The Lottery 4/13/01

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Kevin Cole: This has already been an amazing and historic evening, but we are not even close to finished! We still have an entire tag team tournament to get to!

Nik Cain: That’s right, the lethal lottery. You could be standing side by side with your best friend or your worst enemy. But, with a shot at the World Title up for grabs, these teams will have to work together. Hell, the winning team gets to beat the hell out of each other too, so that might be added incentive.

Kevin Cole: Let’s get to the ring and see who the first teams are!

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Rhapsody...
Weighing in at 228 pounds...
The FCW World Champion

Scion

Kevin Cole: And the new world champion is out here first!

Nik Cain: I can’t like his odds after both his match with Most Holy and the attack he took at the hands of TEW.

And his partner...
Weighing in at 215 pounds...

Jonathan Chambers

Kevin Cole: The first team will be World Champion Scion and Jonathan Chambers!

Their opponents...
First, weighing in at 245 pounds...

Jason Star

Kevin Cole: And one of their opponents will be Jason Star.

Nik Cain: Who is getting an interesting mix of cheers and boos. The cheers are no doubt due to his growing hatred for Explosion, who did little to endear himself to the fans here tonight. The boos are probably because he crucified a man on national TV last week. But that is just a hunch.

And his partner...
Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...
Weighing in at 258 pounds...

Bad Dreams

Kevin Cole: Star’s partner is Bad Dreams!

Nik Cain: This could be a tough team to beat. While Dreams is used to teaming with Dream Warrior, his tag team experience is bound to benefit this makeshift team. And Star has proven that he can pin anyone in this fed at anytime by defeating Most Holy a few weeks back.

They lock up.
Jason Star places Jonathan Chambers on the turnbuckle.
Jason Star nails Jonathan Chambers with a top-rope neckbreaker.
Quite a few boos are audible.

Kevin Cole: Star and Chambers starting things off, with Star getting the early advantage.

Nik Cain: Well, Scion was in no condition to start this thing off. Hopefully a little down time on the ring apron will be enough for him.

Jason Star goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Jonathan Chambers blocks it.
Jonathan Chambers punches Jason Star.
Jonathan Chambers kicks Jason Star.
Jonathan Chambers is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jason Star punches Jonathan Chambers.
Jason Star kicks Jonathan Chambers.
Jason Star is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Jason Star executes a springboard headscissors on Jonathan Chambers.
Jason Star hits Jonathan Chambers with a kick to the midsection.
Jason Star executes a series of kicks to the midsection on Jonathan Chambers.
Jason Star executes a springboard headscissors on Jonathan Chambers.
Jason Star is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Kevin Cole: Star almost gets the win!

Nik Cain: Chambers won’t go down that easily.

Jason Star runs into the ropes.
Jason Star hits a clothesline on Jonathan Chambers.
Jason Star executes a hiptoss on Jonathan Chambers.
Jason Star executes spinning headscissors on Jonathan Chambers.
Jason Star is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Jason Star whips Jonathan Chambers into the ropes.
Jason Star hits Jonathan Chambers with a kick.
Jason Star goes for a neck snap, but Jonathan Chambers blocks it.
Jason Star begs off.
Jonathan Chambers tags out to Scion.

Nik Cain: Chambers needed to tag out, but is Scion in any shape to compete against an athlete of Star’s caliber right now?

Scion goes for a European uppercut, but Jason Star counters it with a backslide.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Jason Star runs into the ropes.
Jason Star goes for a clothesline, but Scion counters it with a crucifix.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Scion complains about a slow count.
Scion hits a Frankensteiner on Jason Star.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Scion hits Jason Star with a standing dropkick.
Scion throws Jason Star out of the ring.
Scion goes through the ropes.
Rhapsody comes from behind and distracts Jason Star.
Scion is handed a plunger.
Scion hits him with the plunger.
Scion is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Nik Cain: I guess that answers my question. The champ is taking the fight right to Star.

Scion takes Jason Star down with a kick to the midsection.
Robert Loggia counts: 1.
Jonathan Chambers comes over to make it two-on-one.
Scion and Jonathan Chambers hit Jason Star with a double armbar submission.
Scion grabs a chair.
Scion sets up the chair.
Scion goes for a double arm DDT, but Jason Star blocks it.
Rhapsody comes from behind, but Jason Star nails Rhapsody.

Nik Cain: So much for that little crush.

Robert Loggia counts: 2.
Jonathan Chambers comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams comes over and lays out Jonathan Chambers.
A portion of the crowd is booing Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams executes a leg lariat on Scion.
Jason Star goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Scion blocks it.
Jonathan Chambers takes Jason Star down with a springboard dropkick.
Scion goes for a cobra clutch, but Jason Star counters it with an armdrag takedown.
Robert Loggia counts: 3.
Jason Star reenters the ring.
Scion follows him back in.
Jason Star tags out to Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams and Jason Star whip Scion into the ropes.
They hit Scion with a double elbowsmash.
Jason Star leaves the ring.

Kevin Cole: And Bad Dreams is in for the first time in this match!

Bad Dreams takes Scion down with a flying forearm.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Bad Dreams executes a gutbuster on Scion.
Scion begs off.

Nik Cain: And he already has the champ trying to buy himself a little breathing room.

Bad Dreams puts Scion in a grapevine.
Scion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Both The Dream Coach and Rhapsody jump up on the apron.
Robert Loggia tries to send them back down.
Bad Dreams hits a gutbuster on Scion.
A portion of the crowd is booing Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams throws Scion out of the ring.
Bad Dreams goes through the ropes.
Bad Dreams is handed the aluminum baseball bat.
Bad Dreams hits him with the aluminum baseball bat.
A portion of the crowd is booing Bad Dreams.

Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness! Dreams almost took Scion’s head off!

Bad Dreams whips Scion into the guardrail.
Bad Dreams nails Scion with a fisherman buster.
Bad Dreams whips Scion into the guardrail.
Bad Dreams uses a forearm to the back on Scion.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jonathan Chambers comes over and lays out Jason Star.
Scion whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail.
Scion goes for a tiger bomb, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jason Star goes for a dropkick, but Scion side-steps and Jason Star only hits air.
Scion goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Bad Dreams counters it with spinning headscissors.
Bad Dreams throws Scion back into the ring.
Bad Dreams brings the table into the ring.
Scion hits Bad Dreams with a back suplex.
Robert Loggia is back on the job.
Scion tags out to Jonathan Chambers.
Jonathan Chambers and Scion whip Bad Dreams into the ropes.
They hit Bad Dreams with a double kick to the midsection.
Scion leaves the ring.
Jonathan Chambers takes Bad Dreams down with a snap suplex.
Jonathan Chambers sets up Bad Dreams on the table.
Jonathan Chambers executes a 450 splash through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is behind Jonathan Chambers all the way.

Kevin Cole: Chambers drives Dreams right through the table!

Nik Cain: Dreams has been on fire in this match, but that move might just cool him off a bit.

Jonathan Chambers is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Jonathan Chambers attempts to place Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Jonathan Chambers executes a back heel kick on Bad Dreams.
Jonathan Chambers whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Bad Dreams goes for the Good Night Irene, but Jonathan Chambers counters it with a backward kick.
Jonathan Chambers uses a bulldog headlock on Bad Dreams.
Jonathan Chambers runs into the ropes.
Bad Dreams goes for neck-scissors, but Jonathan Chambers ducks out of the way.
Jonathan Chambers runs into the ropes.
Jonathan Chambers goes for an Asai moonsault, but Bad Dreams counters it with a Tombstone.
Bad Dreams places Jonathan Chambers on the turnbuckle.
Bad Dreams hits Jonathan Chambers with a belly-to-belly superplex.
Bad Dreams is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Bad Dreams whips Jonathan Chambers into the ropes.
Jonathan Chambers hits Bad Dreams with a kick.
Jonathan Chambers goes for a frog splash, but Bad Dreams rolls out of the way.
Bad Dreams runs into the ropes.
Jonathan Chambers hits Bad Dreams with a kick.
Jonathan Chambers executes a rabbit punch on Bad Dreams.
Jonathan Chambers whips Bad Dreams into the turnbuckle.
Jonathan Chambers takes Bad Dreams down with a springboard dropkick.
Jonathan Chambers whips Bad Dreams into the turnbuckle, but Bad Dreams reverses it.
Bad Dreams runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Jonathan Chambers lifts his knee.
Jonathan Chambers tags out to Scion.
Scion executes a handspring into a Frankensteiner on Bad Dreams.
Scion tags out to Jonathan Chambers.

Kevin Cole: And Scion with a nice move and a quick tag back out to Chambers.

Jonathan Chambers goes for a handspring into a Frankensteiner, but Bad Dreams counters it with a back suplex.
Bad Dreams executes a fisherman buster on Jonathan Chambers.
Bad Dreams is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Jonathan Chambers.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Kevin Cole: Good Night Irene! But Chambers gets a foot on the rope!

Bad Dreams tags out to Jason Star.
Bad Dreams goes for a leg lariat, but Jonathan Chambers ducks out of the way.
Bad Dreams leaves the ring.
Jonathan Chambers goes for a side suplex, but Jason Star counters it with spinning headscissors.
Jason Star kisses a lovely lady.
The crowd is booing Jason Star.
Jason Star whips Jonathan Chambers into the ropes.
Jason Star goes for an armbar submission, but Jonathan Chambers blocks it.
Jonathan Chambers goes for a side suplex, but Jason Star counters it with spinning headscissors.
Jason Star goes for a slingshot clothesline, but Jonathan Chambers side-steps and Jason Star only hits air.
Jonathan Chambers tags out to Scion.
Bad Dreams enters the ring and throws Jonathan Chambers out of the ring.
Bad Dreams uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Scion.
Jason Star hits Scion with a missile dropkick.
Bad Dreams leaves the ring.
Jason Star nails Scion with a tornado DDT.
Jason Star acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Jason Star whips Scion into the turnbuckle, but Scion reverses it.
Scion runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Jason Star moves out of the way.
Jason Star executes an Asai moonsault on Scion.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

Kevin Cole: Big kick out by the champion!

Scion locks Jason Star in a cobra clutch.
Jason Star tries to escape the hold.
Jason Star is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jason Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 24 seconds.
Scion runs into the ropes.
Jason Star goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Scion ducks out of the way.
Scion takes Jason Star down with a tiger bomb.
Robert Loggia counts: One, kickout.
Jason Star begs off.
Scion throws Jason Star out of the ring.
Scion jumps onto him with a moonsault off the second turnbuckle.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Scion.
Scion knocks Jason Star into the ringpost.
Scion whips Jason Star into the guardrail.
Scion goes for a cradle suplex, but Jason Star counters it with an elbowsmash.
Robert Loggia counts: 1.
Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams goes for a leg lariat, but Scion ducks out of the way.
Scion goes for a back suplex, but Jason Star blocks it.
Robert Loggia counts: 2.
Jason Star goes for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Scion blocks it.
Scion reenters the ring.
Jason Star follows him back in.
Scion tags out to Jonathan Chambers.
Bad Dreams enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Jonathan Chambers and Scion whip Jason Star into the ropes.
Jonathan Chambers and Scion hit Jason Star with a double armbar submission.
Scion leaves the ring.
Jason Star takes the World's Sexiest Man trophy and uses it on him.
Jason Star is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

Kevin Cole: Star just nailed Chmabers with that trophy! Chmabers is out cold!

He goes for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.
A fan at ringside badmouths Jason Star.

The winners are Jason Star and Bad Dreams. Time of match: 0:11:15

Kevin Cole: Star and Dreams have advanced to round two!

Nik Cain: Impressive win. Both wrestlers have had success in both singles and tag matches, making for a formidable combination.

Kevin Cole: Let’s get back to the ring to see what the next tag team pairings are!

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Weighing in at 210 pounds...

Tony Montana

Kevin Cole: If Montana drew Young Gotti, they would have a real advantage over these other inexperienced teams.

Nik Cain: Yeah, and if pigs could fly, they might not roll around in shit all day.

And his partner...
Weighing in at 240 pounds...

"The Survivor" Tom Tennant

Kevin Cole: Listen to all those boos!

Nik Cain: Tennant and TEW have their fair share of fans, but this crowd is decidedly biased in favor of FCW.

Their opponents...
First, led to the ring by Rachel Morris and Jenna Jameson...
Weighing in at 237 pounds...

"The Hardcore Revolutionary" Mark Paris

Kevin Cole: And here comes Mark Paris!

Nik Cain: And here comes another chorus of boos.

And his partner...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...

Corwin Havens

Tom Tennant attacks Mark Paris before the bell.
Tom Tennant executes a forearm smash on Mark Paris.
Tom Tennant throws Mark Paris through the ropes.
Tom Tennant goes through the ropes.

Nik Cain: Tennant wasting no time going to work on Mark Paris who, no doubt, he views as one of the overpaid, overrated wrestlers he mentioned earlier.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Tom Tennant and a few others cheering him.
Blackie McGee counts: 1.
Tony Montana comes over to make it two-on-one.
Corwin Havens comes over and lays out Tony Montana.
Corwin Havens uses a front slam on Tom Tennant.
Mark Paris nails Tom Tennant with a flying elbowdrop.
Mark Paris goes for the Extreme Measure, but Tom Tennant counters it with an arm bite.

Nik Cain: Well that counter was vintage Survivor.

Tom Tennant is handed the wonder bra.
Tom Tennant hits him with the wonder bra.
Blackie McGee counts: 2.
Tom Tennant sets up a table.
Tom Tennant hangs him with the wonder bra.
Blackie McGee counts: 3.
Blackie McGee counts: 4.
Tom Tennant reenters the ring.
Mark Paris follows him back in.
Mark Paris brings the table into the ring.
Tom Tennant hits a snap suplex on Mark Paris.
Tom Tennant hits Mark Paris with a bodyslam.
Tom Tennant throws Mark Paris out of the ring.
Blackie McGee counts: one, two, three, Mark Paris reenters the ring.
Tom Tennant hits Mark Paris.
Tom Tennant hits Mark Paris.
Tom Tennant punches Mark Paris.
Tom Tennant is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Mark Paris begs off.
Tom Tennant tags out to Tony Montana.
Tony Montana and Tom Tennant hit Mark Paris with a double bodyslam.
Tom Tennant leaves the ring.
Tony Montana hits Mark Paris with a running power bomb.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Kevin Cole: Montana almost gets his team the win!

Tony Montana sets up Mark Paris on the table.
Tony Montana executes an Arabian Facebuster through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is starting to get behind Tony Montana.
Tony Montana is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tony Montana yells "Say hello to my little friend!".
A small "Tony Montana" chant is being started.
Tom Tennant enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Tom Tennant uses a jumping DDT on Mark Paris.
Tony Montana uses a frog splash on Mark Paris.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Corwin Havens enters the ring and throws Tom Tennant out of the ring.
Corwin Havens leaves the ring.
Mark Paris throws Tony Montana out of the ring.
Blackie McGee counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Tony Montana reenters the ring.
Mark Paris tags out to Corwin Havens.
Corwin Havens and Mark Paris whip Tony Montana into the ropes.
They hit Tony Montana with a double clothesline.
Mark Paris leaves the ring.
Corwin Havens hits Tony Montana with a running powerslam.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Corwin Havens executes an elbow to the head on Tony Montana.
Corwin Havens sits back in his gold plated chair and relaxes.
Quite a few boos are audible.

Kevin Cole: Havens is not endearing himself to this crowd.

Nik Cain: He never does. But it is impressive when you can get booed while sharing a ring with Paris and Tennant.

Corwin Havens goes for an armdrag takedown, but Tony Montana blocks it.
Tony Montana takes Corwin Havens down with the Liger Bomb.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Tony Montana kicks Corwin Havens.
A small "Tony Montana" chant is being started.
Tony Montana hits Corwin Havens.
Tony Montana goes for a springboard bulldog, but Corwin Havens ducks out of the way.
Corwin Havens gets an armbar submission on Tony Montana.
Tony Montana reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Corwin Havens executes a backspin DDT on Tony Montana.
Corwin Havens goes for a dragon sleeper, but Tony Montana counters it with a facerake.
Tony Montana tags out to Tom Tennant.
Mark Paris enters the ring and lays out Tony Montana.
Mark Paris uses a football tackle on Tom Tennant.
Corwin Havens hits Tom Tennant with a belly-to-back suplex.
Corwin Havens is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Mark Paris leaves the ring.
Corwin Havens executes the running Liger Bomb on Tom Tennant.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Kevin Cole: Tennant just barely kicked out!

Corwin Havens leaves the ring.
He returns with a big black dildo.
Corwin Havens throws Tom Tennant out of the ring.
Corwin Havens goes through the ropes.
Mark Paris comes over to make it two-on-one.
Mark Paris nails Tom Tennant with a back heel kick.
Corwin Havens goes for a waistlock suplex, but Tom Tennant counters it with a facerake.
Blackie McGee counts: 1.
Tony Montana comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tom Tennant and Tony Montana hit Corwin Havens with a double bodyslam.
Tony Montana goes for a dropkick, but Corwin Havens side-steps and Tony Montana only hits air.
A few fans are booing Corwin Havens.
Blackie McGee counts: 2.
Mark Paris comes over to make it two-on-one.
Corwin Havens and Mark Paris hit Tom Tennant with a double belly-to-back suplex.
Mark Paris goes for a bodyslam, but Tom Tennant counters it with a facerake.
Tom Tennant whips Corwin Havens into the guardrail.
Tom Tennant hits a dropkick on Corwin Havens.
Tom Tennant reenters the ring.
Corwin Havens follows him back in.
Tom Tennant hits Corwin Havens with a dropkick.
Tom Tennant throws Corwin Havens out of the ring.
Tom Tennant jumps onto him with a sunset flip powerbomb.
Tom Tennant is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Nik Cain: Havens should have known better than to try and take a breather out there. As long as Tennant is in the arena, nowhere is safe.

Tony Montana comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tony Montana nails Corwin Havens with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Tom Tennant hits Corwin Havens with a flying legdrop.
Tom Tennant whips Corwin Havens into the guardrail.
Tom Tennant goes for hurracanrana, but Corwin Havens counters it with a tiger driver.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Corwin Havens.
Corwin Havens reenters the ring.
Tom Tennant follows him back in.
Corwin Havens whips Tom Tennant into the turnbuckle, but Tom Tennant reverses it.
Corwin Havens comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
Tom Tennant hits a kick to the midsection on Corwin Havens.
Tom Tennant takes Corwin Havens down with a jumping DDT.
Tom Tennant executes a kneedrop on Corwin Havens.
Tom Tennant takes Corwin Havens down with a slingshot somersault splash.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant goes for a springboard rana, but Corwin Havens counters it with a power bomb.
Blackie McGee counts: One, shoulder up.
Corwin Havens complains about a slow count.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Corwin Havens.
Corwin Havens hits a legsweep on Tom Tennant.
Corwin Havens whips Tom Tennant into the ropes.
Corwin Havens misses with a shoulderblock.
Tom Tennant misses with an elbow.
Tom Tennant hits a flying clothesline on Corwin Havens.
Tom Tennant uses a flying clothesline on Corwin Havens.
Tom Tennant flairs his arms out in a cocky fashion.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.

Kevin Cole: Tennant seems to be enjoying the boos.

Nik Cain: That does not surprise me. Tennant has spent much of his career as less than a fan favorite. And, frankly, I think he performs better when the crowd hates him than when they love him.

