses it.
Jean executes a spear on Mark Payne.
Jean is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jean nails Mark Payne with a double underhook faceslam.
A small "Jean" chant is being started.
Nik Cain: Jean is nothing if not an opportunist.
Jean hits a Samoan Drop on Mark Payne.
Jean whips Mark Payne into the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne reverses it.
Mark Payne runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Mark Payne uses a Cradle DDT on Jean.
Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.
Mark Payne goes for an implant DDT, but Jean blocks it.
Jean hits Mark Payne.
Jean hits Mark Payne.
A small "Jean" chant is being started.
Mark Payne hits Jean.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Jean hits Mark Payne.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.
Jean hits Mark Payne with a senton bomb.
Jean takes Mark Payne down with a fisherman suplex.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kevin Cole: Kick out!
Jean chops Mark Payne.
Mark Payne chops Jean.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Jean chops Mark Payne.
Mark Payne kicks Jean.
Mark Payne is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Mark Payne kicks Jean.
Mark Payne is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Mark Payne goes for a fisherman buster, but Jean blocks it.
Jean executes the Deadly Promise on Mark Payne.
Kevin Cole: Deadly Promise on Payne!
Jean goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Cole: And Jean gets the pin!
Nik Cain: Payne’s body is done for. The only things he’s got left to get his ass back up are a desire to capture the title and an utter hatred of Jean.
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Mark Payne
gets back to his feet.
A fan at ringside badmouths Mark Payne.
Kevin Cole: Payne does it! Payne beats the ten count!
Jean throws Mark Payne out of the ring.
Jean jumps onto him with a senton.
The crowd is cheering on Jean.
Jean knocks Mark Payne into the ringpost.
Jean knocks Mark Payne into the ringsteps.
Jean is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jean whips Mark Payne into the guardrail.
Jean is handed a night stick.
Jean hits him with the night stick.
Kevin Cole: Nightstick to the face!
Jean whips Mark Payne into the guardrail.
Jean whips Mark Payne into the guardrail.
Jean hits a fisherman suplex on Mark Payne.
Jean grabs a chair.
Jean takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Jean hits Mark Payne with flying headscissors.
Jean goes for the Deadly Promise, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Nik Cain: Jean was looking for another Deadly Promise, this time on the concrete. But Payne saw this one coming.
Jean whips Mark Payne into the guardrail.
Jean whips Mark Payne into the guardrail.
Jean knocks Mark Payne into the ringpost.
Jean reenters the ring.
Mark Payne follows him back in.
Jean nails Mark Payne with a brain buster.
The crowd is cheering on Jean.
Jean is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Cole: Jean scores another pin fall on Mark Payne!
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, Mark Payne gets back to his feet.
Mark Payne is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Nik Cain: But Payne ain’t done for yet.
Jean goes for a superkick, but Mark Payne ducks out of the way.
Mark Payne hits Jean.
Mark Payne is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Mark Payne chops Jean.
Mark Payne is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Mark Payne chops Jean.
Mark Payne hits Jean with a Northern Lights bomb.
Kevin Cole: Payne is mounting a comeback!
Nik Cain: Well he didn’t exactly get his rep by being a pushover.
Mark Payne goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Jean blocks it.
Jean whips Mark Payne into the ropes.
Mark Payne misses with a clothesline.
Mark Payne hits Jean with an elbow.
Mark Payne hits a spinning fisherman suplex on Jean.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Cole: Mark Payne gets the pin!
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, Jean gets back to his feet.
Jean is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kevin Cole: But Jean is quickly back to his feet!
Nik Cain: Damn.
Mark Payne throws Jean out of the ring.
Mark Payne jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
Mark Payne hits Jean with a flatliner legsweep.
Mark Payne knocks Jean into the ringsteps.
Mark Payne takes Jean down with the Running Forearm Smash.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mark Payne uses a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker on Jean.
Mark Payne executes the Moment of Clarity on Jean on the concrete floor.
Kevin Cole: Moment of Clarity on the concrete!
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mark Payne goes for a choke bomb, but Jean blocks it.
Jean knocks Mark Payne into the ringsteps.
The crowd is cheering on Jean.
Jean is handed the sledgehammer.
Jean hits him with the sledgehammer.
Jean is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kevin Cole: Oh god no!
Nik Cain: That sledgehammer can be credited with more than a couple assists during Jean’s long title reign.
Jean whips Mark Payne into the guardrail.
Jean reenters the ring.
Mark Payne follows him back in.
Jean executes the Deadly Promise on Mark Payne.
Jean goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Cole: Another Deadly Promise and another pin for Jean!
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
The crowd is going crazy.