Tom Tennant catches Corwin Havens in a half boston crab.
Corwin Havens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Tom Tennant hits a tiger driver on Corwin Havens.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tom Tennant runs into the ropes.
Corwin Havens hits Tom Tennant with a spinebuster bomb.
Corwin Havens sits back in his gold plated chair and relaxes.
A portion of the crowd is booing Corwin Havens.
Corwin Havens uses a backspin DDT on Tom Tennant.
A portion of the crowd is booing Corwin Havens.
Corwin Havens uses a kneedrop on Tom Tennant.
Corwin Havens executes a legdrop on Tom Tennant.
Corwin Havens runs into the ropes.
Tom Tennant hits Corwin Havens with a bodyslam.
Tom Tennant tags out to Tony Montana.
Mark Paris enters the ring and lays out Tom Tennant.
Mark Paris leaves the ring.
Corwin Havens goes for a backdrop, but Tony Montana blocks it.
Tony Montana executes a springboard bulldog on Corwin Havens.
The crowd is starting to get behind Tony Montana.

Kevin Cole: Excellent move by Montana!

Tom Tennant enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Tony Montana and Tom Tennant whip Corwin Havens into the ropes.
They hit Corwin Havens with a double backdrop.
Tom Tennant executes a flying fistdrop on Corwin Havens.
Tony Montana goes for a dragon suplex, but Corwin Havens blocks it.
Tom Tennant leaves the ring.
Corwin Havens goes for an elbow to the head, but Tony Montana blocks it.
Tony Montana takes Corwin Havens down with a springboard dropkick.
A small "Tony Montana" chant is being started.
Tony Montana locks Corwin Havens in an armbar submission.
Corwin Havens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Tony Montana kicks Corwin Havens.
Tony Montana is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Corwin Havens hits Tony Montana.
The crowd is booing Corwin Havens.
Corwin Havens hits Tony Montana.
The crowd is booing Corwin Havens.
Tony Montana chops Corwin Havens.
The crowd is cheering on Tony Montana.
Tony Montana chops Corwin Havens.
Tony Montana is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tony Montana punches Corwin Havens.
Tony Montana gives the sign for the Incarceration.
Tony Montana executes the Incarceration on Corwin Havens.

Kevin Cole: Incarceration! Incarceration!

Tony Montana goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
There are lots of chants for Tony Montana.

The winners are Tony Montana and Tom Tennant. Time of match: 0:08:56

Kevin Cole: Tennant and Montana have advanced!

Nik Cain: Oh man, Montana is celebrating in the ring and Tennant just flipped him off and walked away. I’m as loyal to FCW as the next guy, but you gotta like Tennant’s style.

Kevin Cole: No I don’t.

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Candi...
Weighing in at 345 pounds...

Unleaded

Kevin Cole: Here comes Unleaded! You have got to wonder if he is actually at a hundred percent after the attack he suffered at the hands of the Nightmare Express a few weeks back!

Nik Cain: No I don’t.

His partner...
Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...

"Bigger than the Pope!!" Most Holy

Kevin Cole: It’s Most Holy!

Nik Cain: Looks like Unleaded lucked out. Holy is a good man to have on your side, especially since he just lost the World Title and, no doubt, would love a shot at regaining it in two weeks.

Their opponents...
First, weighing in at 236 pounds...

Master Chuin

Kevin Cole: It looks like Master Chuin will be one of their opponents.

Nik Cain: Chuin had a stranglehold on the Television Title for the better part of two months. I’m sure he’ll love to replace it with the World Title.

His partner...
Led to the ring by Dominique...
Weighing in at 232 pounds...

"The Hot Commodity" Sebastian Cage

Kevin Cole: Who is this?

Nik Cain: Can you hear? The announcer said Sebastian Cage. He’s a recent signee to FCW. Still young, he’s had success and worn gold in every fed he’s been in that I know of. No doubt, he plans to achieve the same here and is looking to start with the World Title right away.

Kevin Cole: Well, it looks like he going to start this match off against the former World Champion.

They lock up.
Sebastian Cage nails Most Holy with a bulldog headlock.
Sebastian Cage is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Sebastian Cage uses a standing moonsault on Most Holy.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sebastian Cage places Most Holy on the turnbuckle.
Sebastian Cage hits a tree of woe on Most Holy.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Kevin Cole: A series of near falls for the newcomer!

Sebastian Cage hits Most Holy with a Northern Lights suplex.
Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.
Most Holy begs off.
Sebastian Cage throws Most Holy out of the ring.
Sebastian Cage goes through the ropes.
Dominique comes from behind and distracts Most Holy.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jeff Davis counts: 1.
Sebastian Cage knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps.
Sebastian Cage is handed a pizza cutter.
Sebastian Cage hits him with the pizza cutter.
Sebastian Cage is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Jeff Davis counts: 2.
Sebastian Cage whips Most Holy into the guardrail.
Sebastian Cage reenters the ring.
Most Holy follows him back in.
Sebastian Cage stands on the second turnbuckle with his fist in the air.
Sebastian Cage is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Sebastian Cage tags out to Master Chuin.
Sebastian Cage executes the Running Forearm Smash on Most Holy.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Master Chuin nails Most Holy with a backdrop driver.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Nik Cain: The team of Chuin and Cage are just taking Holy apart right now.

Master Chuin and Sebastian Cage whip Most Holy into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Most Holy with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline.
Sebastian Cage leaves the ring.
Most Holy nails Master Chuin with a snap suplex.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Most Holy.
Most Holy runs into the ropes.
Master Chuin nails Most Holy with a dropkick to the knee.
Most Holy begs off.
Master Chuin tags out to Sebastian Cage.
Sebastian Cage executes a tiger suplex on Most Holy.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sebastian Cage goes for an anklelock submission, but Most Holy blocks it.
Most Holy throws Sebastian Cage out of the ring.
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, Sebastian Cage reenters the ring.
Most Holy chops Sebastian Cage.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Most Holy.
Most Holy hits Sebastian Cage.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Most Holy.
Most Holy uses a flying clothesline on Sebastian Cage.
Most Holy is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Most Holy throws Sebastian Cage out of the ring.
Most Holy goes through the ropes.
Unleaded comes over to make it two-on-one.
Master Chuin comes over and lays out Unleaded.
Master Chuin goes for a short lariat, but Most Holy blocks it.
Unleaded uses a backdrop driver on Master Chuin.

Nik Cain: And Unleaded finally gets off his lazy ass and does something.

Most Holy gives him a kick to the head, but Master Chuin only stares at him.
Unleaded executes an elbow to the head on Master Chuin.
Jeff Davis counts: 1.
Most Holy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Sebastian Cage comes over and lays out Most Holy.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Sebastian Cage.
Sebastian Cage hits the Running Forearm Smash on Unleaded.
Master Chuin goes for an airplane spin, but Unleaded ducks out of the way.
Sebastian Cage comes over and lays out Most Holy.
Master Chuin sets up a table.
Master Chuin goes for a dragon suplex, but Unleaded counters it with a backward kick.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Unleaded.
Most Holy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Sebastian Cage comes over, but gets cut off.
Unleaded and Most Holy hit Master Chuin with a double top-rope DDT.

Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness!

Unleaded is handed the hockey stick.
Unleaded hits him with the hockey stick.
A portion of the crowd is booing Unleaded.
Jeff Davis counts: 2.
Unleaded hits him with the hockey stick.
Unleaded is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Unleaded goes for the Liger Bomb, but Master Chuin blocks it.
Master Chuin throws Unleaded back into the ring.
Master Chuin tags out to Sebastian Cage.
Master Chuin gives him a short lariat, but Unleaded doesn't budge.
Sebastian Cage goes for the torture rack, but Unleaded ducks out of the way.
Master Chuin leaves the ring.
Unleaded whips Sebastian Cage into the turnbuckle.
Unleaded runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Sebastian Cage moves out of the way.

Nik Cain: Cage is much too quick for Unleaded.

Sebastian Cage whips Unleaded into the ropes, but Unleaded reverses it.
Sebastian Cage hits Unleaded with a kick.
Sebastian Cage is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Sebastian Cage goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Unleaded counters it with a low blow.
Unleaded hits Sebastian Cage.
Unleaded chops Sebastian Cage.
Unleaded acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Unleaded places Sebastian Cage on the turnbuckle.
Unleaded hits a top-rope inverted DDT on Sebastian Cage.
Unleaded is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Unleaded nails Sebastian Cage with a Hotshot.
Unleaded is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Unleaded takes Sebastian Cage down with a sidewalk slam.
Unleaded uses a backdrop driver on Sebastian Cage.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Unleaded hits Sebastian Cage with a short clothesline.
Unleaded acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Kevin Cole: Unleaded is destroying Cage now!

Nik Cain: Unleaded is the type of guy where, once he can find an opening, he’ll bust it, and you, wide open. What he lacks in finesse and technical skill, he compensates for with power and brutality.

Unleaded hits Sebastian Cage with a series of kicks to the midsection.
Unleaded raises his hand and clinches his fist.
Unleaded acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Unleaded uses an elbow to the head on Sebastian Cage.
Unleaded raises his hand and clinches his fist.
Unleaded is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Unleaded places Sebastian Cage on the turnbuckle.
Unleaded goes for a top-rope gutbuster, but Sebastian Cage blocks it.
Sebastian Cage throws Unleaded off the turnbuckle.
Sebastian Cage kicks Unleaded.
Sebastian Cage is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Sebastian Cage punches Unleaded.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Sebastian Cage.
Master Chuin enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Sebastian Cage and Master Chuin whip Unleaded into the ropes.
They hit Unleaded with a double kick to the midsection.
Master Chuin leaves the ring.
Sebastian Cage whips Unleaded into the turnbuckle, but Unleaded reverses it.
Unleaded runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Sebastian Cage moves out of the way.
Sebastian Cage goes for an implant DDT, but Unleaded blocks it.
Unleaded whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes.
Unleaded nails Sebastian Cage with an enzuigiri to the face.
Unleaded attempts to place Sebastian Cage on the turnbuckle, but Sebastian Cage blocks it.
Unleaded places Sebastian Cage on the turnbuckle.
Unleaded nails Sebastian Cage with a top-rope DDT.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Kevin Cole: Cage just barely gets his shoulder up!

Nik Cain: I’ve never liked Cage, but one thing I would always readily admit is that there is no quit in that kid. None at all.

Unleaded tags out to Most Holy.
Most Holy throws Sebastian Cage out of the ring.
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, Sebastian Cage reenters the ring.
Most Holy goes for a DDT, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a backdrop.
Most Holy begs off.
Sebastian Cage places Most Holy on the turnbuckle.
Sebastian Cage goes for a tree of woe, but Most Holy counters it with a low blow.
Most Holy hits a monkey flip on Sebastian Cage.
Most Holy executes an inverted atomic drop on Sebastian Cage.
Most Holy goes for a snap suplex, but Sebastian Cage blocks it.
Sebastian Cage nails Most Holy with a jack-knife power bomb.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Most Holy begs off.
Sebastian Cage whips Most Holy into the turnbuckle.
Sebastian Cage takes Most Holy down with the Liger Bomb.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Most Holy begs off.

Kevin Cole: Cage has Holy on the defensive again!

Sebastian Cage takes Most Holy down with a corkscrew legdrop.
Sebastian Cage takes Most Holy down with a spinning backbreaker.
Most Holy whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes.
Sebastian Cage executes rolling clothesline on Most Holy.
Master Chuin enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Sebastian Cage and Master Chuin hit Most Holy with a double backdrop driver.
Unleaded enters the ring and throws Master Chuin out of the ring.
Unleaded leaves the ring.
Most Holy nails Sebastian Cage with a snap suplex.
Most Holy tags out to Unleaded.
Unleaded hits Sebastian Cage with the Sky High.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Unleaded uses a spear on Sebastian Cage.
Unleaded executes a Samoan Drop on Sebastian Cage.
Sebastian Cage nails Unleaded with a front facelock into a diamond cutter.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Sebastian Cage tags out to Master Chuin.
Master Chuin and Sebastian Cage whip Unleaded into the ropes.
They hit Unleaded with a double clothesline.

Nik Cain: Chuin and Cage have been working surprisingly well as a team.

Most Holy enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Master Chuin and Sebastian Cage whip Unleaded into the ropes.
They hit Unleaded with a double elbowsmash.
Sebastian Cage leaves the ring.
Master Chuin nails Unleaded with the Running Ligerbomb.
Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.
Master Chuin uses a dropkick to the knee on Unleaded.
Master Chuin is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Master Chuin whips Unleaded into the ropes, but Unleaded reverses it.
Master Chuin goes for a short lariat, but Unleaded ducks out of the way.
Unleaded hits Master Chuin with a leaping swinging DDT.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Unleaded runs into the ropes.
Master Chuin misses with a clothesline.
Unleaded goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Master Chuin counters it with a side suplex.
Master Chuin nails Unleaded with a short lariat.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Master Chuin whips Unleaded into the ropes, but Unleaded reverses it.
Master Chuin hits Unleaded with a backspin DDT.
Master Chuin is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Master Chuin is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Master Chuin hits Unleaded with the Doctor Bomb.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Master Chuin hits Unleaded with a backspin DDT.
Master Chuin is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Master Chuin throws Unleaded out of the ring.
Master Chuin jumps onto him with a Space Flying Tiger Drop.
Sebastian Cage comes over to make it two-on-one.
Sebastian Cage uses the Running Forearm Smash on Unleaded.
Master Chuin grabs a chair.
Master Chuin sets up the chair.
Master Chuin goes for a backdrop driver, but Unleaded blocks it.
Unleaded goes for a backdrop driver, but Master Chuin flips over.
Master Chuin reenters the ring.
Unleaded follows him back in.
Master Chuin goes for a backdrop driver, but Unleaded counters it with a facerake.
Unleaded throws Master Chuin out of the ring.
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Master Chuin reenters the ring.

Kevin Cole: Chuin landed hard on the concrete and barely gets back in the ring.

Unleaded whips Master Chuin into the ropes, but Master Chuin reverses it.
Unleaded misses with a shoulderblock.
Master Chuin takes Unleaded down with an enzuigiri.
Master Chuin hits Unleaded with an Arabian Facebuster.
Master Chuin goes for a crossface chickenwing, but Unleaded blocks it.
Unleaded hits a Samoan Drop on Master Chuin.
Unleaded whips Master Chuin into the ropes, but Master Chuin reverses it.
Unleaded hits inverted chokeslam on Master Chuin.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Unleaded.
Unleaded hits Master Chuin with a Samoan Drop.
Unleaded uses a series of kicks to the midsection on Master Chuin.
Unleaded is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.
Unleaded whips Master Chuin into the ropes, but Master Chuin reverses it.
Master Chuin hits Unleaded with a clothesline.
Master Chuin whips Unleaded into the turnbuckle.
Unleaded comes back, but is met with a clothesline.
Master Chuin goes for a backspin DDT, but Unleaded blocks it.
Unleaded goes for a spear, but Master Chuin side-steps and Unleaded only hits air.
Master Chuin goes for a crossface chickenwing, but Unleaded blocks it.
Unleaded places Master Chuin on the turnbuckle.
Unleaded goes for a top-rope gutbuster, but Master Chuin counters it with a top-rope Frankensteiner.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Master Chuin is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Kevin Cole: What a counter!

Master Chuin executes the Deadly Shaolin Buddha Finger on Unleaded.
Unleaded breaks the hold after 5 seconds.

Kevin Cole: Unleaded breaks out of the Deadly Shaolin Buddha Finger with ease!

Nik Cain: I don’t think Chuin was able to really lock it in.

Unleaded tags out to Most Holy.
Unleaded nails Master Chuin with an enzuigiri to the face.
Unleaded acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Most Holy goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Master Chuin counters it with a go-behind.
Unleaded leaves the ring.
Master Chuin puts Most Holy in a crossface chickenwing.
Most Holy is struggling to reach the ropes.
Most Holy is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Most Holy tries to escape the hold.
Master Chuin lets go after 12 seconds.
Most Holy begs off.
Master Chuin hits Most Holy with a spinwheel kick to the back of the head.
Master Chuin seemingly enjoys the boos.
Master Chuin chops Most Holy.
Master Chuin chops Most Holy.
Master Chuin is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Most Holy begs off.
Master Chuin goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Most Holy blocks it.
Most Holy whips Master Chuin into the ropes.
Master Chuin hits a backspin DDT on Most Holy.
The cheers for Master Chuin are drowning out the boos.
Sebastian Cage enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Sebastian Cage goes for a spinebuster slam, but Most Holy counters it with a sunset flip.
Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.
Sebastian Cage rolls out of the ring.
Most Holy hits the LoS Tornado Driver on Master Chuin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Kevin Cole: The LoS Tornado Driver almost gets Holy and Unleaded the win.

Unleaded enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Unleaded nails Master Chuin with a short clothesline.
Most Holy hits Master Chuin with an enzuigiri.
Most Holy and Unleaded whip Master Chuin into the ropes.
They hit Master Chuin with a double fist to the midsection.
Unleaded leaves the ring.
Most Holy goes for an elbowdrop, but Master Chuin rolls out of the way.
Master Chuin hits Most Holy with a spinwheel kick to the back of the head.
The cheers for Master Chuin are drowning out the boos.
Master Chuin hits a head and arm suplex on Most Holy.
Zoe Burgess enters the ring and hits Master Chuin with the Mace.
Most Holy is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Master Chuin.

Kevin Cole: Holy Roller! That has got to be it!

Most Holy goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, Sebastian Cage doesn't make it in time... three.
Most Holy seemingly enjoys the boos.

The winners are Unleaded and Most Holy. Time of match: 0:14:39

Kevin Cole: And Most Holy and Unleaded steal a win to advance to round two.

Nik Cain: Hey, these matches are no DQ. If you’re not willing to pull out all the stops to win that shot at the World Title, you should have just stayed home and watched it on TV.

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...
Weighing in at 243 pounds...

Dream Warrior

Kevin Cole: Here comes the other half of the Nightmare Express. Dreams has already advanced to the second round with Jason Star, let’s see how Warrior does.

His partner...
Weighing in at 224 pounds...
The FCW Television Champion...

"The Hardest Working Man in Wresting" Samson

Nik Cain: Now this is interesting. Samson just recently fought Warrior for the TV Title, and fought his partner earlier tonight. Can these two really put their differences aside for the greater good?

Their opponents...
First, weighing in at 375 pounds...
The FCW Intercontinental Champion...

Explosion

Kevin Cole: Here comes the brand new Intercontinental Champion, to a chorus of boos from the crowd.

His partner...
Weighing in at 273 pounds...

"Big" Tex

Nik Cain: Oh well. Explosion better be happy with that IC strap cuz with Tex as a partner, I don’t see him getting too far here tonight.

They lock up.
Samson punches Explosion.
Samson punches Explosion.
Samson executes a clothesline on Explosion.
Samson is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.
Samson executes a legdrop on Explosion.
Explosion takes Samson down with a ropeburn.
Explosion goes for a choke slam, but Samson counters it with a kick to the midsection.
Samson gives him a superkick, but Explosion only stares at him.
Samson throws Explosion out of the ring.
Samson goes through the ropes.
Dream Warrior comes over to make it two-on-one.

Nik Cain: This match has broken down to a brawl on the outside pretty early.

Dream Warrior gives him a lariat, but Explosion doesn't budge.
Samson goes for a dragon suplex, but Explosion ducks out of the way.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 1.
Tex comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 2.
Explosion whips Samson into the guardrail.
Tex comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tex takes Samson down with a bodyslam.
Explosion executes a diving shoulderblock on Samson.
Dream Warrior comes over, but gets cut off.
Tex executes a bodyslam on Samson.
Explosion sets up a table.
Explosion goes for a fisherman suplex, but Samson counters it with a small package.
Samson knocks Explosion into the ringpost.
Samson is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Dream Warrior comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tex comes over and lays out Dream Warrior.
Explosion and Tex hit Samson with a double vertical suplex.
Explosion whips Samson into the guardrail.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 3.
Tex comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dream Warrior comes over and lays out Tex.
Dream Warrior gives him a lariat, but Explosion doesn't even care.

Kevin Cole: Warrior barely even phasing the Intercontinental Champion!

Tex goes for a vertical suplex, but Samson reverses it.
Samson is handed a stapler.
Samson hits him with the stapler.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Samson.
Samson hits him with a stapler.
They're brawling inside the ring area.

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord! Samson just put two staples in Tex’s head!

Explosion goes for a running power bomb, but Samson counters it with a small package.
Explosion is busted wide open.
Samson sets up Explosion on the table.
Samson executes a DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 4.
Samson sets up a table.
Samson hits a superkick on Explosion.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 5.
Samson knocks Explosion into the ringsteps.
Samson hits Explosion with a legdrop.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 6.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 7.
Dream Warrior comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tex comes over and lays out Dream Warrior.
Tex goes for a bodyslam, but Samson counters it with a small package.
Samson and Dream Warrior hit Explosion with a double jumping DDT.
Dream Warrior hits Explosion with the Doctor Bomb.

Nik Cain: All four men continue to brawl on the outside. I think Samson and Explosion are the legal men. They might want to consider getting back in the ring.

Samson gives him a flying legdrop, but Explosion only stares at him.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Explosion.
Tex comes over and lays out Dream Warrior.
Explosion goes for a choke slam, but Samson counters it with an elbowsmash.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 8.
Samson goes for a senton, but Explosion rolls out of the way.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 9.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 10.
The verdict: A DOUBLE COUNTOUT !

Kevin Cole: Both teams have been counted out!

Nik Cain: There are no DQs in the Lethal Lottery but there are countouts. The four men are still brawling even after the bell. But instead of a tag match, its turned into every man for himself with Warrior and Samson going at it, as well as Explosion pounding on Tex. Luckily, the brawl seems to be headed to the back, so we can continue with the next match.

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by his own body odor...
Weighing in at 158 pounds...

Jason Schultz

Nik Cain: Oh man, pity the poor shmuck that got teamed up with this perennial loser.

His partner...
Led to the ring by Rose Morris and Alex DiGiacomo...
Weighing in at 249 pounds...

"Made From the Best Stuff on Earth" Shawn Michaels

Kevin Cole: It’s Shawn Michaels!

Nik Cain: For his sake, I hope Michaels is up for a handicap match, cuz Schultz is about as big a handicap as you’re gonna get here.

Their opponents...
First, led to the ring by Susan Blake...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...

"The Dark Angel" Deathwish

Kevin Cole: Here comes former Television Champion Deathwish!

His partner...
Weighing in at 100 pounds...

Quackman

Kevin Cole: And he will be teaming with Quackman!

Nik Cain: Well, Quacks may be much better than Schultz, he is still bad enough to level the playing field a bit. Of course, Quacks does have the advantage of knowing Michaels better than just about anyone. That knowledge could be a difference maker.

Jason Schultz attacks Quackman before the bell.
Jason Schultz runs into the ropes.
Quackman misses with an elbow.
Quackman misses with a kick.
Quackman takes Jason Schultz down with a dropkick to the knee.
Quackman punches Jason Schultz.
Quackman kicks Jason Schultz.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Quackman.
Quackman punches Jason Schultz.
Jason Schultz punches Quackman.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Jason Schultz.
Jason Schultz hits Quackman.
Jason Schultz is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Quackman punches Jason Schultz.
Quackman leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Quackman sets up the chair.
Quackman nails Jason Schultz with a brain buster onto the chair.
Quackman is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck.
Quackman is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Nik Cain: Schultz attacked Quacks before the bell and is still getting his ass handed to him.

Harry Buttcheek removes the chair from the ring.
Quackman whips Jason Schultz into the ropes.
Quackman executes a back heel kick on Jason Schultz.
Quackman goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Jason Schultz blocks it.
Jason Schultz runs into the ropes.
Jason Schultz uses a palm blow on Quackman.
Jason Schultz runs into the ropes.
Jason Schultz hits Quackman with a shoulderblock.
Jason Schultz puts Quackman in an abdominal stretch.
Quackman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Jason Schultz whips Quackman into the ropes, but Quackman reverses it.
Quackman hits Jason Schultz with a shoulderblock.
Quackman whips Jason Schultz into the turnbuckle, but Jason Schultz reverses it.
Jason Schultz charges into the corner.
Jason Schultz executes a knifehand chop on Quackman.
Jason Schultz tags out to Shawn Michaels.

Kevin Cole: Michaels is in! He and long time partner Quackman will go at it!

Shawn Michaels gives him a kneelift, but Quackman only stares at him.
Shawn Michaels whips Quackman into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels misses with a kick.
Quackman goes for a back heel kick, but Shawn Michaels counters it with a cradle suplex.
Shawn Michaels whips Quackman into the ropes, but Quackman reverses it.
Quackman hits Shawn Michaels with a kick.
Quackman goes for a DDT, but Shawn Michaels counters it with a backdrop.
Shawn Michaels hits a clothesline on Quackman.
Jason Schultz enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Shawn Michaels and Jason Schultz whip Quackman into the ropes.
They hit Quackman with a double fist to the midsection.
Jason Schultz leaves the ring.
Shawn Michaels takes Quackman down with a forearm smash.
Shawn Michaels whips Quackman into the ropes.
Quackman hits Shawn Michaels with a kick.
Quackman leaves the ring.
He returns with the Razor scooter.

Kevin Cole: Quackman just reached into the stands and took some kid’s scooter!

Nik Cain: Stupid kid. That’s what he gets for bringing that piece of shit here.

Quackman takes a swing at Shawn Michaels with the Razor scooter, but he gets out of the way.
Shawn Michaels snatches the Razor scooter from him.
Shawn Michaels takes a swing at Quackman with the Razor scooter, but he gets out of the way.
Quackman snatches the Razor scooter from him.
Quackman hits him with the Razor scooter.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Quackman.
Quackman takes Shawn Michaels down with a flying bodypress.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Quackman complains about a slow count.
Quackman throws Shawn Michaels out of the ring.
Harry Buttcheek counts: one, Shawn Michaels reenters the ring.
Quackman tags out to Deathwish.

Kevin Cole: And Deathwish is in for the first time in this match!

Jason Schultz enters the ring and throws Quackman out of the ring.
Jason Schultz takes Deathwish down with a butterfly suplex.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Jason Schultz and a few others cheering him.
Shawn Michaels uses a flying fistdrop on Deathwish.
Shawn Michaels is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Jason Schultz leaves the ring.
Shawn Michaels uses an inverted atomic drop on Deathwish.
Shawn Michaels hits Deathwish with a hiptoss.
Shawn Michaels does a crotch chop and yells "SUCK IT!".
Shawn Michaels is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Shawn Michaels uses an inverted atomic drop on Deathwish.
Shawn Michaels nails Deathwish with a hiptoss.
Shawn Michaels runs into the ropes.
Deathwish uses an enzuigiri on Shawn Michaels.
Deathwish climbs to the middle rope and yells at the crowd.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Deathwish.
Deathwish locks Shawn Michaels in a crossleg suspended deathlock.
Shawn Michaels breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Shawn Michaels whips Deathwish into the ropes, but Deathwish reverses it.
Deathwish hits Shawn Michaels with a superkick.
Deathwish leaves the ring.
He returns with brass knuckles.
Deathwish hits him with the knuckles.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Deathwish.
Shawn Michaels is busted wide open.
Deathwish hits him with brass knuckles.

Kevin Cole: Michaels has been made a bloody mess by those brass knuckles!

Deathwish nails Shawn Michaels with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Deathwish.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Deathwish whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels hits Deathwish with a kick.
Shawn Michaels is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shawn Michaels whips Deathwish into the ropes, but Deathwish reverses it.
Shawn Michaels goes for a clothesline, but Deathwish counters it with a crucifix.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Deathwish hits Shawn Michaels with an overhead release suplex.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Deathwish uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Shawn Michaels.
Deathwish is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Kevin Cole: Deathwish is just systematically taking Michaels apart!

Deathwish catches Shawn Michaels in a bow-and-arrow Dragon Sleeper.
Shawn Michaels reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Quackman enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Deathwish and Quackman hit Shawn Michaels with a double DDT.
Deathwish and Quackman hit Shawn Michaels with a double DDT.
Quackman leaves the ring.

Nik Cain: Michaels is moving into his brand new home of the corner of Dream Street and Knocked the Fuck Out Boulevard right about now.

Deathwish goes for the Liger Bomb, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.
Shawn Michaels goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Deathwish blocks it.
Deathwish hits a power bomb into a bridge on Shawn Michaels.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Deathwish throws Shawn Michaels out of the ring.
Deathwish jumps onto him with sunset flip into power bomb.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Deathwish.
Deathwish reenters the ring.
Shawn Michaels follows him back in.
Deathwish executes a vertical facebuster on Shawn Michaels.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, Rose Morris puts Shawn Michaels's foot on the rope.

Kevin Cole: Morris saves Michaels!

Deathwish executes the Shooting Star on Shawn Michaels.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.
Deathwish is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

The winners are Deathwish and Quackman. Time of match: 0:05:48

Nik Cain: Not that time. The Shooting Star puts Michaels away. Wish and Quacks advance.

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Weighing in at 231 pounds...

The Great Milenko

His partner...
Weighing in at 125 pounds...

Fire

Nik Cain: Looks like it’ll be Milenko and Fire on a team. Fire lacks size and Milenko lacks experience. Don’t see them getting too far.

Their opponents...
First, led to the ring by Zoe Burgess...
Weighing in at 338 pounds...

"The Racist Bastard" Dan Sexton

Kevin Cole: And one of their opponents is one half of the new Tag Team Champions, Dan Sexton!

Nik Cain: Fire almost beat Sexton a few weeks back. Let’s see how she fairs here tonight.

His partner...
Weighing in at 225 pounds...

"The eND Bringer" Oblivion

Kevin Cole: And Sexton will be teaming with Oblivion!

Nik Cain: Oblivion has had his fair share of run ins with the LoS but have never had any real problems with Sexton. If they can manage to work together, this could be a formidable team.

They lock up.
Oblivion kicks The Great Milenko.
Oblivion chops The Great Milenko.
A small "Oblivion" chant is being started.
Oblivion hits The Great Milenko.
Oblivion executes the Spin Doctor on The Great Milenko.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Oblivion hits The Great Milenko with an ax kick.
Oblivion executes a snap suplex on The Great Milenko.

Kevin Cole: Oblivion in control early.

Oblivion whips The Great Milenko into the ropes, but The Great Milenko reverses it.
Oblivion hits The Great Milenko with a clothesline.
Oblivion nails The Great Milenko with a double arm DDT.
The crowd is really behind Oblivion.
Oblivion goes for the eND, but The Great Milenko counters it with a backdrop.
The crowd is starting to get behind The Great Milenko.
The Great Milenko tags out to Fire.
Fire and The Great Milenko whip Oblivion into the ropes.
They hit Oblivion with a double clothesline.
Dan Sexton enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Fire and The Great Milenko whip Oblivion into the ropes.
They hit Oblivion with a double clothesline.
Fire and The Great Milenko whip Oblivion into the ropes.
They hit Oblivion with a double clothesline.
Dan Sexton gets back up and lays out The Great Milenko.
Oblivion and Dan Sexton hit Fire with a double inverted DDT.

Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness! The back of Fire’s head was almost driven through the mat!

Dan Sexton leaves the ring.
Oblivion goes for a German suplex, but Fire counters it with an elbowsmash.
Fire hits Oblivion.
Fire punches Oblivion.
Fire is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Fire executes a Cradle DDT on Oblivion.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Fire goes for a bulldog, but Oblivion throws her off.
Oblivion tags out to Dan Sexton.
The Great Milenko enters the ring and lays out Oblivion.
A small "The Great Milenko" chant is being started.
The Great Milenko leaves the ring.
Fire takes Dan Sexton down with a knifehand chop.
Fire uses an enzuigiri on Dan Sexton.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Fire hits a tornado DDT on Dan Sexton.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Fire nails Dan Sexton with a flying bulldog.
Fire goes for a frog splash, but Dan Sexton gets his knees up.
Dan Sexton hits Fire with a backspin DDT.
Dan Sexton takes Fire down with a heart punch.
Dan Sexton takes Fire down with a crucifix power bomb.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Dan Sexton complains about a slow count.

Nik Cain: Fire is holding her own, but Sexton is too big and too strong.

Dan Sexton whips Fire into the ropes, but Fire reverses it.
Fire hits Dan Sexton with an elbow.
Fire goes for hurracanrana, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Dan Sexton goes for an arm bite, but Fire blocks it.
Fire chops Dan Sexton.
Fire hits Dan Sexton.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Dan Sexton kicks Fire.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton punches Fire.
A small "Dan Sexton" chant is being started.
Dan Sexton locks Fire in a guillotine choke.
Fire breaks the hold after 18 seconds.
Fire tags out to The Great Milenko.

Kevin Cole: Fire makes the much-needed tag!

Fire goes for a series of kicks, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Fire rolls out of the ring.
Dan Sexton hits a forearm smash on The Great Milenko.
Dan Sexton runs into the ropes.
Dan Sexton hits The Great Milenko with headbutt to the groin.
The crowd is cheering on Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton locks The Great Milenko in a guillotine choke.
The Great Milenko tries to escape the hold.

Kevin Cole: Sexton is simply choking the life out of Milenko, just like he was doing to Fire!

Nik Cain: Sexton would like nothing more than to recapture the World Title for the LoS and he ain’t about to let some chick and some rookie stand in his way.

The Great Milenko breaks the hold after 32 seconds.
The Great Milenko throws Dan Sexton out of the ring.
Robert Loggia counts: one, two, three, Dan Sexton reenters the ring.
The Great Milenko throws Dan Sexton out of the ring.
Robert Loggia counts: one, two, three, four, Dan Sexton reenters the ring.
The Great Milenko tags out to Fire.
Fire and The Great Milenko whip Dan Sexton into the ropes.
Fire and The Great Milenko hit Dan Sexton with a double bodyslam.
The Great Milenko leaves the ring.
Fire leaves the ring.
She returns with a chair.
Fire sets up the chair.
Fire goes for falling reverse DDT, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Dan Sexton punches Fire.
Dan Sexton punches Fire.
The crowd is really behind Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton hits muay thai leg kick on Fire.
Dan Sexton goes for a bridging back suplex, but Fire counters it with a facerake
Fire kicks Dan Sexton.
Fire kicks Dan Sexton.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Fire hits Dan Sexton.
Fire is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Dan Sexton hits Fire.
Fire punches Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton hits Fire.
The crowd is going crazy.
Fire kicks Dan Sexton.
Fire is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Fire punches Dan Sexton.
A fan at ringside badmouths Fire.
Dan Sexton punches Fire.
The crowd is behind Dan Sexton all the way.
Dan Sexton kicks Fire.
Dan Sexton tags out to Oblivion.
Oblivion and Dan Sexton hit Fire with a double inverted DDT.
Oblivion and Dan Sexton whip Fire into the ropes.
Oblivion and Dan Sexton hit Fire with a double inverted DDT.

Kevin Cole: Two more double inverted DDTs! Fire is barely conscious!

Nik Cain: Oblivion and Sexton are showing arguably the best team work of any team so far, with the possible exception of Master Chuin and Sebastian Cage.

Dan Sexton takes Fire down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The chants for Dan Sexton are deafening.
Oblivion goes for a flying legdrop, but Fire rolls out of the way.
Dan Sexton leaves the ring.
Fire executes falling reverse DDT on Oblivion.
Fire whips Oblivion into the ropes.
Oblivion hits Fire with a shoulderblock.
Oblivion tags out to Dan Sexton.
The Great Milenko enters the ring and throws Oblivion out of the ring.
Fire and The Great Milenko whip Dan Sexton into the ropes.
They hit Dan Sexton with a double elbowsmash.
The Great Milenko leaves the ring.
Fire whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
Dan Sexton hits Fire with a kick.
Dan Sexton goes for a backspin DDT, but Fire blocks it.
Fire uses a tornado DDT on Dan Sexton.
A fan at ringside badmouths Fire.
Fire executes a Cradle DDT on Dan Sexton.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Great Milenko enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Oblivion enters the ring and throws The Great Milenko out of the ring.
Oblivion leaves the ring.
Dan Sexton hits Fire with a shoulder lift into a flapjack.
Dan Sexton takes Fire down with a fisherman suplex.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Kevin Cole: How was Fire even able to get her shoulder up?

Dan Sexton takes Fire down with an earringer.
Dan Sexton whips Fire into the ropes.
Dan Sexton locks Fire in an airplane spin.
Fire is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Fire breaks the hold after 12 seconds.
Fire tags out to The Great Milenko.
Oblivion enters the ring and lays out Fire.
The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.
Dan Sexton and Oblivion whip The Great Milenko into the ropes.
They attempt to hit The Great Milenko with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
The Great Milenko hits them with a double clothesline.
The crowd is cheering on The Great Milenko.
Oblivion leaves the ring.
The Great Milenko whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
The Great Milenko misses with a kick.
The Great Milenko hits a koppo kick on Dan Sexton.
The Great Milenko nails Dan Sexton with a koppo kick.
The Great Milenko uses a koppo kick on Dan Sexton.
The crowd is cheering on The Great Milenko.

Kevin Cole: Milenko is simply kicking Sexton senseless!

Nik Cain: And this crowd seems pretty happy with that.

Fire enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Fire goes for falling reverse DDT, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Fire rolls out of the ring.
Dan Sexton hits the Diamond Cutter on The Great Milenko.
The crowd is behind Dan Sexton all the way.
Dan Sexton uses a bodydriver on The Great Milenko.
Dan Sexton executes a crucifix power bomb on The Great Milenko.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Dan Sexton locks The Great Milenko in an airplane spin.
The Great Milenko tries to fight the pain.
The Great Milenko is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Dan Sexton lets go after 19 seconds.
Dan Sexton nails The Great Milenko with a T-Bone Suplex.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The Great Milenko takes the long kendo stick and uses it on him.
He goes for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Kevin Cole: Milenko just cracked that kendo stick over Sexton’s head! Luckily for him he was near the ropes.

The Great Milenko whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
The Great Milenko nails Dan Sexton with a spinning thrust kick.
The crowd is really behind The Great Milenko.
Fire enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Great Milenko and Fire whip Dan Sexton into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Dan Sexton with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline.
Fire leaves the ring.
Dan Sexton whips The Great Milenko into the turnbuckle, but The Great Milenko reverses it.
The Great Milenko charges into the corner.
The Great Milenko goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Dan Sexton uses an inverted DDT on The Great Milenko.
Dan Sexton gives the sign for the Racial Purification.
Dan Sexton executes the Racial Purification on The Great Milenko.
The crowd erupts.
Dan Sexton goes for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Kevin Cole: Kick out! Kick out! Milenko kicked out after the Racial Purification!

Nik Cain: Sexton may have just gained a little respect for the rookie. Not likely, knowing Sexton, but possible.

Dan Sexton gets an airplane spin on The Great Milenko.
The Great Milenko tries to fight the pain.
The Great Milenko breaks the hold after 32 seconds.
The Great Milenko hits a spinwheel kick to the back of the head on Dan Sexton.
The crowd is really behind The Great Milenko.
The Great Milenko whips Dan Sexton into the turnbuckle.
The Great Milenko runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Robert Loggia removes the chair from the ring.
The Great Milenko executes a series of kicks to the head on Dan Sexton.
The crowd is really behind The Great Milenko.
The Great Milenko whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
Dan Sexton hits The Great Milenko with a clothesline.
The Great Milenko falls out of the ring.
Robert Loggia counts: one, two, three, The Great Milenko reenters the ring.
Dan Sexton takes The Great Milenko down with a kneeling headbutt.
Dan Sexton takes The Great Milenko down with a shoulder lift into a flapjack.
Dan Sexton nails The Great Milenko with a forearm smash.
Dan Sexton goes for a powerslam, but The Great Milenko counters it with a lariat.
The Great Milenko executes a Russian legsweep on Dan Sexton.
The Great Milenko throws Dan Sexton out of the ring.
The Great Milenko goes through the ropes.
The crowd is really behind The Great Milenko.
The Great Milenko knocks Dan Sexton into the ringpost.
The crowd is really behind The Great Milenko.