The winner is Jean. Time of match: 0:34:34
Kevin Cole: Payne can't get up! Mark Payne has been eliminated!
Nik Cain: Going into this match, the odds makers actually had the champ as the underdog, since he was such a marked man. But he’s managed to take out two of his three competitors, leaving only a very battered and bruised Hazard to oppose him.
Jean runs into the ropes.
Hazard goes for a sleeper drop, but Jean blocks it.
Jean whips Hazard into the turnbuckle, but Hazard reverses it.
Hazard charges into the corner, but Jean lifts his leg.
Jean chops Hazard.
The crowd is cheering on Jean.
Jean chops Hazard.
Jean kicks Hazard.
Jean is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jean uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Hazard.
Jean executes a spin kick on Hazard.
Kevin Cole: What a kick!
Jean goes for an anklelock submission, but Hazard counters it with
a backward kick.
Hazard goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Jean blocks it.
Jean whips Hazard into the ropes.
Hazard hits Jean with a kick.
Hazard takes Jean down with a powerslam.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Hazard complains about a slow count.
Hazard goes for a series of headbutts to the head, but Jean counters it with
a series of punches.
Nik Cain: Hazard cannot afford to divert his attention away from Jean for a second. Say what you will about the champ, he damn sure knows how to capitalize on any mistake his opponent makes.
Jean locks Hazard in a figure-four sleeper.
Hazard breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Hazard goes for an electric chair suplex, but Jean blocks it.
Jean nails Hazard with a dragon suplex.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Kevin Cole: In the ropes!
Jean goes for an anklelock submission, but Hazard blocks it.
Hazard hits Jean.
Hazard chops Jean.
The crowd is behind Hazard all the way.
Hazard chops Jean.
The chants for Hazard are deafening.
Hazard whips Jean into the ropes.
Jean hits Hazard with a kick.
Jean goes for a German suplex, but Hazard counters it with a facerake.
Hazard hits Jean.
The crowd is giving Hazard a standing ovation.
Jean chops Hazard.
Hazard hits Jean.
The crowd is giving Hazard a standing ovation.
Nik Cain: I don’t think there is any doubt who these fans are behind in this one.
Hazard kicks Jean.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Hazard.
Hazard whips Jean into the turnbuckle, but Jean reverses it.
Hazard comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Jean whips Hazard into the turnbuckle, but Hazard reverses it.
Hazard takes Jean down with a sleeper drop.
The crowd is giving Hazard a standing ovation.
Hazard nails Jean with a brain buster.
Hazard hits a powerslam on Jean.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: Shoulder up!
Hazard complains about a slow count.
Jean hits an inside cradle on Hazard.
Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.
Nik Cain: As impossible as it may seem, Hazard simply cannot afford to let his emotions get the better of him in there.
Jean hits a fisherman buster on Hazard.
Jean executes the Deadly Promise on Hazard.
The crowd is cheering on Jean.
Kevin Cole: Deadly Promise! Deadly Promise!
Jean goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Cole: For the pin!
Nik Cain: Hazard has been through hell in this match.
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, Hazard gets back to his feet.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Hazard.
Kevin Cole: But he’s back up and ready for some more!
Jean nails Hazard with a flying dropkick.
The crowd is cheering on Jean.
Jean goes for a shooting star press, but Hazard gets his knees up.
Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!
Nik Cain: Jean went upstairs once too often.
Hazard nails Jean with a T-Bone Suplex.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Hazard takes Jean down with a series of knifehand chops.
Kevin Cole: Listen to those chops!
Hazard goes for a spear, but Jean counters it with a guillotine choke.
Hazard is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jean lets go after 14 seconds.
Jean takes Hazard down with a senton bomb.
There are lots of chants for Jean.
Jean goes for a front facelock into a diamond cutter, but Hazard blocks it.
Hazard hits a reverse DDT on Jean.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: So close!
Hazard hits Jean.
The crowd erupts.
Hazard chops Jean.
Hazard kicks Jean.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Jean punches Hazard.
There are lots of chants for Jean.
Hazard punches Jean.
Hazard hits Jean.
Jean kicks Hazard.
Jean hits Hazard with a Northern Lights bomb.
Jean whips Hazard into the ropes.
Hazard executes a spear on Jean.
Hazard places Jean on the turnbuckle.
Hazard takes Jean down with a tree of woe.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness!
Nik Cain: Win or lose, Jean and Eve will not be celebrating after this match, if you catch my drift.
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, Jean gets back to his feet.
The crowd is really behind Jean.
Kevin Cole: Jean gets to his feet!
Nik Cain: But he’s grabbing at those balls like he’s trying to make sure neither one of ‘em got knocked up into his pelvic cavity.