Kevin Cole: Milenko and Sexton brawling on the outside.

Nik Cain: Taking this match outside may be a mistake by Milenko. Sexton is well versed in hardcore wrestling matches.

The Great Milenko whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail.
Robert Loggia counts: 1.
The Great Milenko knocks Dan Sexton into the ringsteps. Fire comes over to make it two-on-one.
Oblivion comes over and lays out Fire.
There are lots of chants for Oblivion. Oblivion sets up the chair.
Oblivion hits a backspin DDT onto the chair on The Great Milenko.
Oblivion comes over to make it two-on-one. The Great Milenko reenters the ring.
Dan Sexton follows him back in.
The Great Milenko goes for the Swinging DDT, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Dan Sexton tags out to Oblivion.
Dan Sexton leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Dan Sexton sets up the chair.
Dan Sexton goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Great Milenko counters it with a facerake.
Dan Sexton rolls out of the ring.
The Great Milenko executes a tiger driver on Oblivion.
Robert Loggia counts: One, shoulder up.
The Great Milenko attempts to place Oblivion on the turnbuckle, but Oblivion blocks it.
The Great Milenko whips Oblivion into the ropes.
The Great Milenko hits Oblivion with a shoulderblock.
The Great Milenko goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but Oblivion counters it with a small package.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Kevin Cole: A heads up counter by Oblivion almost gets his team the win!

Oblivion chops The Great Milenko.
The Great Milenko punches Oblivion.
The crowd is really behind The Great Milenko.
The Great Milenko punches Oblivion.
The Great Milenko tags out to Fire.
Fire and The Great Milenko whip Oblivion into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Oblivion with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash.
The Great Milenko leaves the ring.
Oblivion runs into the ropes.
Oblivion hits Fire with an elbow.
Oblivion executes the eND on Fire.

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness! Oblivion just folded Fire in half!

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, The Great Milenko doesn't make it in time... three.
The crowd is really behind Oblivion.

The winners are Dan Sexton and Oblivion. Time of match: 0:15:37

Nik Cain: Sexton and Oblivion advance, which means Sexton and fellow LoS member Deathwish will be on opposite sides of the ring in round two.

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Weighing in at 195 pounds...

Young Gotti

Kevin Cole: Here comes the other half of the Goodfellas, Young Gotti.

His partner...
Led to the ring by Rhapsody...
Weighing in at 550 pounds...

Comedy

Kevin Cole: And he will be teaming with Comedy!

Nik Cain: Very interesting indeed. Gotti pinned Tragedy to eliminate the Thespains from the three-way title match, costing them their Tag Titles. Can Comedy overlook this in order to get a shot at the World Title?

Their opponents...
First, weighing in at 469 pounds...

Masked Fat Guy #3

Kevin Cole: Looks like one of President Crawford’s bodyguards is competing here tonight.

Nik Cain: That would be Masked Fat Guy #3, I believe.

His partner...
Weighing in at 192 pounds...

Tragedy

Kevin Cole: It’s Tragedy! Tragedy and Comedy on opposing sides!

Nik Cain: Now this really is interesting. I’m not sure but this could be the first time these two have ever been on opposing sides in a tag team match. And, remember, Gotti pinned Tragedy in that triple threat match earlier. Things could get very interesting here in a moment.

They lock up.
Masked Fat Guy #3 takes Young Gotti down with a facerake.
Masked Fat Guy #3 goes for the Stinger Splash, but Young Gotti side-steps and Masked Fat Guy #3 only hits air.
Young Gotti is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Comedy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Young Gotti and Comedy whip Masked Fat Guy #3 into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Masked Fat Guy #3 with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
Masked Fat Guy #3 hits them with a double clothesline.
Comedy leaves the ring.
Masked Fat Guy #3 executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Young Gotti.

Kevin Cole: What a belly-to-belly suplex!

Nik Cain: Well poor Gotti is outweighed by about 300 pounds.

Masked Fat Guy #3 hits Young Gotti with a stomp.
Masked Fat Guy #3 goes for a full nelson, but Young Gotti blocks it.
Young Gotti takes Masked Fat Guy #3 down with a clothesline.
Young Gotti hits a springboard bulldog on Masked Fat Guy #3.
A small "Young Gotti" chant is being started.
Young Gotti tags out to Comedy.

Nik Cain: Scary fact, Comedy and MFG #3 combine to weigh over half a ton.

Comedy and Young Gotti whip Masked Fat Guy #3 into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Masked Fat Guy #3 with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
Masked Fat Guy #3 hits them with a double clothesline.
Young Gotti leaves the ring.
Masked Fat Guy #3 uses a series of forearm smashes on Comedy.
A small "Masked Fat Guy #3" chant is being started.
Masked Fat Guy #3 tags out to Tragedy.
Tragedy and Masked Fat Guy #3 whip Comedy into the ropes.
They hit Comedy with a double fist to the midsection.
Masked Fat Guy #3 leaves the ring.

Kevin Cole: And now it’s Comedy versus Tragedy! This is history in the making!

Tragedy goes for a knee to the groin, but Comedy blocks it.
Comedy whips Tragedy into the ropes.
Tragedy misses with a clothesline.
Tragedy hits Comedy with a kick.
Tragedy uses a European uppercut on Comedy.
Tragedy whips Comedy into the turnbuckle, but Comedy reverses it.
Comedy tags out to Young Gotti.

Nik Cain: Now I remember why history class was so boring.

Comedy hits Tragedy with a back suplex.
Young Gotti hits Tragedy with a frog splash.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Masked Fat Guy #3 enters the ring and throws Comedy out of the ring.
Masked Fat Guy #3 hits a short clothesline on Young Gotti.
Tragedy takes Young Gotti down with a back suplex.
Masked Fat Guy #3 leaves the ring.
Tragedy takes Young Gotti down with a kick to the groin.
Tragedy tags out to Masked Fat Guy #3.
Masked Fat Guy #3 and Tragedy whip Young Gotti into the ropes.
They hit Young Gotti with a double kick to the midsection.
Tragedy leaves the ring.
Masked Fat Guy #3 executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Young Gotti.
A small "Masked Fat Guy #3" chant is being started.

Nik Cain: I gotta say Tragedy and MFG #3 are working together much better than Comedy and Gotti. Of course, that may have something to do with Comedy and Gotti sorta hating each other.

Masked Fat Guy #3 throws Young Gotti out of the ring.
Masked Fat Guy #3 goes through the ropes.
Masked Fat Guy #3 hits a back elbow on Young Gotti.
Dick Palmer counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dick Palmer counts: 2.
Masked Fat Guy #3 executes a fallaway slam on Young Gotti.
Masked Fat Guy #3 knocks Young Gotti into the ringsteps.
Tragedy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dick Palmer counts: 3.
Tragedy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Comedy comes over, but gets cut off.
Comedy gets back up and lays out Tragedy.
Young Gotti whips Masked Fat Guy #3 into the guardrail.
Comedy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tragedy comes over and lays out Comedy.
The crowd is booing Tragedy.

Nik Cain: Sounds like these fans like Comedy better. Well, I don’t care what they think; Tragedy is much cooler in my book.

Dick Palmer counts: 4.
Masked Fat Guy #3 knocks Young Gotti into the ringsteps.
Tragedy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Comedy comes over and lays out Tragedy.
Young Gotti and Comedy hit Masked Fat Guy #3 with a double elbowdrop.
Comedy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Young Gotti and Comedy hit Masked Fat Guy #3 with a double elbowdrop.
Young Gotti whips Masked Fat Guy #3 into the guardrail.
Young Gotti goes for a punch, but Masked Fat Guy #3 blocks it.
Tragedy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Comedy comes over, but gets cut off.
Masked Fat Guy #3 and Tragedy hit Young Gotti with a double DDT.
Dick Palmer counts: 5.
Masked Fat Guy #3 reenters the ring.
Young Gotti follows him back in.
Masked Fat Guy #3 goes for a punch to the midsection, but Young Gotti blocks it.
Young Gotti takes Masked Fat Guy #3 down with the Diamond Cutter.
The crowd is starting to get behind Young Gotti.

Kevin Cole: Nice move by Gotti.

Young Gotti throws Masked Fat Guy #3 out of the ring.
Young Gotti goes through the ropes.
Young Gotti throws Masked Fat Guy #3 back into the ring.
Young Gotti brings the table into the ring.
Masked Fat Guy #3 hits Young Gotti with a shoulder breaker.
Masked Fat Guy #3 is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Masked Fat Guy #3 tags out to Tragedy.
Masked Fat Guy #3 takes Young Gotti down with a shoulder breaker.
Masked Fat Guy #3 is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tragedy hits a flying cross body press on Young Gotti.
Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.
Masked Fat Guy #3 leaves the ring.
Tragedy leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Tragedy runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Tragedy goes for a floatover DDT, but Young Gotti throws him off.
Young Gotti runs into the ropes.
Young Gotti misses with a shoulderblock.
Young Gotti hits Tragedy with a kick.
Young Gotti locks Tragedy in an Indian deathlock.
Tragedy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Young Gotti runs into the ropes.
Young Gotti hits Tragedy with a shoulderblock.
Young Gotti is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.
Young Gotti throws Tragedy out of the ring.
Young Gotti goes for a corkscrew plancha, but Tragedy moves out of the way.

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!

Nik Cain: That mistake really cost Gotti.

Tragedy whips Young Gotti into the guardrail.
Dick Palmer counts: 1.
Tragedy knocks Young Gotti into the ringpost.
Tragedy uses a kick to the groin on Young Gotti.
Dick Palmer counts: 2.
Masked Fat Guy #3 comes over to make it two-on-one.
Comedy comes over, but gets cut off.
Masked Fat Guy #3 nails Young Gotti with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Tragedy hits Young Gotti with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Tragedy whips Young Gotti into the guardrail.
Tragedy throws Young Gotti back into the ring.
Tragedy brings the table into the ring.
Young Gotti sets up Tragedy on the table.
Young Gotti tries to drive Tragedy through the table with a piledriver, but he blocks it.
Tragedy takes Young Gotti down with a missile dropkick.
Tragedy hits Young Gotti with a running somersault legdrop.
Tragedy is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Tragedy takes Young Gotti down with a spinning backbreaker.
Tragedy is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

Nik Cain: Tragedy is in firm control of Gotti.

Tragedy executes the Final Curtain on Young Gotti.
Tragedy further incites the crowd.
Tragedy goes for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, Comedy makes the save.

Kevin Cole: Amazing! Comedy breaks up the pin after Tragedy hit the Final Curtain!

Tragedy catches Young Gotti in a buzzkiller.
Young Gotti breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Young Gotti hits Tragedy.
Tragedy punches Young Gotti.
Tragedy is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Young Gotti kicks Tragedy.
The crowd is starting to get behind Young Gotti.
Tragedy kicks Young Gotti.
Tragedy punches Young Gotti.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Young Gotti hits Tragedy.
The crowd is starting to get behind Young Gotti.
Tragedy hits Young Gotti.
Tragedy whips Young Gotti into the ropes, but Young Gotti reverses it.
Tragedy hits Young Gotti with a shoulderblock.
Tragedy hits Young Gotti with a moonsault.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

The winners are Masked Fat Guy #3 and Tragedy. Time of match: 0:08:10

Nik Cain: Comedy could not make the save that time. Tragedy took Gotti to school and he and Masked Fat Guy #3 advance to round two.

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Rose Morris...
Weighing in at 360 pounds...

Isaac Bacitt

Kevin Cole: Here comes Isaac Bacitt!

Nik Cain: No doubt Bacitt would have liked to take the title off of Most Holy. But I’m sure just wearing the belt would please him greatly.

His partner...
Led to the ring by Mr. America...
Weighing in at 364 pounds...

Vengeance

Kevin Cole: And Bacitt’s partner is Vengeance!

Nik Cain: These are two big, dangerous men. This team will be tough to beat.

Their opponents...
First, weighing in at 216 pounds...

Vegan Warrior

Nik Cain: Dammit, it’s dark out. How did this bitch get his solar car to run?

His partner...
Led to the ring by Susan Blake...
Weighing in at 360 pounds...

"Big" Skull Ganz

Kevin Cole: Here comes Skull Ganz and he does not look happy.

Nik Cain: Can you blame him?

They lock up.
Isaac Bacitt chops Skull Ganz.
Skull Ganz chops Isaac Bacitt.
Skull Ganz hits Isaac Bacitt.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Skull Ganz.
Skull Ganz hits Isaac Bacitt.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Skull Ganz.

Nik Cain: Ganz and Bacitt obviously did not get enough of each other earlier tonight.

Isaac Bacitt punches Skull Ganz.
Vengeance enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Vegan Warrior enters the ring and throws Vengeance out of the ring.
The crowd is starting to get behind Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior leaves the ring.
Skull Ganz goes for an elbow to the midsection, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it.
Isaac Bacitt goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Skull Ganz blocks it.
Skull Ganz hits a kneelift on Isaac Bacitt.
Skull Ganz runs into the ropes.
Isaac Bacitt misses with a clothesline.
Skull Ganz hits Isaac Bacitt with a clothesline.
Skull Ganz yells " Get to your feet punk".
A few fans are booing Skull Ganz, while a few others are cheering him.
Skull Ganz hits Isaac Bacitt with a big boot to the face.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Skull Ganz.
Isaac Bacitt begs off.
Skull Ganz hits Isaac Bacitt with a clothesline from the top rope.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Nik Cain: Ganz knows he is basically alone in this thing and is really turning it up a notch.

Skull Ganz whips Isaac Bacitt into the ropes.
Isaac Bacitt goes for a flying lariat, but Skull Ganz ducks out of the way.
Skull Ganz goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it.
Isaac Bacitt goes for a flying forearm, but Skull Ganz ducks out of the way.
Skull Ganz executes a powerslam on Isaac Bacitt.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Skull Ganz yells " Get to your feet punk".
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Skull Ganz.
Skull Ganz tags out to Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior and Skull Ganz whip Isaac Bacitt into the ropes.
They hit Isaac Bacitt with a double clothesline.
Skull Ganz leaves the ring.
Vegan Warrior hits an enzuigiri on Isaac Bacitt.
A small "Vegan Warrior" chant is being started.

Nik Cain: I can’t be hearing what I think I’m hearing.

Vegan Warrior goes for the Soy Bomb, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it.
Vegan Warrior tags out to Skull Ganz.
Vengeance enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Skull Ganz and Vegan Warrior whip Isaac Bacitt into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Isaac Bacitt with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
Isaac Bacitt hits them with a double clothesline.
Vegan Warrior leaves the ring.
Isaac Bacitt whips Skull Ganz into the ropes.
Skull Ganz misses with a clothesline.
Skull Ganz hits Isaac Bacitt with a clothesline.
Skull Ganz tags out to Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior and Skull Ganz whip Isaac Bacitt into the ropes.
They hit Isaac Bacitt with a double backdrop.
Skull Ganz leaves the ring.
Vegan Warrior throws Isaac Bacitt out of the ring.
Vegan Warrior goes through the ropes.
Vegan Warrior whips Isaac Bacitt into the guardrail.
Jeff Davis counts: 1.
Rose Morris comes from behind and distracts Vegan Warrior.
Isaac Bacitt goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.
Vegan Warrior knocks Isaac Bacitt into the ringsteps.
A small "Vegan Warrior" chant is being started.
Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one.
Skull Ganz takes Isaac Bacitt down with an elbow to the midsection.
Vegan Warrior hits Isaac Bacitt with an enzuigiri.
Vegan Warrior knocks Isaac Bacitt into the ringpost.
A small "Vegan Warrior" chant is being started.

Nik Cain: I can’t believe it. Vegan Warrior is holding his own against Isaac Bacitt, and the crowd is loving his sorry ass for it.

Vegan Warrior whips Isaac Bacitt into the guardrail.
Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one.
Skull Ganz hits a clothesline on Isaac Bacitt.
Vegan Warrior takes Isaac Bacitt down with a top-rope splash.
Vegan Warrior and Skull Ganz hit Isaac Bacitt with a double flying axhandle.
Vengeance comes over and lays out Skull Ganz.
Isaac Bacitt is handed the chair.
Isaac Bacitt hits him with the chair.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Vegan Warrior is busted wide open.

Kevin Cole: And Bacitt has just busted Vegan Warrior open with that steel chair!

Isaac Bacitt whips Vegan Warrior into the guardrail.
Isaac Bacitt hits a fistdrop on Vegan Warrior.
Isaac Bacitt knocks Vegan Warrior into the ringsteps.
Vengeance comes over to make it two-on-one.
Isaac Bacitt and Vengeance hit Vegan Warrior with a double power bomb.

Kevin Cole: What a double power bomb!

Skull Ganz comes over and lays out Vengeance.
Vegan Warrior whips Isaac Bacitt into the guardrail.
Jeff Davis counts: 2.
Vegan Warrior hits a floatover DDT on Isaac Bacitt.
Vegan Warrior executes a dropkick on Isaac Bacitt.
Jeff Davis counts: 3.
Vegan Warrior goes for a diving headbutt, but Isaac Bacitt rolls out of the way.
Vengeance comes over to make it two-on-one.
Rose Morris comes from behind and distracts Vegan Warrior.
Isaac Bacitt whips Vegan Warrior into the guardrail.
Isaac Bacitt hits a fallaway slam on Vegan Warrior.
Jeff Davis counts: 4.
Vengeance comes over to make it two-on-one.
Isaac Bacitt and Vengeance hit Vegan Warrior with a double power bomb.

Kevin Cole: Another double power bomb! Vegan Warrior might be broken in half!

Isaac Bacitt is handed the wonder bra.
Isaac Bacitt hits him with the wonder bra.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Isaac Bacitt whips Vegan Warrior into the guardrail.
Jeff Davis counts: 5.
Isaac Bacitt knocks Vegan Warrior into the ringsteps.
Vengeance comes over to make it two-on-one.
Vengeance executes a power bomb on Vegan Warrior.
Isaac Bacitt takes Vegan Warrior down with a flying bulldog.
Vengeance executes a Northern Lights bomb on Vegan Warrior.
Isaac Bacitt goes for a flying lariat, but Vegan Warrior ducks out of the way.
Vegan Warrior nails Isaac Bacitt with a series of knifehand chops.
Jeff Davis counts: 6.
Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one.
Skull Ganz goes for a clothesline, but Isaac Bacitt counters it with a Gorilla Press.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Vegan Warrior nails Isaac Bacitt with hurracanrana.
Vegan Warrior says "Meat is murder."
A few fans are cheering on Vegan Warrior.

Nik Cain: What an ass.

Vegan Warrior whips Isaac Bacitt into the guardrail.
Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one.
Skull Ganz goes for a clothesline, but Isaac Bacitt counters it with a Gorilla Press.
Isaac Bacitt hits him with the wonder bra.
Isaac Bacitt whips Vegan Warrior into the guardrail.
Jeff Davis counts: 7.
Rose Morris comes from behind, but Vegan Warrior nails Rose Morris.
Isaac Bacitt hits him with the wonder bra.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Vengeance comes over to make it two-on-one.
Skull Ganz comes over, but gets cut off.
Isaac Bacitt hits Vegan Warrior with a flying axhandle.
Vengeance comes over to make it two-on-one.
Isaac Bacitt and Vengeance hit Vegan Warrior with a double power bomb.
Isaac Bacitt and Vengeance hit Vegan Warrior with a double power bomb.

Kevin Cole: Vegan Warrior’s back may be broken!

Isaac Bacitt sets up a table.
Isaac Bacitt chokes him with the wonder bra.
Jeff Davis counts: 8.
Isaac Bacitt reenters the ring.
Vegan Warrior follows him back in.
Isaac Bacitt executes the Crippler on Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.

Nik Cain: Poor ring positioning by Bacitt was the difference maker that time. Vegan Warrior is finished.

Isaac Bacitt tags out to Vengeance.
Isaac Bacitt hits a flying lariat on Vegan Warrior.
Isaac Bacitt further incites the crowd.
Vengeance places Vegan Warrior on the turnbuckle.
Vengeance hits a top-rope power bomb on Vegan Warrior.
Vengeance is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Isaac Bacitt leaves the ring.
Vengeance goes for the Viagra Driver, but Vegan Warrior counters it with a hiptoss.
Vegan Warrior gives him hurracanrana, but Vengeance doesn't budge.
Isaac Bacitt enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Vengeance and Isaac Bacitt hit Vegan Warrior with a double power bomb.
Skull Ganz enters the ring and lays out Isaac Bacitt.
Skull Ganz is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Vegan Warrior and Skull Ganz hit Vengeance with a double power bomb.
Skull Ganz leaves the ring.
Vegan Warrior hits Vengeance with a kick to the shin.
Skull Ganz enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Skull Ganz goes for a choke slam, but Vengeance blocks it.
Skull Ganz rolls out of the ring.
Vegan Warrior takes the box of raisins and uses it on him.
He goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
A few fans are cheering on Vegan Warrior.

The winners are Vegan Warrior and Skull Ganz. Time of match: 0:08:31

Kevin Cole: I don’t believe what I just saw! Vengeance is out cold!

Nik Cain: I don’t know what was in that box of raisins but judging from the look on Ganz’s face, he knows. It looks like the LoS has outsmarted the opposition again. Ganz and the 215 pounds of dead weight he has for a partner advance to the next round.

Kevin Cole: Speaking of round two, it starts right now! The team of Bad Dreams and Jason Star gets set to square off with the team of Tom Tennant and Tony Montana!

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...
At a total combined weight of 503 pounds...

Jason Star and Bad Dreams

Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 450 pounds...

Tony Montana and "The Survivor" Tom Tennant

They lock up.
Tony Montana kicks Bad Dreams.
Tony Montana chops Bad Dreams.
A small "Tony Montana" chant is being started.
Tony Montana hits Bad Dreams.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Tony Montana.
Tony Montana whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Tony Montana uses a legsweep on Bad Dreams.
Tony Montana is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Tony Montana catches Bad Dreams in an armbar submission.
Bad Dreams tries to escape the hold.
Bad Dreams reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Tony Montana yells "Say hello to my little friend!"
A few fans are cheering on Tony Montana.

Kevin Cole: Montana starting off quick against Bad Dreams.

Tony Montana hits Bad Dreams with a flying clothesline.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Tony Montana.
Tony Montana yells "Say hello to my little friend!"
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Tony Montana.
Tony Montana uses flying headscissors on Bad Dreams.
Tony Montana runs into the ropes.
Bad Dreams uses neck-scissors on Tony Montana.
Bad Dreams hits a flying forearm on Tony Montana.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Bad Dreams goes for a flying dropkick, but Tony Montana counters it with a dropkick.
In turn, Bad Dreams counters it with a side step.
Bad Dreams tags out to Jason Star.
Jason Star and Bad Dreams hit Tony Montana with a double legsweep faceslam.

Nik Cain: Nice move by Dreams and Star, who are working fairly well together here tonight.

Jason Star and Bad Dreams whip Tony Montana into the ropes.
They hit Tony Montana with a double elbowsmash.
Bad Dreams leaves the ring.
Jason Star leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Jason Star takes the chair.
Jason Star executes an Asai moonsault with the chair on Tony Montana.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jason Star takes Tony Montana down with a slingshot clothesline.
Jason Star goes for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Tony Montana counters it with neck-scissors.
Tom Tennant enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Tony Montana and Tom Tennant whip Jason Star into the ropes.
They hit Jason Star with a double backdrop.
Tom Tennant leaves the ring.
Tony Montana goes for a springboard dropkick, but Jason Star side-steps and Tony Montana only hits air.
Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.
Bad Dreams enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams takes Tony Montana down with a leg lariat.
Jason Star goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Tony Montana blocks it.
Bad Dreams leaves the ring.
Tony Montana goes for a punch, but Jason Star reverses it.
Jason Star takes Tony Montana down with a clothesline.
Jason Star goes for a neck snap, but Tony Montana blocks it.
Tony Montana nails Jason Star with an enzuigiri.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Tony Montana.
Tony Montana goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Jason Star blocks it.
Jason Star punches Tony Montana.
The crowd is booing Jason Star.
Jason Star punches Tony Montana.
Jason Star hits Tony Montana.
Jason Star hits hurracanrana on Tony Montana.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Nik Cain: Star has the experience advantage on Montana by far. The kid has potential, but really seems outmatched in their by the veteran.

Jason Star goes for an armbar submission, but Tony Montana blocks it.
Tony Montana nails Jason Star with a dropkick.
Tony Montana hits Jason Star.
A small "Tony Montana" chant is being started.
Tony Montana hits Jason Star.
Tony Montana kicks Jason Star.
Tony Montana whips Jason Star into the ropes.
Tony Montana hits Jason Star with a bodyslam.
Tony Montana tags out to Tom Tennant.
Bad Dreams enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Tony Montana executes a clothesline on Jason Star.
Tom Tennant takes Jason Star down with a waistlock suplex.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Kevin Cole: Tennant is back in and all over Star!

Tony Montana leaves the ring.
Tom Tennant locks Jason Star in a scorpion deathlock.
Jason Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Tom Tennant hits a bodyslam on Jason Star.
Tom Tennant catches Jason Star in a half boston crab.
Jason Star is struggling to reach the ropes.
Jason Star is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tom Tennant lets go after 21 seconds.
Tom Tennant uses a spinning European uppercut on Jason Star.
Tom Tennant goes for the Survivor Death Drop, but Jason Star blocks it.

Kevin Cole: Tennant went for the Survivor Death Drop, but Star was able to block it!

Nik Cain: It’s a good thing for Star that he could. If Tennant had hit that, this would probably be over.

Tom Tennant executes a springboard rana on Jason Star.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant flairs his arms out in a cocky fashion.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tom Tennant.
Jason Star begs off.
Tom Tennant tags out to Tony Montana.
Tony Montana hits Jason Star with the Liger Bomb.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tony Montana uses rolling clothesline on Jason Star.
Tony Montana is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Jason Star begs off.
Tony Montana goes for a fisherman suplex, but Jason Star counters it with a small package.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Jason Star punches Tony Montana.
Jason Star is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Jason Star chops Tony Montana.
Jason Star tags out to Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams and Jason Star hit Tony Montana with a double DDT.

Kevin Cole: Another vicious move by the team of Bad Dreams and Jason Star!

Jason Star leaves the ring.
Bad Dreams nails Tony Montana with a power bomb.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Bad Dreams goes for a running power bomb, but Tony Montana counters it with a rana.
Blackie McGee counts: One, kickout.
Tony Montana nails Bad Dreams with a bodyslam.
Tony Montana goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams hits a leg lariat on Tony Montana.
Bad Dreams hits a fisherman buster on Tony Montana.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Bad Dreams goes for the Good Night Irene, but Tony Montana counters it with a backward kick.
Tony Montana leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Tony Montana sets up the chair.
Tony Montana executes the Liger Bomb onto the chair on Bad Dreams.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Tony Montana attempts to place Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Tony Montana executes a punch on Bad Dreams.
Tony Montana goes for the running Liger Bomb, but Bad Dreams counters it with a small package.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.
Tony Montana hits a kick to the midsection on Bad Dreams.
Tony Montana hits an enzuigiri on Bad Dreams.
Tony Montana goes for a jab, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams chops Tony Montana.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Bad Dreams hits Tony Montana.
Bad Dreams is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Bad Dreams hits Tony Montana.
Bad Dreams goes for a backspin DDT, but Tony Montana blocks it.
Tony Montana tags out to Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant executes hurracanrana on Bad Dreams.
Blackie McGee counts: One, shoulder up.
Tom Tennant takes Bad Dreams down with a senton bomb.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant.

Kevin Cole: What a move by Tennant!

Nik Cain: It was actually impressive enough to get some of this crowd to cheer for him.

Tom Tennant goes for a spinning European uppercut, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams hits Tom Tennant.
Bad Dreams hits Tom Tennant.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams chops Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant kicks Bad Dreams.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant tags out to Tony Montana.
Tony Montana runs into the ropes.
Tony Montana hits Bad Dreams with an elbow.
Tony Montana throws Bad Dreams out of the ring.
Blackie McGee counts: one, two, three, four, Bad Dreams reenters the ring.
Tony Montana tags out to Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant and Tony Montana hit Bad Dreams with a double flying clothesline.
Tony Montana leaves the ring.
Tom Tennant goes for a waistlock suplex, but Bad Dreams counters it with a go-behind.
Tom Tennant re-reverses it.
Tom Tennant takes Bad Dreams down with a bulldog.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant hits Bad Dreams with an elbowdrop.
Tony Montana enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jason Star enters the ring and lays out Tony Montana.
Jason Star goes for a bulldog, but Tom Tennant blocks it.
Jason Star leaves the ring.
Tony Montana hits a fisherman suplex on Jason Star.
Tony Montana executes a piledriver on Jason Star.
Tony Montana hits a clothesline on Jason Star.
Tony Montana throws Jason Star out of the ring.
Tony Montana jumps onto him with a corkscrew plancha.
Tony Montana whips Jason Star into the guardrail.
Tony Montana grabs a chair.
Tony Montana sets up the chair.
Tony Montana executes a piledriver onto the chair on Jason Star.

Kevin Cole: Pilerdriver on the steel chair!

Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tony Montana and Tom Tennant hit Jason Star with a double dropkick.
Tony Montana hits a fisherman suplex on Jason Star.
Tony Montana knocks Jason Star into the ringpost.
The crowd is cheering on Tony Montana.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams comes over and lays out Tom Tennant.
Bad Dreams uses a Russian legsweep on Tony Montana.
Jason Star hits a missile dropkick on Tony Montana.
Blackie McGee counts: 1.
Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams takes Tony Montana down with a leg lariat.
Jason Star locks Tony Montana in a double chickenwing submission.
Tom Tennant comes over and lays out Bad Dreams.
Tony Montana and Tom Tennant hit Jason Star with a double dropkick.
Tony Montana nails Jason Star with a piledriver.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tom Tennant hits Jason Star with a flying fistdrop.
Tony Montana hits an enzuigiri on Jason Star.
Bad Dreams comes over and lays out Tom Tennant.
Jason Star and Bad Dreams hit Tony Montana with a double legsweep faceslam.

Nik Cain: Star and Dreams make Montana kiss the concrete. He looks to be out on his feet.

Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams uses a leg lariat on Tony Montana.
Jason Star catches Tony Montana in a double chickenwing submission.
Jason Star hits Tony Montana with a neck snap.
Blackie McGee counts: 2.
Jason Star reenters the ring.
Tony Montana follows him back in.
Bad Dreams enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jason Star and Bad Dreams whip Tony Montana into the ropes.
They hit Tony Montana with a double kick to the midsection.
Bad Dreams takes Tony Montana down with a leg lariat.
Jason Star goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Tony Montana blocks it.
Bad Dreams leaves the ring.
Tony Montana whips Jason Star into the turnbuckle.
Tony Montana chops Jason Star.
Jason Star chops Tony Montana.
A fan at ringside badmouths Jason Star.
Tony Montana chops Jason Star.
Tony Montana is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tony Montana punches Jason Star.
Tony Montana is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tony Montana executes the Incarceration on Jason Star.
Tony Montana is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tony Montana goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Bad Dreams makes the save.

Kevin Cole: Bad Dreams makes the save!

Jason Star takes Tony Montana down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Jason Star executes the Star Scream on Tony Montana.

Kevin Cole: Star Scream! Star Scream!

Jason Star goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
A fan at ringside badmouths Jason Star.

The winners are Jason Star and Bad Dreams. Time of match: 0:12:02

(Tom Tennant enters the ring, picks Tony Montana up and drills him with the Survivor Death Drop. He then leaves the ring in disgust.)

Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness! Tennant just hit the Survivor Death Drop on Montana!

Nik Cain: I guess that’s what he gets for letting himself get pinned. Oh well. It looks like the team of Most Holy and Unleaded get to sit out round two, thanks to the double count out in round one. This will, no doubt, give then an edge against Star and Dreams in the semi-finals.

Kevin Cole: Up next, LoS members square off as Deathwish and Quackman take on Dan Sexton and Oblivion!

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Susan Blake and Alex DiGiacomo...
At a total combined weight of 335 pounds...

"The Dark Angel" Deathwish and Quackman

Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess...
At a total combined weight of 563 pounds...

"The Racist Bastard" Dan Sexton and "The eND Bringer" Oblivion

They lock up.
Oblivion hits a kick to the groin on Deathwish.
Oblivion nails Deathwish with an Asai moonsault.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Oblivion goes for a clothesline, but Deathwish counters it with a crucifix.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Nik Cain: And Deathwish and Oblivion are going at it again tonight.

Deathwish runs into the ropes.
Oblivion misses with a clothesline.
Deathwish goes for a high knee, but Oblivion side-steps and Deathwish only hits air.
Oblivion hits Deathwish with a series of kicks to the head.
The crowd is starting to get behind Oblivion.
Oblivion nails Deathwish with a double arm DDT.
Oblivion goes for the eND, but Deathwish counters it with a punch to the midsection.
Deathwish tags out to Quackman.

Nik Cain: Oblivion went for the eND but Deathwish was not having it. Now Quackman is in.

Deathwish hits a short clothesline on Oblivion.
Quackman hits Oblivion with a German suplex.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dan Sexton enters the ring and throws Deathwish out of the ring.
Dan Sexton leaves the ring.
Oblivion takes Quackman down with a Northern Lights bomb.
Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Oblivion goes for an octopus hold, but Quackman blocks it.
Quackman runs into the ropes.
Quackman hits a flying forearm on Oblivion.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Quackman goes for a bridging back suplex, but Oblivion counters it with a facerake.
Oblivion tags out to Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton and Oblivion whip Quackman into the ropes.
Dan Sexton and Oblivion hit Quackman with a double jumping DDT.
Oblivion nails Quackman with a jumping DDT.
Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Dan Sexton attempts to place Quackman on the turnbuckle, but Quackman blocks it.
Dan Sexton and Oblivion hit Quackman with a double jumping DDT.

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord! How many times are those two going to drive Quackman’s head onto the concrete?

Nik Cain: As many as it takes I would imagine.

Dan Sexton and Oblivion whip Quackman into the ropes.
Dan Sexton and Oblivion hit Quackman with a double jumping DDT.

Kevin Cole: Not again! They’re gonna kill that little guy!

Oblivion leaves the ring.
Dan Sexton hits Quackman with a tiger driver.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Kevin Cole: Kick out!

Nik Cain: Guess they gotta drop him on his head one or two more times.

Kevin Cole: That’s not funny.

Nik Cain: Sure it is.

Dan Sexton yells "100% Pure White Meat".
The crowd is starting to get behind Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton whips Quackman into the ropes.
Quackman executes a flying forearm on Dan Sexton.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck.
Quackman is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Quackman goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Dan Sexton whips Quackman into the ropes, but Quackman reverses it.
Quackman hits Dan Sexton with a kick.
Quackman tags out to Deathwish.

Nik Cain: Quacks makes the much-needed tag to Deathwish. Now it’s Wish against Sexton.

Quackman goes for a back heel kick, but Dan Sexton counters it with a legsweep.
Quackman leaves the ring.
Deathwish whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
Dan Sexton misses with a kick.
Dan Sexton hits Deathwish with an elbow.
Dan Sexton hits a shoulder lift into a flapjack on Deathwish.
A small "Dan Sexton" chant is being started.
Dan Sexton yells "100% Pure White Meat".
A small "Dan Sexton" chant is being started.
Dan Sexton goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Deathwish counters it with a small package.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Deathwish executes a DDT on Dan Sexton.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Deathwish hits a Russian legsweep on Dan Sexton.
Deathwish goes for a rolling cradle, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Dan Sexton goes for a bridging back suplex, but Deathwish flips over.
Deathwish uses a spinning back suplex on Dan Sexton.
Quackman enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Quackman executes a gutbuster on Dan Sexton.
Deathwish and Quackman whip Dan Sexton into the ropes.
They hit Dan Sexton with a double kick to the midsection. Quackman leaves the ring.
Deathwish goes for a flying kneedrop, but Dan Sexton rolls out of the way.
Dan Sexton tags out to Oblivion.

Kevin Cole: Now Oblivion is back in.

Quackman enters the ring and throws Dan Sexton out of the ring.
The crowd is booing Quackman.
Quackman goes for an Asai moonsault, but Oblivion side-steps and Quackman only hits air.
Quackman rolls out of the ring.
Oblivion goes for a kick to the groin, but Deathwish blocks it.
Deathwish hits Oblivion with a low blow.
Deathwish hits Oblivion.
Deathwish is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Deathwish kicks Oblivion.
Deathwish climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Oblivion nails him in the stomach.
Deathwish falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Oblivion yells "Again! Again!".
Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Nik Cain: Wish gets crotched on the top rope and Oblivion seems really happy about it.

Oblivion tags out to Dan Sexton.
Quackman enters the ring and lays out Oblivion.
Dan Sexton falls back into the ring.
Deathwish climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Dan Sexton nails him in the stomach.
Deathwish falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Quackman leaves the ring.
Dan Sexton nails Deathwish with the Fisherman buster from the top rope.
The crowd is cheering on Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dan Sexton tags out to Oblivion.
Oblivion and Dan Sexton whip Deathwish into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Deathwish with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
Deathwish hits them with a double clothesline.
Dan Sexton leaves the ring.
Deathwish uses a piledriver on Oblivion.
Deathwish is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Deathwish hits a diving headbutt on Oblivion.
Deathwish is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.
Deathwish goes for a spinning back suplex, but Oblivion turns in mid-air and lands on him.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Oblivion executes a handspring elbow on Deathwish.
Dan Sexton enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Dan Sexton hits a powerslam on Deathwish.
The crowd is cheering on Dan Sexton.
Oblivion hits Deathwish with a flying legdrop.
Jeff Davis counts: One, shoulder up.
Dan Sexton leaves the ring.
Oblivion goes for a kick to the groin, but Deathwish blocks it.
Deathwish runs into the ropes.
Deathwish hits Oblivion with a shoulderblock.
Deathwish hits a DDT on Oblivion.
Deathwish executes a piledriver on Oblivion.
Deathwish uses a diving headbutt on Oblivion.
Deathwish hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Oblivion.

Nik Cain: Deathwish is really going to work on Oblivion.

Deathwish whips Oblivion into the ropes.
Deathwish hits Oblivion with a shoulderblock.
Deathwish leaves the ring.
He returns with a stapler.

Kevin Cole: Not a stapler!

Deathwish takes a swing at Oblivion with the stapler, but he gets out of the way.
Oblivion snatches the stapler from him.
Oblivion hits him with the stapler.
Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jeff Davis throws the stapler out of the ring.
Oblivion hits a double arm DDT on Deathwish.
Oblivion executes the eND on Deathwish.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

Kevin Cole: Kick out! How did Deathwish kick out!

Nik Cain: I don’t know. But he did.

Deathwish tags out to Quackman.
Quackman and Deathwish whip Oblivion into the ropes.
They hit Oblivion with a double elbowsmash.
Deathwish leaves the ring.
Quackman goes for a clothesline, but Oblivion ducks out of the way.
Oblivion nails Quackman with a series of kicks to the head.
The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.
Oblivion hits a dropkick to the groin on Quackman.
The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.