Hazard goes for a Russian legsweep, but Jean counters it with an elbowsmash.
Jean hits Hazard.
The crowd is really behind Jean.
Jean chops Hazard.
Jean kicks Hazard.
Jean has the crowd going wild.
Jean catches Hazard in a scorpion deathlock STF.
Hazard is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Nik Cain: One look at the expression on Hazard’s face and you know he ain’t gonna tap.
Hazard tries to escape the hold.
Hazard breaks the hold after 10 seconds.
Hazard takes Jean down with a T-Bone Suplex.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Cole: Hazard has pinned the World Champion again!
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Jean gets back to his feet.
The crowd erupts.
Kevin Cole: But Jean still won’t stay down!
Hazard goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but Jean counters it with
an armdrag takedown.
Jean executes the Deadly Promise on Hazard.
The crowd is giving Jean a standing ovation.
Kevin Cole: Another Deadly Promise on Hazard!
Jean goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Cole: And Jean gets the pin! This one has got to be over!
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Hazard
gets back to his feet.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Hazard.
Kevin Cole: No! No! Hazard is up!
Jean hits a scissor kick on Hazard.
Jean is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Cole: Another pin!
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, Hazard gets back to his feet.
The crowd erupts.
Kevin Cole: But Hazard gets up again!
Nik Cain: From the moment the opening bell rung until right now, Hazard has been consumed with one obsession, make sure Jean does not leave the Garden as the FCW World Champion. It’s that obsession that is keeping Hazard on his feet.
Jean hits a spin kick on Hazard.
Jean goes for a German suplex, but Hazard counters it with an elbowsmash.
Hazard takes Jean down with a Hotshot.
Hazard whips Jean into the ropes, but Jean reverses it.
Hazard hits Jean with a clothesline.
Jean falls out of the ring.
Kevin Cole: Big time clothesline, sending Jean out to the floor!
Nik Cain: Hazard put everything he had into that one.
Hazard goes through the ropes.
Hazard knocks Jean into the ringsteps.
Hazard hits a T-Bone Suplex on Jean.
Hazard knocks Jean into the ringpost.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Hazard.
Hazard goes for a German suplex, but Jean counters it with a backward kick.
Jean is handed a beer bottle.
Jean hits him with the beer bottle.
The crowd is behind Jean all the way.
Kevin Cole: Oh no!
Jean knocks Hazard into the ringsteps.
The chants for Jean are deafening.
Jean goes for an inverted piledriver, but Hazard blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jean uses a double underhook faceslam on Hazard.
Kevin Cole: Face first into the concrete!
Jean uses gutwrench power bomb on Hazard.
Jean knocks Hazard into the ringpost.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jean.
Jean knocks Hazard into the ringsteps.
Jean whips Hazard into the guardrail.
Jean throws Hazard back into the ring.
Jean executes a backdrop driver on Hazard.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kevin Cole: Kick out!
Nik Cain: Ain’t no damn way Hazard is gonna let Jean pin him with his own move.
Jean goes for an Asai moonsault, but Hazard side-steps and Jean only hits air.
The crowd is giving Hazard a standing ovation.
Kevin Cole: Nobody home for the World Champion!
Hazard executes the Flatscan on Jean.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness! What a Flatscan!
Nik Cain: Now that is how you hit a backdrop driver.
Kevin Cole: I think the champ is out cold!
Nik Cain: I think you might be right.
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The winner is Hazard. Time of match: 0:51:02
Kevin Cole: Hazard has done it! Hazard has done it! After six months, Jean has been defeated and Hazard is the new FCW World Champion!
Nik Cain: You heard the man; he swore he would do whatever it took to make sure that Jean did not leave this arena with that title. And, when it came down to just the two of them, he had no other choice. Let’s tally it up. The man took three Moments of Clarity, a Tears For Fears, and a pair of Deadly Promises. But, in the end, it was a vicious Flatscan that ended it all.
Kevin Cole: This has been an unbelievable evening! We saw the debuts of two new superstars! We saw the return of Nimrod! We saw the return of the Thespian Express! We saw a street fight break down into a huge brawl right out on Seventh Avenue! We saw the crowning of a new Television Champion, new Tag Champions, and a new FCW World Champion!
Nik Cain: Expectations were high for the third installment of FCW’s flagship pay per view event. And, speaking as someone who just witnessed it live and in person, it delivered.
Kevin Cole: Most definitely! Until next time, this is Kevin Cole for Nik Cain saying goodnight!
(We cut back to the ring to see Hazard, barely able to stand on his own, being awarded the brand new FCW World Title belt and holding it up for the crowd to see. On that image, the screen fades to black.)