Nik Cain: That drop kick went a little south.

Oblivion tags out to Dan Sexton.
Oblivion nails Quackman with a DDT.
Dan Sexton places Quackman on the turnbuckle.
Dan Sexton executes the Fisherman buster from the top rope on Quackman.

Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness! I think Quackamn is broken in half!

Nik Cain: Nope, he’s not missing his bottom half. He’s just really short.

Oblivion leaves the ring.
Dan Sexton leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Dan Sexton sets up the chair.
Dan Sexton hits Quackman with a powerslam onto the chair.
Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.
Jeff Davis removes the chair from the ring.
Dan Sexton whips Quackman into the ropes, but Quackman reverses it.
Dan Sexton misses with a shoulderblock.
Quackman uses an enzuigiri on Dan Sexton.
Quackman whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
Quackman hits Dan Sexton with an elbow.
Quackman executes Air Sabu on Dan Sexton.
Quackman whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
Quackman hits Dan Sexton with a clothesline.
Quackman goes for a back heel kick, but Dan Sexton counters it with a legsweep.
Dan Sexton is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Kevin Cole: Quackman just barely kicks out!

Dan Sexton takes Quackman down with a spinning DDT.
There are lots of chants for Dan Sexton.
Quackman begs off.
Dan Sexton throws Quackman out of the ring.
Dan Sexton goes through the ropes.
Oblivion comes over to make it two-on-one.
Oblivion takes Quackman down with a clothesline.
Dan Sexton hits a flying kneedrop on Quackman.
Oblivion grabs a chair.
Oblivion takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Oblivion executes a clothesline on Quackman.
Dan Sexton executes a crotch slam on Quackman.
Oblivion nails Quackman with a cartwheel kick.
Dan Sexton puts Quackman in an airplane spin.
Oblivion takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Oblivion goes for a clothesline, but Quackman counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Quackman is handed the chain.
Quackman takes a swing at Dan Sexton with the chain, but he gets out of the way.
Dan Sexton snatches the chain from him.
Dan Sexton hits him with the chain.
Quackman is busted wide open.

Kevin Cole: Quackman has been busted open!

Nik Cain: It’s his own damn fault for bringing that chain in the ring and missing with it.

Dan Sexton hits a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker on Quackman.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dan Sexton hits the Diamond Cutter on Quackman.
Oblivion comes over to make it two-on-one.
Oblivion nails Quackman with a cartwheel kick.
Dan Sexton hits a bridging back suplex on Quackman.
Dan Sexton whips Quackman into the guardrail.
Dan Sexton sets up the chair.
Dan Sexton goes for a crotch slam, but Quackman counters it with a facerake.
Jeff Davis counts: 1.
Dan Sexton is busted wide open.

Nik Cain: And now it looks like Quacks has opened up and existing cut on Sexton’s head with that facerake.

Quackman knocks Dan Sexton into the ringsteps.
The crowd is booing Quackman.
Jeff Davis counts: 2.
Deathwish comes over to make it two-on-one.
Deathwish goes for a spinning back suplex, but Dan Sexton turns in mid-air and lands on him.
Dan Sexton executes the Racial Purification on Quackman on the concrete floor.
The crowd is really behind Dan Sexton.
Quackman is out cold.

Kevin Cole: Quackman is not moving!

Dan Sexton whips Quackman into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Deathwish comes over to make it two-on-one.
Deathwish executes a DDT on Dan Sexton.
Quackman uses a diving shoulderblock on Dan Sexton.
Quackman sets up the chair.
Quackman executes a DDT onto the chair on Dan Sexton.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jeff Davis counts: 3.
Deathwish comes over to make it two-on-one.
Oblivion comes over, but gets cut off.
Deathwish goes for a short clothesline, but Dan Sexton ducks out of the way.
Dan Sexton throws Quackman back into the ring.
Dan Sexton tags out to Oblivion.
Deathwish enters the ring and lays out Dan Sexton.
Quackman and Deathwish whip Oblivion into the ropes.
They hit Oblivion with a double clothesline.
Deathwish leaves the ring.
Quackman whips Oblivion into the ropes.
Oblivion goes for an Asai moonsault, but Quackman side-steps and Oblivion only hits air.
Quackman is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

Kevin Cole: Big kick out!

Nik Cain: Well, it’s pretty easy to toss a guy off you who is less than half your weight.

Oblivion goes for a dropkick to the groin, but Quackman side-steps and Oblivion only hits air.
Quackman is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Quackman catches Oblivion in the cross-face chicken wing.
Oblivion is struggling to reach the ropes.
Oblivion tries to escape the hold.
Oblivion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Quackman executes a clothesline on Oblivion.
Quackman throws Oblivion out of the ring.
Quackman jumps onto him with a moonsault off the second turnbuckle.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Deathwish comes over to make it two-on-one.
Deathwish hits a short clothesline on Oblivion.
Quackman takes the chair.
Quackman goes for a back suplex, but Oblivion counters it with a go-behind.
Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind, but Oblivion nails Alex DiGiacomo.
Quackman reenters the ring.
Oblivion follows him back in.
Quackman goes for an octopus hold, but Oblivion blocks it.
Quackman takes the chain and uses it on him.

Kevin Cole: What a shot with that chain!

Numerous fans are using Quackman for target practice.
He goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

The winners are Deathwish and Quackman. Time of match: 0:12:33

Nik Cain: Quacks K.O.s Oblivion with that chain and he and Deathwish advance to the semi-finals.

Kevin Cole: They will face the winner of this next match. Tragedy and Masked Fat Guy #3 take on Skull Ganz and Vegan Warrior.

Nik Cain: Vegan Warrior, sheesh. Ganz is gonna have his work cut out for him.

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Rhapsody...
At a total combined weight of 661 pounds...

Masked Fat Guy #3 and Tragedy

Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Susan Blake...
At a total combined weight of 576 pounds...

Vegan Warrior and "Big" Skull Ganz

They lock up.
Skull Ganz hits Masked Fat Guy #3 with Combantion of punches to head.
Skull Ganz hits Masked Fat Guy #3 with a crucifix power bomb.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Skull Ganz leaves the ring.
He returns with the Spiked Glove.
Skull Ganz hits him with the Spiked Glove.

Nik Cain: Ganz is going right to work on the big man. I think its impossible to intimidate this man.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin throws the Spiked Glove out of the ring.
Skull Ganz nails Masked Fat Guy #3 with an elbow to the midsection.
Skull Ganz uses an uppercut punch on Masked Fat Guy #3.
Skull Ganz goes for a clothesline, but Masked Fat Guy #3 counters it with a Gorilla Press.
In turn, Skull Ganz counters it with a facerake.
A few fans are booing Skull Ganz.
Skull Ganz uses a guillotine drop onto the top rope on Masked Fat Guy #3.
Skull Ganz takes Masked Fat Guy #3 down with a series of headbutts.
Skull Ganz tags out to Vegan Warrior.
Skull Ganz nails Masked Fat Guy #3 with a series of stomps.
Vegan Warrior nails Masked Fat Guy #3 with a missile dropkick.
A small "Vegan Warrior" chant is being started.
Vegan Warrior and Skull Ganz whip Masked Fat Guy #3 into the ropes.
They hit Masked Fat Guy #3 with a double elbowsmash.

Nik Cain: Ganz has done a number on MFG #3 and has tagged in Vegan Warrior. Time will tell how big a mistake that is but, for now, the two are working over the bodyguard pretty good.

Vegan Warrior and Skull Ganz whip Masked Fat Guy #3 into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Masked Fat Guy #3 with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline.
A small "Masked Fat Guy #3" chant is being started.
Skull Ganz leaves the ring.
Masked Fat Guy #3 goes for a punch to the midsection, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.
Vegan Warrior gives him a go-behind, but Masked Fat Guy #3 doesn't even care.
Vegan Warrior tags out to Skull Ganz.
Skull Ganz and Vegan Warrior whip Masked Fat Guy #3 into the ropes.
They hit Masked Fat Guy #3 with a double backdrop.
Vegan Warrior leaves the ring.
Skull Ganz executes an elbow to the midsection on Masked Fat Guy #3.
Skull Ganz gives him Combantion of Punches to the midsection, but Masked Fat Guy #3 doesn't budge.
Skull Ganz runs into the ropes.
Masked Fat Guy #3 misses with a clothesline.
Masked Fat Guy #3 misses with a clothesline.
Skull Ganz misses with a clothesline.
Skull Ganz hits Masked Fat Guy #3 with a clothesline.
Skull Ganz runs into the ropes.
Masked Fat Guy #3 hits Skull Ganz with a kick.
Masked Fat Guy #3 takes Skull Ganz down with a backdrop.
Masked Fat Guy #3 goes for an avalanche, but Skull Ganz side-steps and Masked Fat Guy #3 only hits air.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Skull Ganz.

Nik Cain: Ganz dodged a 470 pound bullet that time.

Skull Ganz whips Masked Fat Guy #3 into the turnbuckle.
Skull Ganz charges in with an avalanche, but Masked Fat Guy #3 lifts his leg.
Masked Fat Guy #3 throws Skull Ganz out of the ring.
Masked Fat Guy #3 goes through the ropes.
Masked Fat Guy #3 gives him a short clothesline, but Skull Ganz doesn't budge.
Masked Fat Guy #3 throws Skull Ganz back into the ring.
Tragedy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Masked Fat Guy #3 and Tragedy whip Skull Ganz into the ropes.
They hit Skull Ganz with a double clothesline.
Masked Fat Guy #3 and Tragedy whip Skull Ganz into the ropes.
They hit Skull Ganz with a double backdrop.
Tragedy leaves the ring.
Masked Fat Guy #3 whips Skull Ganz into the ropes.
Skull Ganz uses a clothesline on Masked Fat Guy #3.
Skull Ganz throws Masked Fat Guy #3 out of the ring.
Skull Ganz goes through the ropes.
Skull Ganz knocks Masked Fat Guy #3 into the ringsteps.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 1.
Vegan Warrior comes over to make it two-on-one.
Vegan Warrior goes for a dropkick, but Masked Fat Guy #3 side-steps and Vegan Warrior only hits air.
Susan Blake comes from behind, but Masked Fat Guy #3 nails Susan Blake.
Skull Ganz uses a series of palm strikes on Masked Fat Guy #3.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 2.
Skull Ganz yells " Get to your feet punk".
A few fans are booing Skull Ganz.
Skull Ganz whips Masked Fat Guy #3 into the guardrail.
Skull Ganz hits Masked Fat Guy #3 with a series of palm strikes.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 3.
Skull Ganz knocks Masked Fat Guy #3 into the ringsteps.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Skull Ganz.
Skull Ganz is handed a keyboard.
Skull Ganz hits him with the keyboard.
Skull Ganz is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Skull Ganz hits him with a keyboard.
Skull Ganz goes for a series of palm strikes, but Masked Fat Guy #3 counters it with a series of punches.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 4.
Tragedy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Susan Blake comes from behind and distracts Masked Fat Guy #3.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Masked Fat Guy #3 nails Skull Ganz with a belly-to-belly suplex.

Kevin Cole: Big belly-to-belly on the concrete!

Tragedy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 5.
Susan Blake comes from behind, but Masked Fat Guy #3 nails Susan Blake.
Skull Ganz hits a kneelift on Masked Fat Guy #3.
Skull Ganz reenters the ring.
Masked Fat Guy #3 follows him back in.
Skull Ganz gives the sign for the Skull Crusher.
Skull Ganz executes the Skull Crusher on Masked Fat Guy #3.
Skull Ganz is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Kevin Cole: I can’t believe it! Ganz managed to get the big man up for the Skull Crusher!

Skull Ganz goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, Tragedy makes the save.

Nik Cain: If it weren’t for Tragedy, this match you would be over. You can believe that.

Vegan Warrior enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Tragedy enters the ring and lays out Vegan Warrior.
Masked Fat Guy #3 and Tragedy whip Skull Ganz into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Skull Ganz with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline.
Tragedy enters the ring and lays out Vegan Warrior.
Masked Fat Guy #3 and Tragedy whip Skull Ganz into the ropes.
They hit Skull Ganz with a double clothesline.
Tragedy leaves the ring.
Masked Fat Guy #3 hits a sidewalk slam on Skull Ganz.
Masked Fat Guy #3 runs into the ropes.
Masked Fat Guy #3 and Skull Ganz get hit with a double clothesline.
Masked Fat Guy #3 executes a Vader attack on Skull Ganz.
A small "Masked Fat Guy #3" chant is being started.
Masked Fat Guy #3 throws Skull Ganz out of the ring.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Skull Ganz reenters the ring.
Masked Fat Guy #3 tags out to Tragedy.
Tragedy gives him a dropkick to the groin, but Skull Ganz only stares at him.

Kevin Cole: Oh...my...

Nik Cain: Holy shit!

Kevin Cole: goodness.

Skull Ganz hits Tragedy.
Skull Ganz is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Skull Ganz hits Tragedy.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Skull Ganz.
Tragedy hits Skull Ganz.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tragedy.
Tragedy chops Skull Ganz.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tragedy.
Tragedy throws Skull Ganz out of the ring.
Tragedy goes through the ropes.
Rhapsody comes from behind, but Skull Ganz nails Rhapsody.
Tragedy whips Skull Ganz into the guardrail.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 1.
Masked Fat Guy #3 comes over to make it two-on-one.
Masked Fat Guy #3 hits a shoulder breaker on Skull Ganz.
Tragedy hits Skull Ganz with a flying cross body press.
Tragedy and Masked Fat Guy #3 hit Skull Ganz with a double DDT.
Masked Fat Guy #3 goes for a football tackle, but Skull Ganz counters it with a DDT.
Skull Ganz whips Tragedy into the guardrail.
Skull Ganz goes for a clothesline, but Tragedy counters it with a crucifix.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 2.
Tragedy whips Skull Ganz into the guardrail.
Tragedy gives him a dropkick to the groin, but Skull Ganz doesn't even care.

Nik Cain: If that guy is not wearing some sort of heavy-duty cup, he is a serious medical anomaly.

Tragedy reenters the ring.
Skull Ganz follows him back in.
Tragedy punches Skull Ganz.
Tragedy punches Skull Ganz.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tragedy.
Skull Ganz punches Tragedy.
A portion of the crowd is booing Skull Ganz.
Skull Ganz hits Tragedy.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Skull Ganz.
Skull Ganz tags out to Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior and Skull Ganz whip Tragedy into the ropes.
They hit Tragedy with a double elbowsmash.
Skull Ganz leaves the ring.
Vegan Warrior goes for a power flip, but Tragedy blocks it.
Tragedy takes Vegan Warrior down with a European uppercut.
Tragedy runs into the ropes.
Tragedy misses with a kick.
Vegan Warrior hits Tragedy with an elbow.
Vegan Warrior nails Tragedy with a rana.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Tragedy begs off.
Vegan Warrior goes for a power flip, but Tragedy counters it with a legdrag takedown.
Tragedy places Vegan Warrior on the turnbuckle.
Tragedy takes Vegan Warrior down with a top-rope Frankensteiner.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Kevin Cole: Tragedy almost put Vegan Warrior away with that move.

Tragedy goes for a back suplex, but Vegan Warrior counters it with a go-behind.
Vegan Warrior uses hurracanrana on Tragedy.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.
Vegan Warrior nails Tragedy with a rana.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Vegan Warrior whips Tragedy into the ropes.
Tragedy nails Vegan Warrior with a knee to the groin.
Tragedy is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Tragedy goes for a power bomb, but Vegan Warrior counters it with a rana.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Kevin Cole: And a quick counter almost gets Vegan Warrior the win.

Tragedy begs off.
Vegan Warrior puts Tragedy in a half boston crab.
Tragedy is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tragedy is struggling to reach the ropes.
Tragedy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds.
Vegan Warrior goes for a slap, but Tragedy blocks it.
Tragedy uses a floatover DDT on Vegan Warrior.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Tragedy runs into the ropes.
Tragedy goes for a knee to the groin, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.
Vegan Warrior chops Tragedy.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Vegan Warrior.
Tragedy hits Vegan Warrior.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Vegan Warrior punches Tragedy.
Tragedy punches Vegan Warrior.
A fan at ringside badmouths Tragedy.
Tragedy kicks Vegan Warrior.
Tragedy throws Vegan Warrior out of the ring.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, Vegan Warrior reenters the ring.
Tragedy kicks Vegan Warrior.
A fan at ringside badmouths Tragedy.
Vegan Warrior hits Tragedy.
Tragedy hits Vegan Warrior.
Tragedy punches Vegan Warrior.
A fan at ringside badmouths Tragedy.
Vegan Warrior hits Tragedy.
Tragedy kicks Vegan Warrior.
Tragedy is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Tragedy whips Vegan Warrior into the ropes.
Vegan Warrior misses with a shoulderblock.
Vegan Warrior hits Tragedy with a kick.
Vegan Warrior runs into the ropes.
Tragedy hits Vegan Warrior with a spinwheel kick.
Vegan Warrior bumps into Jeff Davis' Evil Twin.
Tragedy is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Tragedy hits an Aztecan suplex on Vegan Warrior.
There is no referee to count.
Tragedy takes Vegan Warrior down with a charging turnbuckle slam.
Tragedy executes an Asai leg lariat on Vegan Warrior.
Tragedy hits Vegan Warrior with a spinwheel kick.
Tragedy places Vegan Warrior on the turnbuckle.
Tragedy executes a top-rope Frankensteiner on Vegan Warrior.
There is no referee to count.

Nik Cain: Damn, ref, get off your ass. Hell, it’s not like MFG #3 bumped into him or something.

Tragedy throws Vegan Warrior out of the ring.
Tragedy goes through the ropes.
Masked Fat Guy #3 comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tragedy and Masked Fat Guy #3 hit Vegan Warrior with a double DDT.
Masked Fat Guy #3 hits a football tackle on Vegan Warrior.
Tragedy uses a Victory Roll on Vegan Warrior.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Masked Fat Guy #3 comes over to make it two-on-one.
Skull Ganz comes over and lays out Masked Fat Guy #3.
Vegan Warrior and Skull Ganz hit Tragedy with a double flying axhandle.
Vegan Warrior goes for a floatover DDT, but Tragedy blocks it.
Tragedy knocks Vegan Warrior into the ringsteps.
Masked Fat Guy #3 comes over to make it two-on-one.
Masked Fat Guy #3 uses a butt-bump on Vegan Warrior.

Nik Cain: Damn, that is one big fat ass to have rammed into you.

Tragedy grabs a chair.
Tragedy takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Tragedy goes for a Victory Roll, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.
Vegan Warrior throws Tragedy off the turnbuckle.
Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one.
Skull Ganz hits a clothesline on Tragedy.
Vegan Warrior goes for an enzuigiri, but Tragedy ducks out of the way.
Tragedy knocks Vegan Warrior into the ringpost.
The crowd is booing Tragedy.
Masked Fat Guy #3 comes over to make it two-on-one.
Skull Ganz comes over, but gets cut off.
Masked Fat Guy #3 goes for a butt-bump, but Vegan Warrior ducks out of the way.
Vegan Warrior knocks Tragedy into the ringsteps.
Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one.
Masked Fat Guy #3 comes over, but gets cut off.
Skull Ganz executes a clothesline on Tragedy.
Vegan Warrior executes an enzuigiri on Tragedy.
Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one.
Masked Fat Guy #3 comes over and lays out Skull Ganz.
Masked Fat Guy #3 is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Masked Fat Guy #3 nails Vegan Warrior with a football tackle.
Tragedy goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.
Rhapsody comes from behind and distracts Vegan Warrior.
Tragedy executes the Final Curtain on Vegan Warrior on the concrete floor.
The crowd is booing Tragedy.
Vegan Warrior is out cold.

Kevin Cole: Final Curtain!

Tragedy goes for a kick to the groin, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.
Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one.
Skull Ganz executes an elbow to the midsection on Tragedy.
Vegan Warrior uses an enzuigiri on Tragedy.
Skull Ganz takes Tragedy down with an elbow to the midsection.
Vegan Warrior uses a top-rope splash on Tragedy.
Vegan Warrior nails Tragedy with a slap.
Vegan Warrior reenters the ring.
Tragedy follows him back in.
Vegan Warrior goes for a kick to the thigh, but Tragedy blocks it.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin is back on the job.
Tragedy places Vegan Warrior on the turnbuckle.
Tragedy executes a belly-to-back superplex on Vegan Warrior.
The crowd is booing Tragedy.
Tragedy throws Vegan Warrior out of the ring.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, four, Vegan Warrior reenters the ring.
Tragedy catches Vegan Warrior in an armbar submission.
Vegan Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Tragedy uses a spinning backbreaker on Vegan Warrior.
Tragedy goes for a crossleg suspended deathlock, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.
Tragedy begs off.
Vegan Warrior takes Tragedy down with a series of knifehand chops.
The crowd is starting to get behind Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior nails Tragedy with a go-behind.
Vegan Warrior tags out to Skull Ganz.

Nik Cain: That might be the smartest move of that guy’s life.

Skull Ganz and Vegan Warrior whip Tragedy into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Tragedy with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash.
Vegan Warrior leaves the ring.
Tragedy goes for a charging turnbuckle slam, but Skull Ganz throws him off.
Skull Ganz uses an elbow to the midsection on Tragedy.
Skull Ganz hits Tragedy with a choke slam.
Skull Ganz yells " Get to your feet punk".
A portion of the crowd is cheering Skull Ganz.
Skull Ganz goes for the Skull Crusher, but Tragedy blocks it.

Kevin Cole: Tragedy squirms free before Ganz can hit him with the Skull Crusher.

Nik Cain: If Ganz had hit that move, this one would probably be over.

Skull Ganz whips Tragedy into the ropes.
Susan Blake pulls down the top rope.
Skull Ganz goes through the ropes.
Skull Ganz whips Tragedy into the guardrail.
Skull Ganz executes a power bomb on Tragedy.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 1.
Skull Ganz executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Tragedy.
Skull Ganz reenters the ring.
Tragedy follows him back in.
Skull Ganz kicks Tragedy.
Skull Ganz punches Tragedy.
A portion of the crowd is booing Skull Ganz.
Tragedy kicks Skull Ganz.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tragedy.
Tragedy kicks Skull Ganz.
Skull Ganz hits Tragedy.
Skull Ganz punches Tragedy.
Tragedy punches Skull Ganz.
Tragedy is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Tragedy runs into the ropes.
Skull Ganz hits Tragedy with a shoulderblock.
Skull Ganz executes the Skull Crusher on Tragedy.

Kevin Cole: Skull Crusher! It’s all over!

Skull Ganz goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, Rhapsody puts Tragedy's foot on the rope.

Nik Cain: Well, it should have been all over. Ganz just gave Rhapsody one hell of a menacing look and she is getting down off the ring apron. If I were her, I would not get involved in this match again.

Skull Ganz goes for a vertical suplex, but Tragedy blocks it.
Tragedy goes for a flatliner legsweep, but Skull Ganz blocks it.
Vegan Warrior enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Vegan Warrior takes Tragedy down with a dropkick.
Skull Ganz gets a full nelson on Tragedy.
Tragedy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Vegan Warrior leaves the ring.
Skull Ganz takes Tragedy down with a kneelift.
Vegan Warrior enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Masked Fat Guy #3 enters the ring and lays out Vegan Warrior.
Tragedy and Masked Fat Guy #3 whip Skull Ganz into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Skull Ganz with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline.
Skull Ganz and Vegan Warrior whip Tragedy into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Tragedy with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline.
Masked Fat Guy #3 leaves the ring.
Tragedy gives him a flatliner legsweep, but Skull Ganz doesn't even care.
Tragedy tags out to Masked Fat Guy #3.
Masked Fat Guy #3 and Tragedy whip Skull Ganz into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Skull Ganz with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash.
Tragedy leaves the ring.
Skull Ganz executes a series of palm strikes on Masked Fat Guy #3.
Skull Ganz further incites the crowd.
Masked Fat Guy #3 sits on his opponent's head.

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!

Nik Cain: No comment.

Masked Fat Guy #3 is getting a good reaction from the crowd. He goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Masked Fat Guy #3 locks Skull Ganz in a full nelson.
Skull Ganz tries to escape the hold.
Skull Ganz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds.
Susan Blake enters the ring and hits Masked Fat Guy #3 with the Mace.
Skull Ganz hits Combantion of Punches to the midsection on Masked Fat Guy #3.
Skull Ganz kicks Masked Fat Guy #3.
Skull Ganz is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Skull Ganz chops Masked Fat Guy #3.
Masked Fat Guy #3 punches Skull Ganz.
The crowd is really behind Masked Fat Guy #3.
Masked Fat Guy #3 kicks Skull Ganz.
The crowd is really behind Masked Fat Guy #3.
Tragedy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Masked Fat Guy #3 and Tragedy whip Skull Ganz into the ropes.
They hit Skull Ganz with a double backdrop.
Masked Fat Guy #3 and Tragedy whip Skull Ganz into the ropes.
They hit Skull Ganz with a double clothesline.
Masked Fat Guy #3 and Tragedy whip Skull Ganz into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Skull Ganz with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
Skull Ganz hits them with a double clothesline.
Tragedy leaves the ring.
Skull Ganz nails Masked Fat Guy #3 with a clothesline from the top rope.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Kevin Cole: So close!

Skull Ganz catches Masked Fat Guy #3 in a full nelson.
Masked Fat Guy #3 tries to fight the pain.
Masked Fat Guy #3 submits after 12 seconds.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.

The winners are Vegan Warrior and Skull Ganz. Time of match: 0:19:37

Kevin Cole: Masked Fat Guy #3 gave up! Ganz and Vegan Warrior advance to the semi-finals!

Nik Cain: Which means Deathwish will be squaring off against yet another LoS member.

Kevin Cole: But first, we have the other semi-final match. Bad Dreams and Jason Star take on Unleaded and former World Champion Most Holy!

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...
At a total combined weight of 503 pounds...

Jason Star and Bad Dreams

Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Candi and Zoe Burgess...
At a total combined weight of 580 pounds...

Unleaded and "Bigger than the Pope!!" Most Holy

They lock up.
Unleaded punches Bad Dreams.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Unleaded.
Unleaded chops Bad Dreams.
Unleaded uses a spinning power bomb on Bad Dreams.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Kevin Cole: Unleaded almost pinned Bad Dreams in the opening seconds of this bout!

Unleaded whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Bad Dreams misses with an elbow.
Unleaded goes for the Sky High, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Jason Star enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams and Jason Star whip Unleaded into the ropes.
They hit Unleaded with a double kick to the midsection.
Most Holy enters the ring and lays out Jason Star.
Most Holy goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Most Holy rolls out of the ring.
Most Holy enters the ring and lays out Jason Star.
Unleaded and Most Holy whip Bad Dreams into the ropes.
They hit Bad Dreams with a double fist to the midsection.
Unleaded executes a spinning power bomb on Bad Dreams.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Kevin Cole: And again Dreams barely kicks out!

Nik Cain: Well, all these guys have had a long night. And, actually, Unleaded has wrestled the least of all of them so far.

Unleaded throws Bad Dreams out of the ring.
Unleaded jumps onto him with a Flying Senton Backsplash.
Unleaded whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail.
Unleaded hits the Running Forearm Smash on Bad Dreams.
Most Holy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Most Holy goes for a clothesline, but Bad Dreams counters it with a hiptoss.
Dick Palmer counts: 1.
Bad Dreams whips Unleaded into the guardrail.
Bad Dreams knocks Unleaded into the ringsteps.
Bad Dreams sets up a table.
The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Unleaded nails The Dream Coach.
Bad Dreams uses a backspin DDT on Unleaded.
Bad Dreams nails Unleaded with an elbowsmash.
Dick Palmer counts: 2.
Bad Dreams is handed the aluminum baseball bat.
Bad Dreams hits him with the aluminum baseball bat.
Bad Dreams is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Nik Cain: Well, that will help even things up a bit.

Bad Dreams sets up Unleaded on the table.
Bad Dreams tries to drive Unleaded through the table with a belly-to-back superplex, but he blocks it.
Unleaded nails Bad Dreams with a T-Bone Suplex.
Candi comes from behind and distracts Bad Dreams.
Most Holy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Most Holy goes for a superkick, but Bad Dreams ducks out of the way.
Candi comes from behind and distracts Bad Dreams.
Unleaded goes for a backdrop driver, but Bad Dreams counters it with a go-behind Bad Dreams reenters the ring.
Unleaded follows him back in.
Bad Dreams takes Unleaded down with a legsweep faceslam.
Bad Dreams hits Unleaded with neck-scissors.
Bad Dreams hits a Hotshot on Unleaded.
Bad Dreams leaves the ring.
He returns with a night stick.
Bad Dreams tags out to Jason Star.
Most Holy enters the ring and throws Bad Dreams out of the ring.
Unleaded and Most Holy hit Jason Star with a double top-rope DDT.

Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness! What a double team move!

Most Holy leaves the ring.
Unleaded uses a Northern Lights bomb on Jason Star.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Unleaded.
Unleaded executes a Samoan Drop on Jason Star.
Unleaded executes the Emerald Erosion on Jason Star.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Kevin Cole: Another near fall for Unleaded!

Unleaded tags out to Most Holy.
Unleaded nails Jason Star with a swinging neckbreaker.
Unleaded is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Most Holy takes Jason Star down with a flying legdrop.
Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.
Unleaded leaves the ring.
Most Holy hits Jason Star with a knee to the back.
Most Holy goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Jason Star counters it with a go-behind.
Jason Star takes a swing at Most Holy with the night stick, but he gets out of the way.
Most Holy snatches the night stick from him.
Most Holy takes a swing at Jason Star with the night stick, but he gets out of the way.
Jason Star snatches the night stick from him.
Jason Star hits him with the night stick.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Jason Star.

Kevin Cole: A night stick right to the head!

Jason Star goes for an armbar submission, but Most Holy blocks it.
Most Holy kicks Jason Star.
A portion of the crowd is booing Most Holy.
Most Holy hits Jason Star.
Most Holy acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Most Holy hits Jason Star.
Jason Star begs off.
Most Holy runs into the ropes.
Most Holy hits Jason Star with a kick.
Most Holy takes Jason Star down with a knee to the back.
Most Holy uses a high knee on Jason Star.
Most Holy runs his thumb across his throat.
Most Holy acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Most Holy goes for the LoS Tornado Driver, but Jason Star blocks it.
Jason Star takes Most Holy down with a DDT.
Jason Star tags out to Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams whips Most Holy into the ropes.
Bad Dreams hits Most Holy with a shoulderblock.
Bad Dreams is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.
Bad Dreams goes for a figure-four leglock, but Most Holy kicks him off.
Most Holy hits Bad Dreams with a powerslam.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Most Holy hits Bad Dreams with a superkick.
Most Holy goes for a kneelock submission, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams hits an elbowsmash on Most Holy.
Bad Dreams whips Most Holy into the ropes, but Most Holy reverses it.
Bad Dreams misses with a kick.
Most Holy hits Bad Dreams with an elbow.
Most Holy throws Bad Dreams out of the ring.
Most Holy goes through the ropes.
Unleaded comes over to make it two-on-one.
Unleaded executes a short clothesline on Bad Dreams.

Kevin Cole: Unleaded nearly ripped Bad Dreams’ head off with that clothesline!

Most Holy takes Bad Dreams down with an enzuigiri.
Dick Palmer counts: 1.
Most Holy goes for a European uppercut, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jason Star nails Most Holy with a dropkick.
Bad Dreams nails Most Holy with a legsweep faceslam.
Bad Dreams and Jason Star hit Most Holy with a double legsweep faceslam.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams and Jason Star hit Most Holy with a double legsweep faceslam.

Nik Cain: Dreams and Star introduce Holy’s face to the concrete a second time for good measure.

Dick Palmer counts: 2.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Unleaded comes over and lays out Jason Star.
Unleaded hits Bad Dreams with a short clothesline.
Most Holy executes a backslide on Bad Dreams.
Most Holy sets up Bad Dreams on the table.
Most Holy tries to drive Bad Dreams through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it.
Bad Dreams executes a forearm to the back on Most Holy.
Dick Palmer counts: 3.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams and Jason Star hit Most Holy with a double legsweep faceslam.
The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Most Holy nails The Dream Coach.
Bad Dreams throws Most Holy back into the ring.
Bad Dreams throws Most Holy out of the ring.
Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, four, five, Most Holy reenters the ring.
Bad Dreams attempts to place Most Holy on the turnbuckle, but Most Holy blocks it.
Bad Dreams throws Most Holy out of the ring.

Nik Cain: Make up your damn mind already.

Bad Dreams goes through the ropes.
Bad Dreams knocks Most Holy into the ringpost.
The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Most Holy nails The Dream Coach.
Bad Dreams sets up Most Holy on the table.
Bad Dreams executes a power bomb through the table.
The table is broken in half.

Kevin Cole: Holy goes crashing through that table to the hard concrete below!

Dick Palmer counts: 1.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams and Jason Star hit Most Holy with a double DDT.
Jason Star nails Most Holy with a superkick.
Bad Dreams hits Most Holy with a dragon suplex.
Bad Dreams whips Most Holy into the guardrail.
Dick Palmer counts: 2.
Bad Dreams whips Most Holy into the guardrail.
Bad Dreams uses an elbowsmash on Most Holy.
Dick Palmer counts: 3.
The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Most Holy nails The Dream Coach.
Dick Palmer counts: 4.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams and Jason Star hit Most Holy with a double legsweep faceslam.
Jason Star hits Most Holy with a dropkick.
Bad Dreams goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Most Holy counters it with a faceslam.
Most Holy acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Most Holy sets up a table.
Most Holy goes for an enzuigiri, but Bad Dreams ducks out of the way.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams and Jason Star hit Most Holy with a double DDT.
Bad Dreams whips Most Holy into the guardrail.
Bad Dreams throws Most Holy back into the ring.
Bad Dreams brings the table into the ring.
Most Holy goes for a kick to the head, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Most Holy begs off.
Bad Dreams whips Most Holy into the ropes.
Bad Dreams and Most Holy get hit with a double clothesline.
Bad Dreams nails Most Holy with a dragon suplex.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Most Holy.

Kevin Cole: Good Night Irene!

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess distracts Dick Palmer.
Dick Palmer is back on the job.
Bad Dreams executes a flying forearm on Most Holy.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Bad Dreams.

The winners are Jason Star and Bad Dreams. Time of match: 0:12:05

Nik Cain: Holy was out on his feet and Dreams just measured him for that forearm shot.

Kevin Cole: So, the team of Bad Dreams and Jason Star is on their way to the finals!

(After the match, Unleaded gets in the ring and starts to get in Holy’s face.)

Nik Cain: I’ve had just about enough of this ass clown.

(Cain reaches under the announce table and produces a bat. He gets up and slides in the ring, winds up, and nails Unleaded in the back of the head. Unleaded drops to his knees and Cain winds up again and nails him again in the head. As Unleaded falls to the ground, Cain just keeps bashing him with the bat. Holy can’t help but shake his head and chuckle as this 175 pound announcer goes apeshit on Unleaded’s head with a bat. He leaves the ring and, eventually Cain tosses the bat down on the mat and leaves the ring to go back to the announce table.)

Kevin Cole: What the heck was that?

Nik Cain: About a year and a half of pent up rage. Let’s get to the other semi-final match up.

Kevin Cole: O...kay. Medical personnel seem to have gotten Unleaded out of the ring, so let’s get to next match!

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Susan Blake and Alex DiGiacomo...
At a total combined weight of 335 pounds...

"The Dark Angel" Deathwish and Quackman

Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 576 pounds...

Vegan Warrior and "Big" Skull Ganz

Deathwish attacks Skull Ganz before the bell.
Deathwish hits a short clothesline on Skull Ganz.
Deathwish executes a swinging neckbreaker on Skull Ganz.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Deathwish.
Deathwish gives him Combantion of punches to head, but Skull Ganz only stares at him.
Skull Ganz takes Deathwish down with a stomachbreaker.
Skull Ganz uses a series of palm strikes on Deathwish.
Skull Ganz is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Skull Ganz takes Deathwish down with a legdrop.
Skull Ganz executes a power bomb on Deathwish.
Skull Ganz takes Deathwish down with a choke slam.
Skull Ganz gives the sign for the Skull Crusher.
Skull Ganz goes for the Skull Crusher, but Deathwish counters it with a low blow.

Nik Cain: Ganz should have known better than to try that so early. I mean, Wish of all people would have it scouted.

Deathwish tags out to Quackman.
Deathwish goes for a superkick, but Skull Ganz ducks out of the way.
Deathwish hits Quackman.
Skull Ganz executes a running power bomb on Quackman.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Skull Ganz complains about a slow count.

Kevin Cole: Ganz thought he had Quackman that time.

Nik Cain: I wouldn’t have the balls to argue with him, but that is why Blackie gets paid the big bucks.

Deathwish leaves the ring.
Skull Ganz runs into the ropes.
Skull Ganz goes for a clothesline, but Quackman counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Quackman is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Quackman takes Skull Ganz down with Air Sabu.
Quackman climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Skull Ganz nails him in the stomach.
Quackman falls onto the top turnbuckle.
A portion of the crowd is booing Skull Ganz.
Quackman begs off.
Skull Ganz executes a top-rope cruifix power bomb on Quackman.

Kevin Cole: Ganz sent Quackman three quarters of the way across the ring!

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Skull Ganz goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Quackman counters it with a small package.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Quackman punches Skull Ganz.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Quackman.
Quackman hits Skull Ganz.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Quackman.
Quackman chops Skull Ganz.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Quackman.
Quackman runs into the ropes.
Quackman executes a clothesline on Skull Ganz.
Quackman tags out to Deathwish.
Quackman leaves the ring.

Nik Cain: Quacks was pretty quick to get out of the ring. I think he’s had about enough of Skull Ganz.

Deathwish takes Skull Ganz down with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
Deathwish is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, kickout.
Deathwish whips Skull Ganz into the ropes.
Skull Ganz hits Deathwish with a clothesline.
Skull Ganz is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, kickout.
Skull Ganz goes for a full nelson, but Deathwish counters it with a headbutt.
Deathwish hits Skull Ganz.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Deathwish.
Deathwish chops Skull Ganz.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Deathwish.
Deathwish punches Skull Ganz.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Deathwish.
Deathwish runs into the ropes.
Skull Ganz misses with a kick.
Skull Ganz takes Deathwish down with a scoop powerslam.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Skull Ganz takes Deathwish down with a scoop powerslam.
Blackie McGee counts: One, kickout.
Skull Ganz kicks Deathwish.
A portion of the crowd is booing Skull Ganz.
Skull Ganz hits Deathwish.
Skull Ganz is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Vegan Warrior enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Vegan Warrior leaves the ring.
Skull Ganz places Deathwish on the turnbuckle.
Skull Ganz takes Deathwish down with a top-rope cruifix power bomb.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Skull Ganz goes for an uppercut punch, but Deathwish blocks it.
Deathwish nails Skull Ganz with a standing sidekick.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Deathwish.
Deathwish whips Skull Ganz into the turnbuckle.
Deathwish charges in with a dropkick against the turnbuckle, but Skull Ganz moves out of the way.
Skull Ganz tags out to Vegan Warrior.

Nik Cain: Wrestling often breaks down to a numbers game. This is an example of the numbers just not adding up. Hell, it’s a testament to Ganz that he has dragged his worthless partner all the way to the semi-finals.

Skull Ganz leaves the ring.
Vegan Warrior uses a legsweep on Deathwish.
Vegan Warrior goes for a power flip, but Deathwish blocks it.
Deathwish tags out to Quackman.

Nik Cain: With Ganz out of the ring Quacks quickly asks for the tag back in.

Deathwish leaves the ring.
Quackman uses a bridging back suplex on Vegan Warrior.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Quackman hits Vegan Warrior with a piledriver.
Quackman is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Quackman whips Vegan Warrior into the ropes.
Quackman hits Vegan Warrior with an elbow.
Quackman is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Quackman whips Vegan Warrior into the ropes.
Vegan Warrior goes for a palm blow, but Quackman blocks it.
Quackman whips Vegan Warrior into the ropes.
Quackman hits Vegan Warrior with a kick.
Quackman runs into the ropes.
Quackman and Vegan Warrior get hit with a double clothesline.
Quackman whips Vegan Warrior into the ropes, but Vegan Warrior reverses it.
Quackman hits Vegan Warrior with a kick.
Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck.
Quackman is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Quackman puts Vegan Warrior in the cross-face chicken wing.
Vegan Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Quackman runs into the ropes.
Quackman hits Vegan Warrior with a shoulderblock.
Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck.
Quackman is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Quackman tags out to Deathwish.

Kevin Cole: Quackman was dominating Vegan Warrior!

Nik Cain: Quacks may not suck, but there are very few people who he can dominate who aren’t in wheel chairs or over 80.

Quackman enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Quackman leaves the ring.
Deathwish hits an enzuigiri on Vegan Warrior.
Deathwish is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Deathwish complains about a slow count.
Deathwish puts Vegan Warrior in a scorpion deathlock STF.
Vegan Warrior is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Vegan Warrior breaks the hold after 8 seconds.
Vegan Warrior hits a power flip on Deathwish.
Vegan Warrior kicks Deathwish.
A small "Vegan Warrior" chant is being started.

Kevin Cole: Some of these fans are getting behind the underdog.

Nik Cain: Some of these fans are morons.

Vegan Warrior chops Deathwish.
The crowd is starting to get behind Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior uses a series of knifehand chops on Deathwish.
Vegan Warrior goes for a jumping DDT, but Deathwish counters it with a backdrop.
Deathwish runs into the ropes.
Deathwish goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Vegan Warrior counters it with a side suplex.
The crowd is starting to get behind Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior goes for hurracanrana, but Deathwish blocks it.
Deathwish takes Vegan Warrior down with a Death Valley Driver.
Deathwish is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Deathwish whips Vegan Warrior into the ropes.
Vegan Warrior executes a rana on Deathwish.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Vegan Warrior tags out to Skull Ganz.
Skull Ganz puts Deathwish in a choke lift.
Deathwish is struggling to reach the ropes.
Deathwish reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Skull Ganz goes for a full nelson, but Deathwish counters it with a backward kick.
Deathwish catches Skull Ganz in a scorpion deathlock STF.

Nik Cain: Wish is trying to wear the big man down.

Skull Ganz is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Deathwish lets go after 14 seconds.
Deathwish tags out to Quackman.
Deathwish leaves the ring.
Quackman nails Skull Ganz with a clothesline.
Quackman leaves the ring.
He returns with a big black dildo.
Quackman takes a swing at Skull Ganz with the big black dildo, but he gets out of the way.
Skull Ganz snatches the big black dildo from him.
Skull Ganz hits him with the big black dildo.
Skull Ganz acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Skull Ganz takes Quackman down with a legdrop.
Quackman begs off.
Skull Ganz puts Quackman in a choke lift.
Quackman is struggling to reach the ropes.
Quackman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Skull Ganz leaves the ring.
He returns with a stapler.
Skull Ganz goes for a Sammartino backbreaker, but Quackman blocks it.
Quackman hits Skull Ganz with a DDT.
Quackman punches Skull Ganz.
Quackman punches Skull Ganz.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Quackman.
Quackman goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Skull Ganz side-steps and Quackman only hits air.
Skull Ganz hits him with the stapler.
Blackie McGee throws the stapler out of the ring.
Skull Ganz places Quackman on the turnbuckle.
Skull Ganz hits Quackman with a top-rope cruifix power bomb.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Skull Ganz complains about a slow count.
Quackman executes an inside cradle on Skull Ganz.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Kevin Cole: Quackman almost stole a win!

Nik Cain: Hell, I’m just impressed he was able to roll the 300 plus pound guy up.

Quackman leaves the ring.
He returns with a night stick.
Quackman nails Skull Ganz with an enzuigiri.
Quackman hits him with the night stick.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Quackman.
Blackie McGee throws the night stick out of the ring.
Both Alex DiGiacomo and Susan Blake jump up on the apron.
Blackie McGee tries to send them back down.
Quackman goes for a diving shoulderblock, but Susan Blake shoves him off the turnbuckle.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Quackman.
Skull Ganz tags out to Vegan Warrior.
Skull Ganz leaves the ring.
Vegan Warrior uses a kick to the shin on Quackman.
Vegan Warrior goes for a kick to the thigh, but Quackman counters it with a dragon screw.
Quackman kicks Vegan Warrior.
Quackman is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Quackman punches Vegan Warrior.
Quackman is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Vegan Warrior chops Quackman.
Vegan Warrior chops Quackman.
The crowd is starting to get behind Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior chops Quackman.
A small "Vegan Warrior" chant is being started.
Quackman kicks Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior punches Quackman.
Vegan Warrior tags out to Skull Ganz.
Vegan Warrior leaves the ring.
Skull Ganz nails Quackman with a big boot to the face.
Skull Ganz acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Skull Ganz uses an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Quackman.
Skull Ganz uses Combantion of Punches to the midsection on Quackman.
Blackie McGee is back on the job.
Skull Ganz goes for the Tightrope armbreaker, but Quackman counters it with a powerslam.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Skull Ganz is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Skull Ganz runs into the ropes.
Skull Ganz uses a clothesline on Quackman.
Skull Ganz hits Quackman with an uppercut punch.
Skull Ganz places Quackman on the turnbuckle.
Skull Ganz nails Quackman with a top-rope cruifix power bomb.
Blackie McGee counts: One, kickout.
Quackman begs off.
Skull Ganz whips Quackman into the ropes, but Quackman reverses it.
Quackman nails Skull Ganz with a clothesline.
Quackman puts Skull Ganz in the cross-face chicken wing.
Skull Ganz is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Skull Ganz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Quackman tags out to Deathwish.
Deathwish goes for a DDT, but Skull Ganz counters it with a low blow.
Skull Ganz runs into the ropes.
Deathwish executes a spinwheel kick on Skull Ganz.
Deathwish throws Skull Ganz out of the ring.
Blackie McGee counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Skull Ganz reenters the ring.
Deathwish kicks Skull Ganz.
Deathwish seemingly enjoys the boos.
Deathwish kicks Skull Ganz.
Deathwish leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Deathwish sets up the chair.
Deathwish executes a brain buster into seated power bomb onto the chair on Skull Ganz.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Kevin Cole: What a move! But Ganz is still able to kick out!

Deathwish hits Skull Ganz with a short clothesline.
Deathwish goes for Combantion of punches to head, but Skull Ganz blocks it.
Skull Ganz kicks Deathwish.
Skull Ganz is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Skull Ganz kicks Deathwish.
Skull Ganz seemingly enjoys the boos.
Skull Ganz tags out to Vegan Warrior.
Skull Ganz leaves the ring.
Vegan Warrior goes for a running sitdown, but Deathwish counters it with a power bomb.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Deathwish further incites the crowd.
Deathwish whips Vegan Warrior into the ropes.
Deathwish hits Vegan Warrior with an elbow.
Deathwish throws Vegan Warrior out of the ring.
Blackie McGee counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Vegan Warrior reenters the ring.
Deathwish goes for a spinwheel kick, but Vegan Warrior ducks out of the way.
Skull Ganz enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Skull Ganz leaves the ring.
Vegan Warrior runs into the ropes.
Vegan Warrior misses with a clothesline.
Deathwish uses a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Vegan Warrior.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.
Deathwish executes a standing sidekick on Vegan Warrior.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

Nik Cain: Vegan Warrior is out and Wish is climbing the ropes.

Deathwish executes the Shooting Star on Vegan Warrior.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
Vegan Warrior complains about a fast count.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

The winners are Deathwish and Quackman. Time of match: 0:12:48

Kevin Cole: Deathwish gets the win! It will be Deathwish and Quackman against Jason Star and Bad Dreams in the final match of this tournament!

Nik Cain: This one could go either way, especially when you consider that fatigue has to be setting in on all four men.

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...
At a total combined weight of 503 pounds...

Jason Star and Bad Dreams

Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Susan Blake and Alex DiGiacomo...
At a total combined weight of 335 pounds...

"The Dark Angel" Deathwish and Quackman

Jason Star attacks Quackman before the bell.

Kevin Cole: Star doesn’t even wait for the bell to go after Quakcman!

Nik Cain: Smart move. Wish and Quacks have had almost no time to rest from their last match. Star and Dreams should hit fast and hard.

Jason Star hits Quackman with a hiptoss.
Jason Star whips Quackman into the ropes.
Quackman takes Jason Star down with a flying forearm.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Quackman takes Jason Star down with an enzuigiri.
Quackman runs into the ropes.
Quackman nails Jason Star with a back heel kick.
Quackman hits Jason Star with a jack-knife power bomb.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Quackman takes Jason Star down with a backbreaker.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Quackman.
Deathwish enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams enters the ring and throws Deathwish out of the ring.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams leaves the ring.
Jason Star nails Quackman with a kick to the midsection.
Jason Star attempts to place Quackman on the turnbuckle, but Quackman blocks it.
Jason Star goes for a slingshot clothesline, but Quackman side-steps and Jason Star only hits air.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Quackman.
Quackman tags out to Deathwish.
Deathwish hits Jason Star with a standing sidekick.
Deathwish goes for a Russian legsweep, but Jason Star counters it with an elbowsmash.
Jason Star throws Deathwish out of the ring.
Jason Star goes through the ropes.
Jason Star knocks Deathwish into the ringsteps.

Nik Cain: Star and Wish were two of the four men who started this great night off and here they are again, beating the hell out of each other.

Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one.
Quackman comes over, but gets cut off.
Jason Star and Bad Dreams hit Deathwish with a double DDT.
Bad Dreams executes a bulldog headlock on Deathwish.
Bad Dreams takes Deathwish down with a Hotshot.
Jason Star hits a missile dropkick on Deathwish.
Jason Star and Bad Dreams hit Deathwish with a double DDT.
Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one.
Quackman comes over and lays out Bad Dreams.
A portion of the crowd is booing Quackman.
Quackman goes for a piledriver, but Jason Star blocks it.
Jason Star whips Deathwish into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Blackie McGee counts: 1.
Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one.
Quackman comes over and lays out Bad Dreams.
Quackman takes Jason Star down with a back heel kick.
Deathwish hits Jason Star with a German suplex.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Blackie McGee counts: 2.
Susan Blake comes from behind, but Jason Star nails Susan Blake.
Deathwish is handed a stapler.
Deathwish hits him with the stapler.
Deathwish is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness! A staple right in the forehead!

Deathwish hits Jason Star with a tiger bomb.
Blackie McGee counts: 3.
Quackman comes over to make it two-on-one.
Quackman takes Jason Star down with a clothesline.
Deathwish executes a German suplex on Jason Star.
Bad Dreams comes over and lays out Quackman.
A portion of the crowd is booing Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams executes a leg lariat on Deathwish.
Jason Star hits Deathwish with a legsweep faceslam.
Jason Star takes Deathwish down with a series of kicks to the midsection.
Blackie McGee counts: 4.
Jason Star reenters the ring.
Deathwish follows him back in.
Deathwish brings the stapler into the ring.
Jason Star tags out to Bad Dreams.
Quackman enters the ring and lays out Jason Star.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Quackman.
Deathwish and Quackman whip Bad Dreams into the ropes.
They hit Bad Dreams with a double elbowsmash.
Quackman leaves the ring.
Deathwish leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Deathwish runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Deathwish goes for a dropkick, but Bad Dreams side-steps and Deathwish only hits air.
A portion of the crowd is booing Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams runs into the ropes.
Deathwish misses with a clothesline.
Bad Dreams hits Deathwish with a kick.
Bad Dreams leaves the ring.
He returns with the aluminum baseball bat.

Nik Cain: Dreams looks ready for a little batting practice.

Bad Dreams takes Deathwish down with a flying forearm.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Bad Dreams hits him with the aluminum baseball bat.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Bad Dreams.
Blackie McGee throws the aluminum baseball bat out of the ring.
Jason Star enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Quackman enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Jason Star uses a legsweep faceslam on Deathwish.
Bad Dreams nails Deathwish with a flying legdrop.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Kevin Cole: So close!

Nik Cain: Not close enough.

Jason Star leaves the ring.
Bad Dreams goes for a DDT, but Deathwish counters it with a backdrop.
Deathwish tags out to Quackman.
Jason Star enters the ring and lays out Deathwish.
Bad Dreams and Jason Star hit Quackman with a double legsweep faceslam.
Jason Star leaves the ring.
Bad Dreams executes an earringer on Quackman.
Bad Dreams takes Quackman down with a DDT.
Bad Dreams is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Bad Dreams goes for a leg lariat, but Quackman ducks out of the way.
Quackman goes for a back heel kick, but Bad Dreams counters it with a legsweep.
Bad Dreams nails Quackman with a gutbuster.
Bad Dreams is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Bad Dreams whips Quackman into the ropes, but Quackman reverses it.
Bad Dreams uses a flying forearm on Quackman.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.
Bad Dreams throws Quackman out of the ring.
Bad Dreams goes through the ropes.
Bad Dreams goes for the Good Night Irene, but Quackman counters it with a backward kick.
A portion of the crowd is booing Quackman.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Blackie McGee counts: 1.
Deathwish comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jason Star comes over and lays out Deathwish.
Jason Star hits Quackman with a superkick.
Bad Dreams nails Quackman with a dragon suplex.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Blackie McGee counts: 2.
The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Quackman nails The Dream Coach.

Nik Cain: I wonder if getting knocked on his ass by a midget was in the Coach’s play book.

Blackie McGee counts: 3.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jason Star uses a superkick on Quackman.
Bad Dreams executes a dragon suplex on Quackman.
The Dream Coach comes from behind and distracts Quackman.
Bad Dreams is handed a stapler.
Bad Dreams hits him with the stapler.
Bad Dreams whips Quackman into the guardrail.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams and Jason Star hit Quackman with a double DDT.
Bad Dreams whips Quackman into the guardrail.
Bad Dreams takes Quackman down with an elbowsmash.
Bad Dreams is handed the aluminum baseball bat.
Bad Dreams hits him with the aluminum baseball bat.
Bad Dreams seemingly enjoys the boos.
Bad Dreams knocks Quackman into the ringsteps.
Bad Dreams hits him with the aluminum baseball bat.
Bad Dreams is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

Kevin Cole: Bad Dreams is beating whatever life is left in Quackman out of him with that bat!

Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Deathwish comes over and lays out Jason Star.
A portion of the crowd is booing Deathwish.
Quackman and Deathwish hit Bad Dreams with a double DDT.
Deathwish comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jason Star comes over and lays out Deathwish.
Jason Star takes Quackman down with a superkick.
Bad Dreams goes for a dragon suplex, but Quackman blocks it.
Quackman and Deathwish hit Bad Dreams with a double DDT.
Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind and distracts Bad Dreams.
Blackie McGee counts: 4.
Blackie McGee counts: 5.
Quackman reenters the ring.
Bad Dreams follows him back in.
Bad Dreams brings the table into the ring.
Quackman hits Bad Dreams with a headlock takedown.
Quackman sets up Bad Dreams on the table.
Quackman executes a flying bodypress through the table.
The table is broken in half.
A portion of the crowd is booing Quackman.
Quackman uses a backward kick on Bad Dreams.
Quackman nails Bad Dreams with a piledriver.
Quackman is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Quackman goes for Air Sabu, but Bad Dreams side-steps and Quackman only hits air.
Bad Dreams is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Quackman begs off.
Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Quackman.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Alex DiGiacomo puts Quackman's foot on the rope.

Kevin Cole: Dreams had him beat but DiGiacomo put his foot on the rope!

Bad Dreams executes a fisherman buster on Quackman.
Bad Dreams is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Quackman.

Kevin Cole: Another Good Night Irene!

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Kevin Cole: Kick out! Quackman kicked out!

Nik Cain: Okay, now that’s impressive.

Quackman takes the chain and uses it on him.
He goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, The Dream Coach distracts Blackie McGee.

Nik Cain: The Coach makes sure his man stays in this thing.

Quackman nails Bad Dreams with a jack-knife power bomb.
There is no referee to count.
Quackman executes a back heel kick on Bad Dreams.
Quackman hits Bad Dreams.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Quackman.
Quackman punches Bad Dreams.
Quackman is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Quackman kicks Bad Dreams.
Quackman acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Quackman hits Air Sabu on Bad Dreams.
Deathwish enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Deathwish hits a swinging neckbreaker on Bad Dreams.
Deathwish is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Quackman goes for a diving shoulderblock, but The Dream Coach shoves him off the turnbuckle.
Quackman is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Deathwish leaves the ring.
Bad Dreams hits a flying forearm on Quackman.
There is no referee to count.
Blackie McGee is back on the job.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Alex DiGiacomo puts Quackman's foot on the rope.
Bad Dreams tags out to Jason Star.
Jason Star hits Quackman with a brain buster.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Jason Star.
Quackman takes the chain and uses it on him.
Quackman is starting to get more cheers than boos.
He goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Kevin Cole: Star just barely got that shoulder up after than shot with the chain!

Nik Cain: The desire to be the FCW World Champion is the only thing keeping these guys going this late in the game.

Quackman runs into the ropes.
Jason Star hits Quackman with a clothesline.
Quackman falls out of the ring.
Jason Star goes through the ropes.
Jason Star whips Quackman into the guardrail.
Jason Star reenters the ring.
Quackman follows him back in.
Jason Star whips Quackman into the ropes, but Quackman reverses it.
Quackman goes for a back heel kick, but Jason Star ducks out of the way.
Jason Star chops Quackman.
Jason Star kicks Quackman.
Jason Star goes for a tornado DDT, but Quackman counters it with a belly-to-back suplex.
Quackman is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Quackman runs into the ropes.
Quackman executes a flying forearm on Jason Star.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Jason Star begs off.
Quackman tags out to Deathwish.
Deathwish leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Deathwish sets up the chair.
Deathwish hits the Liger Bomb onto the chair on Jason Star.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Kevin Cole: Star’s back bounced off that steel chair with tremendous force! But he still gets the shoulder up!

Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.
Deathwish catches Jason Star in a bow-and-arrow Dragon Sleeper.
Jason Star is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jason Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 23 seconds.
Deathwish executes the Shooting Star on Jason Star.

Kevin Cole: Shooting Star! Shooting Star! This should be it!

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
Deathwish acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

The winners are Deathwish and Quackman. Time of match: 0:11:10

Kevin Cole: Yes! The winners of the first ever FCW Lethal Lottery Tournament are Deathwish and Quackman!

Nik Cain: I knew it was only a matter of time before Wish got a shot at the big gold. But if you’d told me a few weeks ago that Quacks was gonna get a World Title shot I would have called you a moron. Of course, I’d call you a moron no matter what you say, Cole.

Kevin Cole: This has been an amazing night! We’ve seen the return of some familiar faces; we’ve seen new faces, new champions and what appears to be the beginning of a feud with a rival wrestling organization. And now we are out of time. Be sure to tune in every week for Full Contact TV. For Nik Cain, this is Kevin Cole saying goodnight.

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